TORTURED BY RAINBOWS

So, I had a weird dream last night. (This morning? Whatever.)

The part where I start remembering stuff is when there's this group of people building a pyramid out of wood around this mound of dirt. Apparently the dirt is a tomb? And we're building the pyramid (out of like HUGE logs) to burn it and cleanse the evil spirit?

And the PoV I was in was all 'lol the tomb is already there and we're building another one' and then the spirit acts up and like, PUSHES the logs away.

Next scene? We're underground. Like deeeeeeeeeeeep underground. O_o Like in an underground cavern, and there's this hole up above that's the only source of light (besides some torches?) And this obelisk thing (that.. was the tomb?) is being lowered down into the underground cavern where there's like, waist deep water. We're all standing in it and there's a little girl (or at least a young girl) standing in it with us. The obelisk reaches the bottom and is sunk into the water and the hero guy (who is not my PoV I am the PoV of a guy who looked like Guy Gardner) is all 'I know you guys wanted to take care of it out in the sunshine but in my dreams there's always rain'... or something like that?

And then he whips out this little silver chain and he starts hitting the other two members of the expedition and they start... hissing? Like they were possessed. And he hits the obelisk too so that a door appears and he goes into it.

And the little girl is all freaked out and clinging to me/Guy Gardner going 'I shouldn't have come down here!' and I'm all 'no, probably not'.

Next scene is the... villains lair? She's a spidery woman in this ridiculous headpiece and she has some sort of evil manservant doing her bidding. She's holding this little black box with a red button which is some form of communicator for the people in the expedition? It's apparently the hero's. So she presses the button and talks to the people in HQ.

PoV change! Next I'm in HQ watching like... the whole where the obelisk was lowered? And it's this neat round hole surrounded by paving stones in the middle of all this green, and then it's like a hand wiped it off of an etch-a-sketch? It gets smoothed over all into green. And then she's making demands or something?

And the next thing that happens is I blow up some sort of cathedral and I'm all 'I'm sorry hero's name!'

It was epic. And since I had it HOURS AGO...

Totally weird dream last night.

God knows what inspired it.

...actually. It was probably the yuri manga + dance in the vampire bund that did it.

@_@

It was pretty clear in my memory oh... 5 hours ago, but now it's a little fuzzy.

Anyway. Dream starts off with two best friends. We'll call them Kay and Dee to make things simple. Kay and Dee are 'schoolgirl lesbians'. Or really, they're best friends with added touching.

Anyway, Kay and Dee are really close. So close, but Dee gets really hurt when Kay starts to hook up with this guy. Kay hooks up with this guy just 'dating' him, but things start to get a little supernatural after that. I assume there's a time skip, or this guy is just THAT much older. He has kids. Kay really like this guy's kids. (NO, NOT in a shota way. In an ORZ breeder way.) This guy starts to get really abusive with Kay, so she runs away.

With the kids.

The guy appears outside of her... house? Outside of a large glass door as a shadow. He mimics Dee's voice asking for help, and Kay comes outside.

He then transports Kay back to his place, and ties her to the bed. (I'm not entirely sure WHAT was used to tie her, but uh, yeah, she was somehow trapped to the bed.)

There is bad touch. :(

I THINK this guy was ACTUALLY Vampire Voldemort, b/c there's a section of my dream where Kay kills Vampire Voldemort. With, like, a large silver thumbtack, a la Brothers Grimm. Anyway, by killing vampire voldemort Kay's 'spirit' gets 'infected'.

Kay is also wearing a piece of white jade in the shape of a skull, supposedly to try and ward off infection, but in reality it is to make it so that Kay is the ONLY one infected.

Kay dies. Dee finds her.

For some reason Kay's body gets thrown off a cliff. (Yeah. IDK.) And her spirit is trapped and resides at the bottom.

Because Kay wasn't given proper burial rights and because of... something else, other people are starting to feel the spirit infection. (Which is visible, b/c they wear these bizarre white shawls around their necks to symbolize the purity of their spirits.) Dee keeps coming to the cliff to talk to Kay, who is slowly being transformed into an evil spirit because of the infection, but at the same time keeps herself.

