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kat8chaHollywood doesn't even make this HARD anymore.
Just saw Fast and Furious, DAMN do I still ship Dom/Brian
I mean, seriously.
First off, if anyone was a fan of the other Fast and Furious movies, I'd suggest going to see it, if only for the fun. Fast cars, hot women (who really don't get enough screen time) and then Vin Deisel and Paul Walker.
I can't be the ONLY one out there who finds Paul Walker sexy.
Anyway, the movie opens up with Dom pulling a job, stealing gas down in the Dominican Republic. They get half the gas, but the rest of it goes up in flames (because of course the only way you can START a car movie is with FLAMES). Dom says 'oh man, too dangerous guys, the cops are onto us' and breaks it off with Letty (his hottie from movie number 1) and goes into hiding. Then he gets a call from his sister, Letty's dead.
We cut to Brian chasing some punk across L.A. rooftops (I always find jumping rooftop scenes hilarious). He gets a name from the guy, and we find out (though we could infer from the cheap, ill fitting suit) that Brian's back to working on the side of the Law. He's FBI now. They're tracking down some guy, a drug runner who uses street racers to run his drugs, unfortunately everyone who gets sent in ends up dead (and here we see Letty's picture with 'Deceased' on it).
Brian got a name, they track the guy down... but Dom's also looking for a way in, and he got the same name from some other guy (after threatening to drop an ENGINE on the guy's HEAD) and he's holding this guy out the window. Brian's basically 'HO SHIT MY INFORMANT' and tries to talk Dom down.
Oh, and in between this there was a scene with Dom's sister, where you kind of bashed your head against a wall and wondered why Brian continues to be both an asshole and a nice guy. MAINLY he's an asshole though. -_- Douche.
Anyway, they get into the race, we have some nice shots of our boys working on their toys, and then we go to the race. YAY RACE.
Major vehicular damage is done, things are destroyed, some asshole who already got the job is a prick to Brian...
Brian sets the asshole up, and gets hired even though he came in second place. (And couldn't stick to the highlighted route if it cost him his ass)
They're at a party, drinking, Brian's trying to be Dom's friend (Dom drinks Corona and I'm reminded of the bad Tezuka/Oishi fic) the guy they're working for is like 'drink, party, be merryfor this is the last day of your lives' Dom does a little dancing, we get to see a bunch of chicks making out...
I'd like to say, I love how the Bicurious Female Subculture is no longer a subculture, but is instead an accepted part of mainstream society. Everyone's long ago accepted that guy's find girl's making out hot, but now it's cool to SHOW girl's making out, because hey, they're slutty girl's anyway right? Impressed with Hollywood I'm not... enjoy the make out scenes I did.
Both boys wander through the club, doing their spy thing. Dom, through superior car knowledge and a razor sharp wit, finds the car that ran Letty off the road (I laughed, he was very CSI) and flirts with the movie's Bad Chicka (who needed more development, but was hot. Long, tall, and thin. And ethnic, since that's what the F&F franchise swings to.) She admits that Pheonix is the guy who drives the car and he'll meet him eventually.
Brian hands over some glasses with fingerprints, the boys get ready to rumble, the boys get loaded into a trailer, and then we're off...
TO MEXICO.
With a bunch of drugs in our back seat. They run it across the border, and then the guys in charge bring out the guns. We get some more explosions, we make off with the drugs, Brian ignores his superiors in order to give Dom time...
BONDING! Male style.
Oh, but Dom's sister's there too... and we get Dom saying he's going to Mexico and not planning on coming back, and Brian's all 'tch, I'M STILL GOING WITH YOU'. And srsly, I wanna make a comment about Bros before Hos, but Brian bangs Dom's sister anyway. :\ And Dom's sister LIKES it. :\
Then there's one of my favorite scenes, where Dom and Brian have this... really INTENSE fight. And there's some screen caps there that would look more like fucking than fighting...
And Brian wraps his legs around Dom's head...
It's all very intense and entertaining and homerotic, and I was like 'ah ha - wait no laughing'.
>> I still don't get why Dom's sister lets Brian have sex with her. SHE CAN DO BETTER. >>;;; Brian you douche. You're totally secretly in love with Dom. 'Why did you let him go', 'Because I respected him'. RESPECT MY ASS.
Yadda, yadda, they go to Mexico to illegally drag the drug lord back across the border. Lots of cars explode, yadda yadda, people get shot, Brian gets the CRAP kicked out of him, and Dom arrives to save Brian JUST in time.
Paralleling his inability to save his girlfriend, versus his ability to save Brian. Dom gets arrested, gets sentenced, Brian's pissed...
