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kat8chaTitle: Pictures are worth a thousand words
Author: K8
Pairing: Chinen/Kite
Rating: PG
Summary: Rin thinks Kite's a eunuch, Chinen proves otherwise
"I say he's asexual." Rin stated, sipping at his chilled juice box. "That's the third hottie he's turned down this week alone!" Leaning towards the window Rin watched one of Higa's third years run past in tears. Leaning against the tree she had come from was Kite Eishirou, looking as cool and disinterested as ever.
"He could just be gay," Tanishi mumbled around a piece of jerky, "Like Kai."
Kai's head snapped up from his bento, "Hey I'm not…" Cutting off his denial at the disbelieving looks from his teammates Kai grumpily went back to his lunch. "Okay, I am, but only a little."
"Being a little gay is like being a little pregnant." Rin waved his chopsticks in the air. "Okay, but ignoring Kai's obvious sexuality. Kite Eishirou… eunuch or no?"
"He's not a eunuch." Aragaki tossed his rolled up napkin at Rin's head. "You've seen him naked."
"It's not like I look." Rin snorted. "But okay, so not a eunuch. But still asexual? Yes or no."
"He's not asexual." Chinen stated, softly enough that it was barely heard, but everyone at the lunch table turned to give Chinen their full attention. Chinen frowned, dutifully shoveling all of his rice into his mouth. If he didn't eat his entire lunch he'd never have the energy to get through tennis practice.
"You know something we don't Chinen?" Rin elbowed his doubles partner in the ribs with a grin. "Tell us!"
"Tell you what Hirakoba-kun?" Kite's voice, coming from almost directly behind Rin, made Rin jump nearly a foot in the air.
Turning Rin held onto his chest, hoping that would keep his galloping heart from jumping out of his ribcage. "Eishirou! We were just talking about… uh. Nothing."
Kite's glasses glinted, the effect causing a shiver to run down everyone's backs. "You should focus on your lunch Hirakoba-kun, break is almost over and we'll be doing endurance training today." With that creepy announcement Kite turned and wandered off.
"I swear," Shiranui grimaced. "Goya gives him super powers."
Rin ignored Shiranui, turning back to Chinen. "Okay, Chinen, since you know he's not asexual, you should prove it." Rin had that glint in his eye again, the glint which spoke ill for just about everyone… including himself.
"Prove it?" Chinen questioned. Carefully Chinen stacked his bento together and wrapped it up in a white handkerchief.
"Yeah. Prove it. By the end of the week." Rin's grin widened. "We want photographic evidence even. And if you can't prove it you're going to have to face a penalty."
"It's a bet then." Chinen stood from the table, turning and wandering off.
Kai prodded at a suspicious brown thing his mother had included in his lunch. He was pretty sure it was beef. "What do you think he knows that we don't?"
Rin snorted and turned to deal with his half full lunch. "Nothing. If Kite's not attracted to girls, and he's not attracted to me, he's not attracted to anyone."
"Narcissist." Aragaki muttered, and earned himself a kick to the shin.
The week passed normally, and Rin was gleeful about winning the bet as Friday afternoon rolled around. "What should I make Chinen do? There's so many possibilities! Maybe I should have him take the team to karaoke and pay for it."
Kai pushed his hat out of his face, Rin had just tugged the brim so far down the hat had nearly fallen off, and adjusted it so it sat on his head properly. "He hasn't lost yet Rin."
"He'll lose." Rin stated confidently, hopping up on a low wall to walk along the top. Kai shrugged, and then fished in his pockets when the Higa Chuu fight song began to trill cheerily from his cellphone.
"Who is it?" Rin asked, glancing over at the tiny display.
"It's a message from Chinen." Kai pressed a few buttons on his phone, then stopped walking to stare at it wide eyed.
"What is it?" Rin hopped down from the wall to pear over Kai's shoulder, his eyes widening as well. It was a picture of Kite's two toned pants tossed on the floor with one of Chinen's recognizable pairs of underwear (they all had 'Chinen Hiroshi' written on the band) and a tiny note in Kite's familiar handwriting.
'Proof enough, Hirakoba-kun?'
"Damn…" Kai muttered, still shell shocked and staring at his phone. "And here the rumor mill said he was dating Seigaku's Tezuka."
