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[kat8cha]

So.

Passive Aggressive is Pissy should be the title of my new novel/short story. FOR SERIOUS. OH FAMILY.

Last night...

Marian has a bunch of coats right? She makes enough money to buy herself shoes and coats and cute clothes. My sisters Tricia (younger than Marian) and Beth (older than Marian) both borrowed coats from Marian this weekend. Marian was going to give Tricia the coat she had lent her (it was a houndstooth coat and matched Tricia's hat and it was Marian's 3rd best coat) and Beth was kind of making joking comments about stealing the coat and whining about how Tricia got a coat.

I was sitting there tying my boots right?

Me: ...you people have issues. ~family kind of stops for a second, amused~ BUY YOUR OWN DAMN COATS.
Family: ~cracks up~

This morning, I grab the laptop to take downstairs, determined to keep talking to people, without having to be accused of hiding, and also to get a cup of hot cocoa.

Tricia: (from the bottom of my stairs) Is anyone awake? 
Me: ...yes. What do you want?
Tricia: (comes up stairs)
Me: ~has laptop propped open on hip ready to go down~
Tricia: Oh you're awake, oh, cute bag... (picks up my Marilyn Monroe bag)
Me: Yes, and it cost me all of 20 dollars, was there something you wanted?
Tricia: :) Want to go somewhere?
Me: ...where do you want to go.
Tricia: :x IDK. Somewhere.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE IS PISSY.