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Dec. 5th, 2009 02:08 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kat8chaDino Cavallone had often found himself facing down Hibari Kyouya's tonfa and steely eyes. Dino had even made a bit of a career out of it, declared himself Kyouya's teacher and all. For the past couple of years Dino had been checking in on Tsuna and the guardians, wondering when the 9th would step down and Tsuna would come to Italy. Over the years he and Hibari had crossed paths and engaged in more than one dangerous spar.
Sometimes Hibari tried to kill Dino because he violated one of Hibari's precious (and often ridiculous) school rules.
Sometimes Dino would start things off, because he felt Hibari needed to learn something.
To say the least, none of their fights had been over something as ridiculous as their current fight.
"KYOUYA!" Dino ducked an enraged tonfa swipe, which took out half of Tsuna's wall. Dino rolled back through the wall, glad that Romario followed the fight. "Besides it being ridi-"
The purple flames radiating off Hibari's tonfa spiked. "Your turtle impregnated my bird."
There was a polaroid picture floating to the floor in Tsuna's living room that showed Hibird and Enzio cuddled up in Hibird's nest with an egg between them. Dino's first reaction to the photo had been to nervously pat himself down for Enzio, his second had been to pull out his whip.
"Okay, besides cross-species pollination being impossible." Dino wrapped Hibari's wrists together, earning the barest pause possible in the fighting. "Enzio's a girl."
The pause lengthened as Hibari thought about this. He frowned at Dino. "You're lying."
"I'm not!" Dino glanced at Romario, who nodded. Enzio was a girl! "And anyway, isn't Hibird a guy?!"
"…" Hibari twisted his arms out of Dino's whip and tucked his tonfa away. "…my bird impregnated your turtle."
"This is acceptable."
Dino's jaw dropped, and he stared speechlessly after Hibari as the black haired teenager strolled out of the destroyed house.
"I… bwuhhu?"
Sometimes Hibari tried to kill Dino because he violated one of Hibari's precious (and often ridiculous) school rules.
Sometimes Dino would start things off, because he felt Hibari needed to learn something.
To say the least, none of their fights had been over something as ridiculous as their current fight.
"KYOUYA!" Dino ducked an enraged tonfa swipe, which took out half of Tsuna's wall. Dino rolled back through the wall, glad that Romario followed the fight. "Besides it being ridi-"
The purple flames radiating off Hibari's tonfa spiked. "Your turtle impregnated my bird."
There was a polaroid picture floating to the floor in Tsuna's living room that showed Hibird and Enzio cuddled up in Hibird's nest with an egg between them. Dino's first reaction to the photo had been to nervously pat himself down for Enzio, his second had been to pull out his whip.
"Okay, besides cross-species pollination being impossible." Dino wrapped Hibari's wrists together, earning the barest pause possible in the fighting. "Enzio's a girl."
The pause lengthened as Hibari thought about this. He frowned at Dino. "You're lying."
"I'm not!" Dino glanced at Romario, who nodded. Enzio was a girl! "And anyway, isn't Hibird a guy?!"
"…" Hibari twisted his arms out of Dino's whip and tucked his tonfa away. "…my bird impregnated your turtle."
"This is acceptable."
Dino's jaw dropped, and he stared speechlessly after Hibari as the black haired teenager strolled out of the destroyed house.
"I… bwuhhu?"
