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[kat8cha]

25 Things Yumasaki And Karisawa Are Not Allowed To Do

1) Use gasoline in the van.
2) Make Molotov cocktails and drop them off the side of buildings just to watch them explode
3) Attempt to build a working time machine
4) Claim that Kadota's new coat makes him look like Doraemon and attempt to reach into his fourth wall pocket
5) Reach into Kadota's pockets in public
6) Switch out Togusa's Ruri CDs with Erika's BL dramas
7) Switch out Togusa's Ruri CDs with Walker's J-Rock music
8) Touch, think about, or breath near Togusa's Ruri CDs
9) Trick Shizuo into meeting Izaya in a love hotel
10) Film Shizuo and Izaya fighting and splice the video with clips of porn..
…and post it to the Dollars website.
11) Post anything to the Dollars website without Kadota's permission
12) Drive the Van
13) Switch clothes, wear wigs, and pretend to be the other for a week
14) Or a day
15) Or even an hour
16) Dress in black robes and pretend to sacrifice cats to Cthulu near a grade school
17) Offer children candy
18) Stalk Togusa during a Ruri concert
19) Bribe Kazano into stalking Togusa during a Ruri concert
20) Pay anyone to stalk Togusa during a Ruri concert
21) Ditto Kadota on dates
22) Visit Tokyo Tower. Ever. The police were not kidding about shooting on site.
23) Stalk actors/voice actors/writers/editors/anyone working on an anime/manga/novel they enjoy
24) Sneak life size blow up dolls into people's beds
25) Complain about this list