And we end the move with Dom in a bus, and Brian, Dom's sister, and these two nutjobs from the beginning of the movie ready to Break. Dom. Out. >_<;;;
:D STILL
I LOVE MY MOVIES
Just saw Fast and Furious, DAMN do I still ship Dom/Brian
I mean, seriously.
First off, if anyone was a fan of the other Fast and Furious movies, I'd suggest going to see it, if only for the fun. Fast cars, hot women (who really don't get enough screen time) and then Vin Deisel and Paul Walker.
I can't be the ONLY one out there who finds Paul Walker sexy.
Anyway, the movie opens up with Dom pulling a job, stealing gas down in the Dominican Republic. They get half the gas, but the rest of it goes up in flames (because of course the only way you can START a car movie is with FLAMES). Dom says 'oh man, too dangerous guys, the cops are onto us' and breaks it off with Letty (his hottie from movie number 1) and goes into hiding. Then he gets a call from his sister, Letty's dead.
We cut to Brian chasing some punk across L.A. rooftops (I always find jumping rooftop scenes hilarious). He gets a name from the guy, and we find out (though we could infer from the cheap, ill fitting suit) that Brian's back to working on the side of the Law. He's FBI now. They're tracking down some guy, a drug runner who uses street racers to run his drugs, unfortunately everyone who gets sent in ends up dead (and here we see Letty's picture with 'Deceased' on it).
Brian got a name, they track the guy down... but Dom's also looking for a way in, and he got the same name from some other guy (after threatening to drop an ENGINE on the guy's HEAD) and he's holding this guy out the window. Brian's basically 'HO SHIT MY INFORMANT' and tries to talk Dom down.
Oh, and in between this there was a scene with Dom's sister, where you kind of bashed your head against a wall and wondered why Brian continues to be both an asshole and a nice guy. MAINLY he's an asshole though. -_- Douche.
Anyway, they get into the race, we have some nice shots of our boys working on their toys, and then we go to the race. YAY RACE.
Major vehicular damage is done, things are destroyed, some asshole who already got the job is a prick to Brian...
Brian sets the asshole up, and gets hired even though he came in second place. (And couldn't stick to the highlighted route if it cost him his ass)
They're at a party, drinking, Brian's trying to be Dom's friend (Dom drinks Corona and I'm reminded of the bad Tezuka/Oishi fic) the guy they're working for is like 'drink, party, be merry
I'd like to say, I love how the Bicurious Female Subculture is no longer a subculture, but is instead an accepted part of mainstream society. Everyone's long ago accepted that guy's find girl's making out hot, but now it's cool to SHOW girl's making out, because hey, they're slutty girl's anyway right? Impressed with Hollywood I'm not... enjoy the make out scenes I did.
Both boys wander through the club, doing their spy thing. Dom, through superior car knowledge and a razor sharp wit, finds the car that ran Letty off the road (I laughed, he was very CSI) and flirts with the movie's Bad Chicka (who needed more development, but was hot. Long, tall, and thin. And ethnic, since that's what the F&F franchise swings to.) She admits that Pheonix is the guy who drives the car and he'll meet him eventually.
Brian hands over some glasses with fingerprints, the boys get ready to rumble, the boys get loaded into a trailer, and then we're off...
TO MEXICO.
With a bunch of drugs in our back seat. They run it across the border, and then the guys in charge bring out the guns. We get some more explosions, we make off with the drugs, Brian ignores his superiors in order to give Dom time...
BONDING! Male style.
Oh, but Dom's sister's there too... and we get Dom saying he's going to Mexico and not planning on coming back, and Brian's all 'tch, I'M STILL GOING WITH YOU'. And srsly, I wanna make a comment about Bros before Hos, but Brian bangs Dom's sister anyway. :\ And Dom's sister LIKES it. :\
Then there's one of my favorite scenes, where Dom and Brian have this... really INTENSE fight. And there's some screen caps there that would look more like fucking than fighting...
And Brian wraps his legs around Dom's head...
It's all very intense and entertaining and homerotic, and I was like 'ah ha - wait no laughing'.
>> I still don't get why Dom's sister lets Brian have sex with her. SHE CAN DO BETTER. >>;;; Brian you douche. You're totally secretly in love with Dom. 'Why did you let him go', 'Because I respected him'. RESPECT MY ASS.
Yadda, yadda, they go to Mexico to illegally drag the drug lord back across the border. Lots of cars explode, yadda yadda, people get shot, Brian gets the CRAP kicked out of him, and Dom arrives to save Brian JUST in time.
Paralleling his inability to save his girlfriend, versus his ability to save Brian. Dom gets arrested, gets sentenced, Brian's pissed...
And we end the move with Dom in a bus, and Brian, Dom's sister, and these two nutjobs from the beginning of the movie ready to Break. Dom. Out. >_<;;;
:D STILL
I LOVE MY MOVIES
