TORTURED BY RAINBOWS

Title: The Egg is a Metaphor (1-5/?)
Author: me
Rating: PG
Pairing: Clint/Coulson (currently pre-slash)
Summary: Noir!AU - Phil Coulson is a hard working private detective with a past as bitter as the last dregs of coffee, Clint Barton is a mysterious US Marshall tied up in Coulson's latest case.
A/N: Inspired and being written for a prompt at the Avenger's Kink Meme currently stalled because I suck. Includes cameos by Loki, Jane Foster, Darcy Lewis, Janet Pym (nee van Dyne), and Maria Hill.

In any good film the woman would have come first. ( Read more... )

Title: The Blood on our Hands
Author: me
Rating: R
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Summary: Phil Coulson is a detective hard at work tracking down Clint Barton, a troubled young man on a killing spree. This is their story.
A/N:I blame Dahmer and Dizmo for this verse, one for inspiring it (partly) and one for encouraging it (always). I'd like to make note that I never considered Clint to be a sociopath or a psychopath in this verse, he is not mentally ill and he is fully cognizant of the consequences of his actions. He is however traumatized. Warnings for trauma, death, murder, and past abuse.
Cross-posted from AO3, written originally all on Tumblr.

( Blood dripped off of his knuckles )

Title: Icy Fresh
Fandom: Marvel movies
Pairing: Coulson/Clint
Rating: R
Disclaimer: NOT MINE NOT MINE NOT MINE because oh god I cannot afford Clark Gregg or Jeremy Renner.
Summary: Barton always lead him to make bad decisions. It must be the eyes... or the hair or the butt or the arms...
A/n: Coulson's PoV on Red Hot YES I WANT GUM ALRIGHT.

Phil Coulson knew what it meant when a junior agent started to bring you food. ( Read more... )