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Aug. 22nd, 2010 02:03 amSoooooooooooo...
Tonight was Traci's B-day party and I ACTUALLY went!
I was like... half an hour late, but that was okay because they still weren't seated when I got there. XD
HOWEVER, I was like, the only single girl at a party of couples. There was another girl without a SO, but she left pretty early to go BE with her SO. Two guys came later though.
One of whom... he was talking about these fabulous books. And he was, idk, nervous or fidgety? And he started like, masturbating with his knife. XD THAT SOUNDS SO BAD but he was playing with his table knife, and he made an O and it was...
You know...
And when I realized it I just CRACKED THE FUCK UP and he was like OMFG.
And it was fabulous.
And that is my funny story of the night because most of it was spent tossing icecubes at people.
Tonight was Traci's B-day party and I ACTUALLY went!
I was like... half an hour late, but that was okay because they still weren't seated when I got there. XD
HOWEVER, I was like, the only single girl at a party of couples. There was another girl without a SO, but she left pretty early to go BE with her SO. Two guys came later though.
One of whom... he was talking about these fabulous books. And he was, idk, nervous or fidgety? And he started like, masturbating with his knife. XD THAT SOUNDS SO BAD but he was playing with his table knife, and he made an O and it was...
You know...
And when I realized it I just CRACKED THE FUCK UP and he was like OMFG.
And it was fabulous.
And that is my funny story of the night because most of it was spent tossing icecubes at people.