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[kat8cha]

Summarize 30 of your favorite not only favorite couplings in one lines/sentence, then see who on your friends list can guess each one.

Yes, yes I am distracting myself from life. Coming from multiple fandoms, Prince of Tennis, Tenmyu, PuriPuri, Ouran, Shigeshoshi (it's a goddamn give away that one), Reborn!, XXXHolic/Tsubasa, one from Sublunary (Which no one but Shu's guessing unless you guys were paying attention), one from KKM, one from Evangelion

1) You know when one of them gets the munchies he totally chows down on a Banana split. (Tachibana/Chitose guessed by feuillu  )
2) An angel and an embalmer. (Shinjuurou/Renji guessed by ice_killer)
3) Stand Together Pair would be a much better pairing name for them (Tezuka/Fuji guessed by juudenkanryou)
4) Where there are clouds there is a chance for STORMS. (Hibari/Gokudera guessed by ravient)
5) Lucky brand cigarettes. (Akutsu/Sengoku guessed by feuillu)
6) BFF simply because that idiot is never going to go away. (Kyouya/Tamaki guessed by lyuna)
7) Devil Shrooms (Kirihara/Hiyoshi guessed by feuillu  )
8) They're so forgotten about, but so perfect for each other, and they go together like peanut butter and jelly and are just as simple.  (Jimmies! (DUH) guessed by anonymouse)
9) I know she's too young for him >> but 4 years isn't really THAT much when you think about it. (Tezuka/Miyuki guessed by gekidasa)
10) One is a girl who used to be a guy, the other is a guy who dresses up as a girl. (Megumi/Mikoto guessed by _sabriel  )
11)Their fellow cast member practically OUTED them, they both star in multiple BL roles, and yet my pairing has very little basis. (Kotani/Hiroya guessed by juudenkanryou)
12) One of these days there's going to be a pointy elbow flailed right into the seme's good eye and then they'll BOTH be blind as bats. (Doumeki/Watanuki guessed by _sabriel)
13) Hair die, wigs, and fake glasses. (Niou/Yagyuu guessed by feuillu  )
14) Uptight guy needs some relief and finds it in a rival (Mitaka/Akira guessed by penombrelilas)
15) It's so bad, so bad, so bad, especially since we don't know the seme's real age, but dear god, cows make the most adorable ukes. (Reborn/Lambo ravient
16) Severe crack, all Rika's fault, and yet so goddamn CUTE. (Otherwise known as 'goody baskets and okinawan brainwashing') (Kite/Itsuki guessed by feuillu  )
17) My one true RPS ship, where hair curlers fly and the king of the idiots ducks. (Shirota/Aiba guessed by caelestin)
18) Storms always need a little Rain. (Yamamoto/Gokudera ravient)
19) It's bad, it's dirty, it's hot, and I am going to claim it's goddamn masturbation since they are LITERALLY the same person. (Syaorancest guessed by penombrelilas)
20) Green haired bitchy brit scientists UNITE (or fuck at least)
21) Twins, hot twins, hot sexy twins with red ribbons and dirty minds. (Atsushi/Ryou guessed by feuillu  )
22) Everyone wants the sexiest man in Chiba, even Konomi admits it (this ship is Everyone/Someone) (Everyone/Saeki guessed by feuillu  )
23) Biting and Whips = <3 (Dino/Hibari! Guessed by racketglomps)
24) A master, an emperor, and a god walk into a bar... (Yanagi/Sanada/Yukimura guessed by _sabriel  )
25) Leafy's icon does BAD things to me, bad bad bad things. (Leafy's Icon/Me or Ootoricest guessed by feuillu  )
26) The language of flowers is a dirty thing.
27) An angel comes to earth for one special person (Kaworu/Shinji guessed by penombrelilas)
28) Granted, it'd be a really dirty ship right now since while they're both centuries old one of them is in a teenage body right now...
29) Creepy femmy presidents/their successor OTP (Arisada/Akira guessed by _sabriel  )
30) Masks+ afros + insanity (Koharu/Yuuji guessed by _sabriel  )

Okay, since Leafy is a PAIN. :| Anyone who guesses over 5 correctly gets a drabble of their choice.