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Nov. 11th, 2008 08:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kat8chaThe day Metis sat down at the lunch table with a hickey was a day to be remembered. Odette's eyes fastened on it, before she gleefully smiled in Metis' face. Erik's lips twitched into a smirk, and Jay, with a groan, buried his head in his arms. Metis blinked. "…what?"
"So, you invited Josh over to your house last night," Odette began.
Metis blushed and opened his mouth to either deny, or admit it, but Erik pressed on.
"But once he got there Josh said that he had something to tell you, something drastically important."
Metis looked confused, Jay groaned again.
"Something drastically important," Odette picked up, "Like the fact that he was a vampire,"
"A Twilight vampire." Erik added on, Odette nodded sagely.
"Which makes sense, since he's a jock and way out of your league. Oh, and he sparkles."
Erik wasn't really sure how he had missed Josh sparkling. "Just after Josh had finished confessing though,"
"Another vampire attacked! Destroying your living room and mauling your neck."
Metis was just kind of staring into space by now, but Erik and Odette continued on.
"Until," Erik stated, "Josh stepped in, saving you from the vampire, and of course certain death."
"By turning you into a vampire as well. Now you can play football!" Odette clapped slightly, signaling an end to the shared monologue. Metis was silent for a few seconds, blinking. Erik and Odette smiled slightly at him, waiting for a reaction, and Jay started mournfully up at all of them from the cradle of his hands.
Metis finally broke the silence with "…dear god. I'm a Mary Sue."
Jay perked up slightly. "Isn't the male term 'Gary Stue'?" Metis was going to respond, but Odette was pointing dramatically over Metis' shoulder and gave a slight screech.
"Eek! Werewolf!" Because, of course, if Josh was the Vampire in Metis' life, than Charles was the werewolf.
Charles, never one to let himself be the butt of jokes, didn't even stop to ask why he was being called a werewolf. "There, wolf, there, castle."
Samuel flopped down next to Erik and gave everyone a sleepy smile. "Would you care for a roll in the hay?"
Josh, who had been debating going over to Metis' lunch table and saying hi, decided not to when the table burst into spontaneous, and slightly manic, laughter.
"So, you invited Josh over to your house last night," Odette began.
Metis blushed and opened his mouth to either deny, or admit it, but Erik pressed on.
"But once he got there Josh said that he had something to tell you, something drastically important."
Metis looked confused, Jay groaned again.
"Something drastically important," Odette picked up, "Like the fact that he was a vampire,"
"A Twilight vampire." Erik added on, Odette nodded sagely.
"Which makes sense, since he's a jock and way out of your league. Oh, and he sparkles."
Erik wasn't really sure how he had missed Josh sparkling. "Just after Josh had finished confessing though,"
"Another vampire attacked! Destroying your living room and mauling your neck."
Metis was just kind of staring into space by now, but Erik and Odette continued on.
"Until," Erik stated, "Josh stepped in, saving you from the vampire, and of course certain death."
"By turning you into a vampire as well. Now you can play football!" Odette clapped slightly, signaling an end to the shared monologue. Metis was silent for a few seconds, blinking. Erik and Odette smiled slightly at him, waiting for a reaction, and Jay started mournfully up at all of them from the cradle of his hands.
Metis finally broke the silence with "…dear god. I'm a Mary Sue."
Jay perked up slightly. "Isn't the male term 'Gary Stue'?" Metis was going to respond, but Odette was pointing dramatically over Metis' shoulder and gave a slight screech.
"Eek! Werewolf!" Because, of course, if Josh was the Vampire in Metis' life, than Charles was the werewolf.
Charles, never one to let himself be the butt of jokes, didn't even stop to ask why he was being called a werewolf. "There, wolf, there, castle."
Samuel flopped down next to Erik and gave everyone a sleepy smile. "Would you care for a roll in the hay?"
Josh, who had been debating going over to Metis' lunch table and saying hi, decided not to when the table burst into spontaneous, and slightly manic, laughter.
