KiriHiyo CHINKO SWITCH
Aug. 5th, 2008 11:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kat8chaHiyoshi was going to choke his dick.
Hell, not his dick, Kirihara's goddamn dick. Hiyoshi was going to kill Kirihara too, as soon as they figured out how to get their dicks to switch back. Whoever heard of dicks switching? And then talking?! Kirihara's goddamn dick was interrupting his classes, tennis practice, showers after practice, his goddamn morning katas… Hiyoshi could barely breath without KiriCock standing up. Goddamn Rikkai.
Then there was Kirihara calling every hour. "I'm supposed to be in class." Hiyoshi hissed, he was huddled in the bathroom currently. Thankfully class was gym, and Hiyoshi had begged off for the first time in his life. The gym teacher had allowed it because Hiyoshi never skipped out, especially not when it was dodgeball. Hiyoshi couldn't trust KiriCock not to stand up and wag any second. "What the hell are you calling about now?"
"Your dick is a wimp!" There was a bang on the other side of the connection and Hiyoshi rolled his eyes. Kirihara'd probably kicked a stall. "I come in for a little relief instead of going to English and it won't freaking stand up!"
"Stop mauling my penis!" Hiyoshi snarled. He kept his voice quiet just in case someone came into the bathroom. "You said you weren't going to jerk off!" Hiyoshi was doing his best not to jerk off as well. Mainly he was cursing at Kirihara dick, which Kirihara's dick seemed to enjoy, and dousing it with cold water, which Kirihara's dick didn't like thankfully. "Fuck it Kirihara, that's not your penis!"
Kirihara was going to give his penis back traumatized. Traumatized. Hiyoshi would never be able to jerk off again because his penis would remember Kirihara's tender handlings.
"It's not like I've been mean to it!" Kirihara snapped. "I've been really nice and soft! I figured your dick would like that you goddamn pussy."
"Shut the fuck up, Rikkai." Hiyoshi snarled back, bracing himself on the bathroom wall when Kirihara's dick stirred in his pants.
"Yeah, right, you're the fuck up, Hyotei." Kirihara made a surprised sound. "Hey, your dick liked that."
Oh fuck. Oh fuck no. "Don't you DARE." Shit, shit, shit, no one was supposed to know.
"Bitchy little thing. Bitchy fucking pussy, you like this treatment." Kirihara's laugh had a harsh edge. "Oh fuck Hiyoshi, you total bitch! Your dick LIKES it."
"Yeah, and yours fucking likes anything with two balls and a brain to call its own." Hiyoshi closed the phone. He just knew that Kirihara would be jerking him off, and the next time they saw each other, which was supposed to be this weekend to see if they could get their dicks to switch back again, Kirihara was going to tease him until Hiyoshi kicked him somewhere hard. Hiyoshi was going to have to remember not to aim for the groin.
Then there was Kirihara calling every hour. "I'm supposed to be in class." Hiyoshi hissed, he was huddled in the bathroom currently. Thankfully class was gym, and Hiyoshi had begged off for the first time in his life. The gym teacher had allowed it because Hiyoshi never skipped out, especially not when it was dodgeball. Hiyoshi couldn't trust KiriCock not to stand up and wag any second. "What the hell are you calling about now?"
"Your dick is a wimp!" There was a bang on the other side of the connection and Hiyoshi rolled his eyes. Kirihara'd probably kicked a stall. "I come in for a little relief instead of going to English and it won't freaking stand up!"
"Stop mauling my penis!" Hiyoshi snarled. He kept his voice quiet just in case someone came into the bathroom. "You said you weren't going to jerk off!" Hiyoshi was doing his best not to jerk off as well. Mainly he was cursing at Kirihara dick, which Kirihara's dick seemed to enjoy, and dousing it with cold water, which Kirihara's dick didn't like thankfully. "Fuck it Kirihara, that's not your penis!"
Kirihara was going to give his penis back traumatized. Traumatized. Hiyoshi would never be able to jerk off again because his penis would remember Kirihara's tender handlings.
"It's not like I've been mean to it!" Kirihara snapped. "I've been really nice and soft! I figured your dick would like that you goddamn pussy."
"Shut the fuck up, Rikkai." Hiyoshi snarled back, bracing himself on the bathroom wall when Kirihara's dick stirred in his pants.
"Yeah, right, you're the fuck up, Hyotei." Kirihara made a surprised sound. "Hey, your dick liked that."
Oh fuck. Oh fuck no. "Don't you DARE." Shit, shit, shit, no one was supposed to know.
"Bitchy little thing. Bitchy fucking pussy, you like this treatment." Kirihara's laugh had a harsh edge. "Oh fuck Hiyoshi, you total bitch! Your dick LIKES it."
"Yeah, and yours fucking likes anything with two balls and a brain to call its own." Hiyoshi closed the phone. He just knew that Kirihara would be jerking him off, and the next time they saw each other, which was supposed to be this weekend to see if they could get their dicks to switch back again, Kirihara was going to tease him until Hiyoshi kicked him somewhere hard. Hiyoshi was going to have to remember not to aim for the groin.
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