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He had to stop having one night stands. ( comment fic fill, God!Chuck knocks up Becky )

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Sam was pretty sure when he conked out about ( well assbutt had to come from SOMEWHERE )

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Damian is skulking in the background, ( and gen bat hanging occurs )

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He doesn't like Drake. ( tim sucks! obviously )

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Ever since that incident with his grandfather, ( I totally ship Kon/Damian brofort and they have NEVER MET IN CANON )

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It's come to Kon's attentions that Bat's have a tendency to need people. ( let me be your superman )

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Guy simply stares at the plate in front of them. ( is it food or an alien sex toy? )