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Jun. 13th, 2007 03:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kat8cha PEOPLE! THERE SEEMS TO BE AN EPIDEMIC ON OUR HANDS.
*Beware* there has been a global outbreak of flesh eating corpses.
If you see a zombie contact the Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency ASAP. Do not contact the local authorities, repeat, do not contact the local authorities! They will either not believe you, be dead, or they will arrive and be eaten. No one wants to see that.
Find shelter, unless forced do not stay in your home, barricade yourself. Make sure you have plenty of food and water.
You may think you are defenseless, think again! Anything is a weapon against zombies! Rocks! Sticks! Cans of Reddi Wip!
I'll keep you guys updated as long as the power and internet holds. We've mounted a group who are going to take the library van across the street to raid the gas station for food and other necessities. I told them to bring any beer they could grab. Later we might try for the CVS down the street as long as it's not over run.
I've got several people up on the roof flinging flaming bottles of white out down below. We have a few improvised torches as well.
But dammit I need that booze to really kick some ass.
Here's hoping my team doesn't get eaten.
*Beware* there has been a global outbreak of flesh eating corpses.
If you see a zombie contact the Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency ASAP. Do not contact the local authorities, repeat, do not contact the local authorities! They will either not believe you, be dead, or they will arrive and be eaten. No one wants to see that.
Find shelter, unless forced do not stay in your home, barricade yourself. Make sure you have plenty of food and water.
You may think you are defenseless, think again! Anything is a weapon against zombies! Rocks! Sticks! Cans of Reddi Wip!
I'll keep you guys updated as long as the power and internet holds. We've mounted a group who are going to take the library van across the street to raid the gas station for food and other necessities. I told them to bring any beer they could grab. Later we might try for the CVS down the street as long as it's not over run.
I've got several people up on the roof flinging flaming bottles of white out down below. We have a few improvised torches as well.
But dammit I need that booze to really kick some ass.
Here's hoping my team doesn't get eaten.
