early, and terrible, v-day drabble
Feb. 11th, 2009 10:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kat8chaIt took all of Gokudera's will not to slam the door shut in Yamamoto's face. Still, that would have been rude, also, Yamamoto was holding the kitten out in front of him and the door would have hit the kitten. Though maybe then the kitten would scratch Yamamoto to death, Gokudera's fingers twitched on the doorframe.
"Don't you like her?" Yamamoto asked, jiggling the kitten slightly. The kitten, a little black fuzzy looking thing with hair coming out of her ears, hissed and scratched at Yamamoto's hands, which the idiot of course ignored. Yamamoto kept smiling, still holding out the cat in front of him. "I thought you might!"
"Why would I want a cat?" Gokudera snapped. It wasn't like he didn't have Uri, though Gokudera couldn't keep Uri out all the time. It was draining constantly powering a box weapon, and even if Uri consumed actual food it was still a sap on Gokudera's resources. Then there was the fact that Uri was a *mean* cat, and Gokudera couldn't put up with the abuse or the destruction 24/7.
And with the return to the past, box weapons were supposed to be kept under wraps. Tsuna's orders, and Gokudera would never disobey Tsuna's orders.
"Well, I figured. Box weapons take on the attributes we want them to take on right? So, Uri's like a pet to you! So you want a pet!" Yamamoto held out the black cat again. "Ta da! Happy Valentine's day!"
"Happy?!?!" Gokudera's eyes widened. What. Valentine's day? Yamamoto was getting him a pet for Valentine's day?!?! WHAT. "WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME SOMETHING FOR VALENTINE'S DAY?!"
Yamamoto laughed again, and dropped the kitten into Gokudera's apartment. The black cat looked up at Gokudera, sniffed, and then wound around his ankles. Gokudera scowled, if he DID decide the bash Yamamoto's head in this would be trouble.
"Why does anyone give people gifts for Valentine's day, Gokudera?" Yamamoto answered Gokudera's previous question. "It's cause I like you!"
And then Yamamoto leaned forward and KISSED him.
"Her name is Meri!" Yamamoto stated, dashing off before Gokudera's brain could reboot and he could trash Yamamoto's stupid baseball loving ass.
"I'M NOT GETTING YOU ANYTHING FOR WHITE DAY!" Gokudera shouted after Yamamoto, slamming the door shut with a sense of doomed finality.
Looking down at Meri, who was quite happily getting fur all over Gokudera's pants, Gokudera scowled. Taking care of Uri didn't prepare him for taking care of Meri, Uri was a *box* animal for…
…Uri.
Meri.
U… Me.
YOU AND ME?
"I AM GOING TO KILL HIM."
"Don't you like her?" Yamamoto asked, jiggling the kitten slightly. The kitten, a little black fuzzy looking thing with hair coming out of her ears, hissed and scratched at Yamamoto's hands, which the idiot of course ignored. Yamamoto kept smiling, still holding out the cat in front of him. "I thought you might!"
"Why would I want a cat?" Gokudera snapped. It wasn't like he didn't have Uri, though Gokudera couldn't keep Uri out all the time. It was draining constantly powering a box weapon, and even if Uri consumed actual food it was still a sap on Gokudera's resources. Then there was the fact that Uri was a *mean* cat, and Gokudera couldn't put up with the abuse or the destruction 24/7.
And with the return to the past, box weapons were supposed to be kept under wraps. Tsuna's orders, and Gokudera would never disobey Tsuna's orders.
"Well, I figured. Box weapons take on the attributes we want them to take on right? So, Uri's like a pet to you! So you want a pet!" Yamamoto held out the black cat again. "Ta da! Happy Valentine's day!"
"Happy?!?!" Gokudera's eyes widened. What. Valentine's day? Yamamoto was getting him a pet for Valentine's day?!?! WHAT. "WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME SOMETHING FOR VALENTINE'S DAY?!"
Yamamoto laughed again, and dropped the kitten into Gokudera's apartment. The black cat looked up at Gokudera, sniffed, and then wound around his ankles. Gokudera scowled, if he DID decide the bash Yamamoto's head in this would be trouble.
"Why does anyone give people gifts for Valentine's day, Gokudera?" Yamamoto answered Gokudera's previous question. "It's cause I like you!"
And then Yamamoto leaned forward and KISSED him.
"Her name is Meri!" Yamamoto stated, dashing off before Gokudera's brain could reboot and he could trash Yamamoto's stupid baseball loving ass.
"I'M NOT GETTING YOU ANYTHING FOR WHITE DAY!" Gokudera shouted after Yamamoto, slamming the door shut with a sense of doomed finality.
Looking down at Meri, who was quite happily getting fur all over Gokudera's pants, Gokudera scowled. Taking care of Uri didn't prepare him for taking care of Meri, Uri was a *box* animal for…
…Uri.
Meri.
U… Me.
YOU AND ME?
"I AM GOING TO KILL HIM."
