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Nov. 2nd, 2008 12:28 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kat8chaGoogle smoothed back Wikipedia's brown hair."Now, sweet thing, you tell me what anonymous did to you." Wikipedia adjusted her glasses, blinked up at Google with teary brown eyes.
"He. He." Wikipedia sniffled sadly. "He violated me, Google!"
Google shushed Wikipedia, planted a soft kiss to the top of Wikipedia's head and drew the poor girl closer, snuggling Wikipedia into her bosom. "Now, now. It can't be all that bad."
Wikipeda sniffled again, her arms going around to hug Google tight. "He put CURSE WORDS in my ENTRIES! And he took out all the facts! I was factless for five whole minutes before someone put it to right!" Wikipedia burst into tears, her nose turning an unnatractive red and her eyes squinting shut. "I FEEL SO BETRAYED."
Wikipedia's tears were creating a damp spot right over Google's oo. "And you trusted Anonymous to behave." Google stroked Wikipedia's short hair, her hand lingering on the back of Wikipedia's neck. The girl's neck was so thin, what had she been eating? Nothing but books, Google bet. The girl needed to chew on a few pictures to get some skin on those bones. "Anonymous has no morals, sweetheart."
True enough. Anonymous posted all sorts of filthy dirty things, Google found Anomyous everywhere. Anonymous was a far more pernicious and nasty man than Anonymouse, who was really a sweet, timid little thing, afraid of her own shadow, and especially of being found out.
"I know I shouldn't trust him Google, especially not after last time… and I keep closing him out! I do! I bought these brand new locks and…" Wikipedia sniffled, dragged out a kilobite sized handkerchief. "I can't say no to him, Google. I can't close him all out. He's what fills me up inside! And sometimes… sometimes it's not so bad. There's all that Anonymous goodness out there right?"
There was a fair bit of Anonymous goodness out there. Anonymous love memes, Secret Santa's, people buying, giving, sending… but that didn't make up for the sheer amount of misdeeds Anonymous had perpetrated. But Wikipedia hadn't existed before Anonymous, it had to be hard for her to quit him. "There's a lot out there sweetie, but remember, he's everywhere, he's not the type to stick to one HTML." Google kissed Wikipedia's teary cheeks. "And you're always, well mostly, number one in my books."
"He. He." Wikipedia sniffled sadly. "He violated me, Google!"
Google shushed Wikipedia, planted a soft kiss to the top of Wikipedia's head and drew the poor girl closer, snuggling Wikipedia into her bosom. "Now, now. It can't be all that bad."
Wikipeda sniffled again, her arms going around to hug Google tight. "He put CURSE WORDS in my ENTRIES! And he took out all the facts! I was factless for five whole minutes before someone put it to right!" Wikipedia burst into tears, her nose turning an unnatractive red and her eyes squinting shut. "I FEEL SO BETRAYED."
Wikipedia's tears were creating a damp spot right over Google's oo. "And you trusted Anonymous to behave." Google stroked Wikipedia's short hair, her hand lingering on the back of Wikipedia's neck. The girl's neck was so thin, what had she been eating? Nothing but books, Google bet. The girl needed to chew on a few pictures to get some skin on those bones. "Anonymous has no morals, sweetheart."
True enough. Anonymous posted all sorts of filthy dirty things, Google found Anomyous everywhere. Anonymous was a far more pernicious and nasty man than Anonymouse, who was really a sweet, timid little thing, afraid of her own shadow, and especially of being found out.
"I know I shouldn't trust him Google, especially not after last time… and I keep closing him out! I do! I bought these brand new locks and…" Wikipedia sniffled, dragged out a kilobite sized handkerchief. "I can't say no to him, Google. I can't close him all out. He's what fills me up inside! And sometimes… sometimes it's not so bad. There's all that Anonymous goodness out there right?"
There was a fair bit of Anonymous goodness out there. Anonymous love memes, Secret Santa's, people buying, giving, sending… but that didn't make up for the sheer amount of misdeeds Anonymous had perpetrated. But Wikipedia hadn't existed before Anonymous, it had to be hard for her to quit him. "There's a lot out there sweetie, but remember, he's everywhere, he's not the type to stick to one HTML." Google kissed Wikipedia's teary cheeks. "And you're always, well mostly, number one in my books."