Somehow, Kay is sort of transformed. It's like her spirit was rewound (and at this point she ends up looking like poison ivy) and given relatively godly powers. Everyone is kind of O_O about it...

And I think Vampire Voldemort was back.

ANYWAY. I wish I had written it up a few hours ago when it made more sense.

So.

Weird dream last night.

First off, not really sure how it started. I remember the middle of the dream forward.

Oishi and Eiji were on top of a tall building. Like, a real tall building. Think Empire State Building. It's not like they were on a viewing tower either, they were on like, a grate around the spire. And IDK how they got up there. Anyway, all Oishi had to communicate with was a radio of some kind, and Eiji was upset because OMG HE COULDN'T HIT THIS HIGH NOTE (a note which I think was screamed by someone who, uh, fell off the spire earlier) and no one would want him in the band if he couldn't hit that note!

Something about the letter A and the katakana for O which I think Oishi was using on the radio to try to talk to someone...

Oh, and the radio is reporting that the two members of suchandsuch are missing, and the streets are deserted. WHERE ARE THEY. (That would be Oishi and Eiji.)

Anyway. PoV shifts, and I'm... filming a movie? Or in a movie. The brand new Harry Potter which oddly enough had NOTHING to do with Harry Potter.

And there was something about who was taking who to the dance, and OMG so and so is going with HER and so and so is going with HIM... and I had this bizarre like, toy. It was PoT chibi's on sticks in a box, so it sort of looked like a chibi typewriter, and I had to punch the right chibis to get the right code, which would open...

Something.

Anyway. Yes.

Also, something about baby beluga whales. In my dream we were calling them baby blue whales, but looking back on it? Definitely beluga.

Oh right.

So last night I had a typical me weird dream.

For the LIFE of me I can't remember WTH was going on in my dream.

But I do remember the mental image of naked Dino, Mukuro, and Hibari...

( B/C IT IS NSFW )

So I had some extremely booby filled dreams last night.

( ...my brain is such a mysterious place, even to me... )

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Weird. Boobie filled. Horny dreams.

So, apparently I shouldn't wear short skirts. Why? ...

So I was napping after breakfast, b/c my room was waaaaaaaaaaarm and I was like 'mmmph'. So, napping.

Weird dream. Weiiiiiiiiird dreeeeeeeaaam.

I had to go back to Beaumont for some sort of Health class. Now, 1) I've been a graduate for a few years, IDK why I'd go back now, 2) the class had been going on for a while apparently. There were some of my underclassmen from Beaumont there (I believe Tori was in the class) and some people that were my classmates (Laura). Anyway, it was definitely a Health class, and it was really easy. But there were notes all over the blackboard, and then two white boards on the sides of the classroom. For some reason I was wearing hte short skirt I wore yesterday, which is short enough to show off my underwear if I'm not careful.

And for some reason Dr. House was teaching my health class at some point, but most of the time it was this nice woman. (IDK who she was.)

Anyway, after class I started cleaning off the boards. IDK, b/c. I do that sometimes. The teacher commented on how nice it was, and I cleaned them all off... and afterwards we realized House had set up some sort of camera to peek up people's skirts. O-o;;; (It's an all female class, and I believe quite a few of us were in skirts.) Weiiiiiiiiiiiiiird.

Then someone came to get me, and this one other girl, a blond. And we had to walk side by side to the office, the receptionist warned us that 'this was an all girl school, we're very into hugging!' and IDK, my old french teacher said something. Then we sat down with someone in the administration who was like '...yeah, IDK why someone told you guys to come back to this. You're gold.'.


Weird dream.

Okay, so, last night/this morning I had this amazingly awesome dream. Which I kept meaning to write up and post. Because it was amazingly twisted and OH MY BRAIN.

IDK what was going on in the beginning of the dream, since I only really remember the end, and even that's a little sketchy, but here goes. There was something about a war between two kingdoms. The kingdom I was a part of was the 'bad' or at least 'morally not right' kingdom, and the kingdom we were fighting was, obviously, the goody-two-shoes kingdom. I was some sort of close adviser to the king. Like, close close. There were three people the king trusted, me, my friend, and this hot girl. We'd all grown up together.

