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5 AM and the alarm blares once, a harsh buzz, before an uncoordinated hand slams down on the snooze button.

5:15 the radio starts up. Talk radio, the news. Clint rolls out the opposite side of the bed and hits the floor with a thump.( Read more... )

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Title: The Egg is a Metaphor (1-5/?)
Author: me
Rating: PG
Pairing: Clint/Coulson (currently pre-slash)
Summary: Noir!AU - Phil Coulson is a hard working private detective with a past as bitter as the last dregs of coffee, Clint Barton is a mysterious US Marshall tied up in Coulson's latest case.
A/N: Inspired and being written for a prompt at the Avenger's Kink Meme currently stalled because I suck. Includes cameos by Loki, Jane Foster, Darcy Lewis, Janet Pym (nee van Dyne), and Maria Hill.

In any good film the woman would have come first. ( Read more... )