amatsuki prattle

You know what I just realized?

Kon totally can't masturbate with his right hand. Well, he can't do ANYTHING with his right hand, which has to suck I admit, but. Hmm. Wonder which one he masturbated with before. It begs the question, does he mourn the loss of his right hand or does his left hand make do? Also, was he right or left handed to start with? Probably right, because there's no point to the ... whatever... taking the power of his right hand unless he was right handed.

This is my brain, at 12:21 AM, when I am dealing with a writing slump and a lack of motivation. JOY. :D

I'm also trying to think up a way that Ginshu and Bonten could possibly have sex. It'd have to be before the curse because AFTER the curse Ginshu's got no- wait, how does Ginshu... ah, well, I don't think he ever eats in his cursed body. Anyway. It'd have to be before the curse, but Bonten's a little young there...

Maybe right before the curse takes effect. Or, after it's been broken. Except, I don't really understand what's going on after it's been broken. ><;;;;

Ah well. I could play with it anyway.

~FROWNY FACE~

Ginshuu stood on one side of the barrier, and Bonten on the other.

( brats go have sex! )

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I have SO MUCH unfinished fic! WHY?!

Ah well, it'll all get wiped out at the next computer crash.

You know, I've come to realize that... I really don't want to friend people for their fic. o_o I mean, I hate, hate, hate, FLocked porn. I really do. The problem is that I want to read it, often enough. ><;;;

Actually, I feel awkward friending anyone now. Mainly b/c the people I want to friend aren't PoT and I know that my journal is (primarily) PoT. I was hoping, vaguely, that Reborn! would at least drag me down a little. (I'm still hoping.) I guess I feel really awkward saying to a Reborn! writer 'friend me so I can read your flocked porn please' even though it would be honest. I don't even know if I'll LIKE the person despite liking their fic. Though fic friendships tend to endure better than some OTHER internet friendships I've had to deal with. (Note - see 'people who I have loved and liked and who eventually I have realized are not the people I thought they were' or 'hearts I have broken b/c I am a careless selfish bitch')

Ah well, I do know that the BEST way for me to make my way into fandom is to get myself someone to fangirl.

Edit:

Explain this man's insanity to me. PLEASE.