I seemed to have some sort of... crush? On the king? Like, was secretly in love with him except it was SO NOT A SECRET. I'm pretty sure I was having sex with him. (And, since I couldn't pick a gender to be... yeah.)

Anyway, my friend and I had made the decision to defect to the Morally Upright kingdom, because (in the words of Shouichi) what our king was doing was wrong. IDK what he was doing, but, he was doing something... and it was wrong. So we decided to defect, especially since the king was going to be choosing his queen soon, and we figured we could get out in the excitement caused by the announcement. I was... really upset about that, like, really upset. Because I was crushing on the king but knew he'd choose the hot girl. 

The king sent the friend and I special outfits, or IDK, maybe they were the outfits we were SUPPOSED to wear all the time. Anyway, they were color coded (I'm pretty sure the friend got yellow, but I don't remember what color my clothes were) and had moon jewelry on them. Part of the outfit was a dress/tunic thing with a belt around it that had a large crescent moon belt buckle. I think there was a choker too. The crescent moon was some part of the kingdom's crest...?

We go to meet with the king, and I'm TOTALLY bummed when the king and the hot girl come in together, talking and flirting and she's GIGGLING... But it's alright, because we're going to defect. (Because what he's doing is wrong...)

So then he's all 'yeah, so I gotta choose my queen, etc, etc...' and this page comes in with a ruby and is like 'this is a gift from ___ to the queen'

And IDK, I remember thinking it's weird because 'rubies don't suit her' or something. But I'm eager to appear to be my normal self, so I walk across the room to the page, and grab the ruby, and present it to the hot girl, who is sitting on the arm of the king's throne. She takes it and talks about it's beautiful color. And somehow the ruby becomes two earrings? Dream logic, the ruby is now two earrings, and it's STILL not something she'd wear. But the friend and I are complimenting the king on the present, and the hot girl is still saying how well they'll 'suit the queen' and... well, we start to get the message that SOMETHING is up. And then hot girl gets off the throne and is walking over to us, and the king's all like 'meaningful evil stare'

And then says something along the lines of 'don't you get it yet? she's not going to be my queen, you are'.

And uh... the message is 'I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO DEFECT AND NOW YOU'RE SCREWED'

The hot chick totally INSERTS THE EARRINGS INTO MY EAR WITHOUT MY PERMISSION...

And then I pass out. Or wake up. :( So sad. Totally hot king was gonna have his way with me.

Weiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiird dream.

I just dreamed about attending Prom. O_o; Not, you know, the prom I actually WENT to, an entirely different prom.

It actually started out being this bizarre 80's (or maybe 90's all things considered) thing about coming out and being yourself and going to prom with the people you WANT to go to prom with. We had a lesbian couple, a girl who thought she was a guy, and a really butch girl who I am pretty sure was straight, just really butch. ANYWAY, it continued on (and our dresses became more fashionable as opposed to 80/90's monstrosities) and we entered the gym. IDK why the prom was being held in the gym, it just was, and I'm pretty sure this wasn't Beaumont's gym b/c Beaumont's gym never seemed so big. The lights were off and there was music and round tables set up with table cloths over them.

So then there was the typical geeks vs. everyone else bit, where we're just keeping to ourselves as we walk across the room. The tables were set up really strangely. Like, there was this section for dancing in the front up by the DJ, but it was really small, and then there was a section for dancing that was in the middle of the room, very rectangular shaped, and at the back there were the Teachers who were supposed to be keeping watch over everything. Anyway, I'm pretty sure lthat there were bunch of people from my HS years (both mine and  not mine) at our table (and I think Juliet snuck in somehow) and so the dancing started up pretty soon.

The small dance section filled with people pretty quickly, and our table was right up in the front of that. But I looked around and grabbed Lynne from my table, and went to the big dance section which had like, no couples. Lynne Nickol's, who I was never TERRIBLY close freind's with. We were friends, but I don't think she'd have ever felt comfortable doing what we did in my dream. IDK though. Anyway, I grab Lynne and pulled her over to the other dance section and we start dancing, badly. We're the only two girls out there dancing, b/c for some reason everyone's paired off with a guy (I don't think it was a slow dance, but it was something similiar, also, at Beaumont everyone danced with EVERYONE) and we danced REALLY BADLY. XD Like, we couldn't figure out who was leading, or what we were doing, and we kept tripping over each other's feet.