Author: K8
Pairing: Chinen/Kite
Rating: PG
Summary: Rin thinks Kite's a eunuch, Chinen proves otherwise
"I say he's asexual." Rin stated, sipping at his chilled juice box. "That's the third hottie he's turned down this week alone!" Leaning towards the window Rin watched one of Higa's third years run past in tears. Leaning against the tree she had come from was Kite Eishirou, looking as cool and disinterested as ever.
"He could just be gay," Tanishi mumbled around a piece of jerky, "Like Kai."
Kai's head snapped up from his bento, "Hey I'm not…" Cutting off his denial at the disbelieving looks from his teammates Kai grumpily went back to his lunch. "Okay, I am, but only a little."
"Being a little gay is like being a little pregnant." Rin waved his chopsticks in the air. "Okay, but ignoring Kai's obvious sexuality. Kite Eishirou… eunuch or no?"
"He's not a eunuch." Aragaki tossed his rolled up napkin at Rin's head. "You've seen him naked."
"It's not like I look." Rin snorted. "But okay, so not a eunuch. But still asexual? Yes or no."
"He's not asexual." Chinen stated, softly enough that it was barely heard, but everyone at the lunch table turned to give Chinen their full attention. Chinen frowned, dutifully shoveling all of his rice into his mouth. If he didn't eat his entire lunch he'd never have the energy to get through tennis practice.
"You know something we don't Chinen?" Rin elbowed his doubles partner in the ribs with a grin. "Tell us!"
"Tell you what Hirakoba-kun?" Kite's voice, coming from almost directly behind Rin, made Rin jump nearly a foot in the air.
Turning Rin held onto his chest, hoping that would keep his galloping heart from jumping out of his ribcage. "Eishirou! We were just talking about… uh. Nothing."
Kite's glasses glinted, the effect causing a shiver to run down everyone's backs. "You should focus on your lunch Hirakoba-kun, break is almost over and we'll be doing endurance training today." With that creepy announcement Kite turned and wandered off.
"I swear," Shiranui grimaced. "Goya gives him super powers."
Rin ignored Shiranui, turning back to Chinen. "Okay, Chinen, since you know he's not asexual, you should prove it." Rin had that glint in his eye again, the glint which spoke ill for just about everyone… including himself.
"Prove it?" Chinen questioned. Carefully Chinen stacked his bento together and wrapped it up in a white handkerchief.
"Yeah. Prove it. By the end of the week." Rin's grin widened. "We want photographic evidence even. And if you can't prove it you're going to have to face a penalty."
"It's a bet then." Chinen stood from the table, turning and wandering off.
Kai prodded at a suspicious brown thing his mother had included in his lunch. He was pretty sure it was beef. "What do you think he knows that we don't?"
Rin snorted and turned to deal with his half full lunch. "Nothing. If Kite's not attracted to girls, and he's not attracted to me, he's not attracted to anyone."
"Narcissist." Aragaki muttered, and earned himself a kick to the shin.
The week passed normally, and Rin was gleeful about winning the bet as Friday afternoon rolled around. "What should I make Chinen do? There's so many possibilities! Maybe I should have him take the team to karaoke and pay for it."
Kai pushed his hat out of his face, Rin had just tugged the brim so far down the hat had nearly fallen off, and adjusted it so it sat on his head properly. "He hasn't lost yet Rin."
"He'll lose." Rin stated confidently, hopping up on a low wall to walk along the top. Kai shrugged, and then fished in his pockets when the Higa Chuu fight song began to trill cheerily from his cellphone.
"Who is it?" Rin asked, glancing over at the tiny display.
"It's a message from Chinen." Kai pressed a few buttons on his phone, then stopped walking to stare at it wide eyed.
"What is it?" Rin hopped down from the wall to pear over Kai's shoulder, his eyes widening as well. It was a picture of Kite's two toned pants tossed on the floor with one of Chinen's recognizable pairs of underwear (they all had 'Chinen Hiroshi' written on the band) and a tiny note in Kite's familiar handwriting.
'Proof enough, Hirakoba-kun?'
"Damn…" Kai muttered, still shell shocked and staring at his phone. "And here the rumor mill said he was dating Seigaku's Tezuka."
