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Chrome is warm, and squishy, ( Hint, not talking about her personality )

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...Rika and I just realized we're going to need betas.

I-IS THERE ANYONE ON MY FLIST WILLING TO BETA 5k MONSTROSITIES that are due in 2 weeks and haven't been written yet?

:D If there's someone who wants to say '...Kat get it to me by ____ and I can have it beta'd in time for the due date' (June 15th)

>> I'll need someone who's good at comma abuse, possibly punctuation abuse in general, and catching when I suddenly switch verb tenses... only to switch back seconds later. (This generally happens when I stop writing one day and pick up the next, though sometimes it's just me.) And who is willing to make changes, but run anything they're questionable about past me. Some of the things I do are stylistic.

...also, someone who comes with references.

><;;;

God. Hasn't been written.

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Went to see Star Trek (second time) today!!! :D Ria and I made snarky comments, and I realized I should get the sound track, as I was singing along, and drumming along. I have no rhythm, so IDK what's up with that last one.

At the end...
Me: ...it still makes me want to write porn.
Ria: What DOESN'T make you want to write porn?
Me: ...*opens mouth* ...*closes mouth* ... *opens mouth* ...
Ria: See?
Me: ...do ana-...um... Goats?
Ria: ...Well I'm GLAD of that one.

...I was going to come up with 'walls' and that was a lie and 'lighting fixtures' but that was a no go. I couldn't say cats or dogs b/c there's too many plot devices with a) fighting like cats and dogs or b) catboys. I was going to go with 'fish' but then, mermen, or swimming like a fish. I was debating saying 'corpses'... and then again. Not like necro's hot, but I mean...

So yes. Goats.

...I could have gone with insects I guess. But then again, queen bees, the whole hive thing, there's butterflies, um...

...I have issues. Do I have issues? I have issues.

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There is something to be said for being half-human. ( and Kirk goes urrrrrgh )