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Nov. 9th, 2009 03:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kat8chaIt was hard to top Koharu's gift of the life sized naked cut-out of Momoshirou. It was really, really hard because Hitouji refused to give Koharu a naked picture of any boy but himself. After all, Hitouji might enjoy looking at a cute piece of tush, but Koharu was a *cheater*. He might do more than look!
So Hitouji was a little stumped. What did you get for your almost-perfect boyfriend?
Almost-perfect boyfriend with a tendency to cheat, and a stash of porn magazines kept under his bed.
Hitouji thought about it long and hard. He even took his question to the internet, which was not helpful. Eventually he decided on two pairs of boxers, and some edible body paints.
Then he lay back in Koharu's bed wearing the boxers marked 'property of Koharu' with an open tube of chocolate body paint in one hand and waited for his boyfriend.
So Hitouji was a little stumped. What did you get for your almost-perfect boyfriend?
Almost-perfect boyfriend with a tendency to cheat, and a stash of porn magazines kept under his bed.
Hitouji thought about it long and hard. He even took his question to the internet, which was not helpful. Eventually he decided on two pairs of boxers, and some edible body paints.
Then he lay back in Koharu's bed wearing the boxers marked 'property of Koharu' with an open tube of chocolate body paint in one hand and waited for his boyfriend.
