Title: Matching Panties
Author: Me
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: Elizabeth/Neal/Peter
Rating: ...PG-13 for implied naughtiness
Summary: The last call Peter expected to receive was Neal calling to talk about what Peter's wife looked like in black underwear.
A/N: I started writing this to respond to a porn_battle prompt, but I was like 'all this plot, what' and then 'I don't really want to write the porn'. So.
As much fun as Peter generally found Neal Caffrey's company, he was pretty sure that nowhere in his job contract did it say he was Neal's official babysitter.
( who knows White Collar? )