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Jun. 17th, 2007 06:00 pmWTF. WTF? What the FUCK world?!
Stop it. It just makes me pissy at you, and hey, I kinda like you world. I really kinda do. There's this part of me that says WORLD YOU ARE AWESOME AND I LOVE EVERYONE. That's the part of me that goes WTF every time something like this happens. Especially since, world, parts of you are, honestly, much awesomer then others and it's usually those parts that are making me WTF.
Some days, I wish I could be a sheep. I'd find myself a bitch ass shepherd who would grab me the fuck around the neck the minute I started wandering from the herd. And if I had opinions that differed from the herd they'd get beaten out of me.
I'd also get shaved when it got really fucking hot and my wool would go off to make coats and hats for rich little boys and girls in cold places.
And I wouldn't have to WTF when the awesome parts of the world became a little less awesome. It's kinda like watching something rust, or overexposure to a certain flavor, or seeing pictures of somewhere really awesome and then getting there and loving it .... and then after a few days you find the roaches.
WTF world. Go back to being shiny. And cool. I'm sweating like a pig.
Stop it. It just makes me pissy at you, and hey, I kinda like you world. I really kinda do. There's this part of me that says WORLD YOU ARE AWESOME AND I LOVE EVERYONE. That's the part of me that goes WTF every time something like this happens. Especially since, world, parts of you are, honestly, much awesomer then others and it's usually those parts that are making me WTF.
Some days, I wish I could be a sheep. I'd find myself a bitch ass shepherd who would grab me the fuck around the neck the minute I started wandering from the herd. And if I had opinions that differed from the herd they'd get beaten out of me.
I'd also get shaved when it got really fucking hot and my wool would go off to make coats and hats for rich little boys and girls in cold places.
And I wouldn't have to WTF when the awesome parts of the world became a little less awesome. It's kinda like watching something rust, or overexposure to a certain flavor, or seeing pictures of somewhere really awesome and then getting there and loving it .... and then after a few days you find the roaches.
WTF world. Go back to being shiny. And cool. I'm sweating like a pig.