So we get to the section of the floor where the teacher's are located, and one of the teacher's makes a comment about 'Fairman' b/c I'm the one dancing. I pull Lynne into this crazy twirl and dip, and my old Principal (who I DID see recently she came to Grandma's wake) says something about Juliet not being allowed to sneak in, and then sees it's me and the crazy dip and states that they 'do need to judge the best dance move'. And I laugh, and Lynne laughs, and I say 'omg, that dance move was so baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad'.

...and I wake up. Srsly. O_o;;;;

So I took a nap (and why does today feel like Friday not Wednesday?) and I had this REALLY STRANGE SciFi dream.

Well, first off, it was about a bus. There was some sort of car crash and they were levering open windows to get people out.

The bus had been heading for a 'BioMeat' factory. The kids were scattering as they got out of the bus and being caught by 'BioMeat' drones. 'BioMeat' as far as I could tell was pretty much brainwashing/reprogramming and some biological enhancements.

There's this one guy who works for BioMeat but wasn't high on the food chain who was like 'NOT MY SON'. Apparently you get sent to BioMeat for... bad grades? There was some educational failure that got you sent there. Anyway, random guy was like 'NOT MY SON' but his son got taken and then... he got killed. Because apparently he was low enough on the ladder that they could do that. It seemed to me that BioMeat was controlling society. (BioMeat! The new oil company!)

The head of BioMeat was... in this weird floaty chair. It was powered by BioMeat, though I'm not entirely sure how. I'm also not sure if he could walk or just chose to ride the floaty chair because he could. He had an ANNOYING daughter who was blond and had two bodyguards because she was 'In DANGER, Daddy!' One of the BioMeat gets... infected? Or rebels? Somehow he's got glowing red eyes and he's using his Bio engineered skills, which had something to do with water, to hurt the snooty girl. She started like... hemorrhaging water. It was weird. Then there was this bit with her suddenly becoming ugly... Anyway, that was probably my vindictive side.

The second bodyguard takes her to a hospital, unaware of the fact that it was the fault of his fellow bodyguard. She gets checked in and the bodyguard is told she's 'infected' in essence she's been turned into BioMeat. (I'm REALLY NOT SURE of the science here. O_o) And my bodyguard persona is like 'oh shit I'm gonna die' b/c he and the other bodyguard are the only BioMeat who have been around her.

And then I woke up!

O_o Another night of weird dreams. Apparently I should stop paying attention to the drama surrounding Lindsey Lohan or something.

I was some sort of blond actress, and was talking to someone about my career. And they were like 'why don't you switch companies? To someone who'll use you regularly?' And I was all 'who'd want to do that?' And walked away.

Apparently I was starring in some sort of (Disney) made for TV movie, and so in my head I got to watch the preview. It was about a mermaid (me) and a regular guy. Not a love story. He was a fisherman of some sort who had lost his daughter, and one day he somehow picked me up. And I looked like his daughter, and the more time I spent with him the more I looked and acted like his daughter. Apparently he found out, or decided, that the merpeople STOLE his daughter. There was one point where I was like, in this GIANT net, attached to four boats, and they were moving closer to each other and I had no room to escape. The guy kept shouting that I should give Paddy (his daughter) back.

Then, of course, the dream moves into the guy's point of view, starting off with him being on a boat. And he's fishing. He flings his rod back, but he does it badly and it catches something among the pails. Flinging whatever it is out into sea, it's a mermaid, and it hisses at him. Apparently mermaids are really light. ><; In his surprise he cuts himself on his hook, and so sucks on the skin for a bit before convincing himself it wasn't a mermaid and he should go home. He's going somewhere, where I don't know, and he's doing it on a plane, and he KNOWS he shouldn't have flown... the next thing I know the plane has been broken and he's being GRABBED out of the air by this hissing freaking mermaid. ><;;;; And pulled underwater.

Kinda woke up.