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ChachiriNoDa: Ann: *activates all-knowing power from being the ultimate chick in the show* Yes. PoT has gone to PoT. Time to start my own show.
KatBFair: Now Premiering: Ann The Vampire Slayer!
ChachiriNoDa: Kamio: . . .Can I be your bitch?
KatBFair: Shinji: ~twitches~ kamio is worrying about something I didn't know what it is but it must be important we should go find him
ChachiriNoDa: Ann: No. . .you belong to Oniichan/Shinji/Kiri/Kaidoh/Sengoku/Momoshirou.
KatBFair: Tachibana: ~sneezes~
ChachiriNoDa: Ann: Oh. . .and Atobe. . .can't forget Atobe.
KatBFair: Kirihara: ~sneezes~
KatBFair: Kaidoh: Fsssssshuu
KatBFair: Sengoku: ~sneeze~ Luckyyyyy! Someone must be talking about me!
ChachiriNoDa: Atobe: *does nothing, having grown used to people speaking his name*
KatBFair: Momoshiro: ~hair twitches~ Eh? Kamio is trying to leave me! NOOOO!
ChachiriNoDa: Kaidoh: YOU?! He's with ME!
ChachiriNoDa: Ryoma: And everyone else in Japan, sempai. *hat pull*
KatBFair: Momoshiro: ~glares at Kaidoh~ Well... he likes me better!!!!
ChachiriNoDa: Ryou: . . . I'm going to visit my brother. . . pimp away without me.
KatBFair: Fuji: Mou, Kamio-kun? Ah.... he's the number one worker at Tensai industrie
KatBFair: Atsushi: .... ~sneezes as he steps off bus~
KatBFair: Bane: NO! BRING HIM TOO!
ChachiriNoDa: Kaidoh: He can't love you more! You have no stamina!
KatBFair: Taka-san: BUUUUUUUUURNING!
ChachiriNoDa: Ryou: *snort* No one pimps my brother but me.
KatBFair: Atsushi: .... ~sneezes again~
ChachiriNoDa: Duck: *hands Atsushi a tissue* Did you catch a disease from the bus?
KatBFair: Momo: I have stamina! And he likes my blowjobs more!
ChachiriNoDa: Ryoma: *snort* What blowjobs?
KatBFair: Atsushi: ~wipes nose~ it might be.... ~ears burn~ No... it's Ryou
KatBFair: Momo: My Super Deep Throat Blowjobs!
KatBFair: (~giggle, snort~)
ChachiriNoDa: Seigaku: *stares at Momo*
KatBFair: Momo: ~sweatdrops~ It's not like I can let the Ichinen trio name them!!!!
ChachiriNoDa: Eiji: . . . .*mad laughter* As IF, Momo-chan!
KatBFair: Momo: HEY! I bet I can give a better blowjob then Oishi-sempai!
ChachiriNoDa: Horio: Why not? I have 2 years blowjob naming skillz!!
KatBFair: Katsuo: ... ~clings to Kachiro~
ChachiriNoDa: Eiji: *arches eyebrow* Are you dissing my manslave, manslave?
KatBFair: Momo: Hell yes!
ChachiriNoDa: Oishi: *sweatdrop* Now, now, Eiji. Minna, let's calm down.
ChachiriNoDa: Eiji: *hiss, spit, claws*
KatBFair: Fuji: Maa..... this can all be settled in a freindly manner.
KatBFair: Momo: AHHH! NOT MY HAIR!
ChachiriNoDa: Eiji: Shredded carpet now, bitch!
KatBFair: Momo: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
ChachiriNoDa: Tezuka: O_O Nande yane?!
KatBFair: Bane: ....someone has destroyed Momoshiro's hair.... ~sits on pile of naked man bitches~
ChachiriNoDa: Saeki: *from below Bane somewhere* . . . so?
KatBFair: Mizuki: ~sneaks up behind Fuji, cloroforms him, drags him away~
KatBFair: Bane: ...he was next on my pimp list. ~crosses him off~ I guess I'll just have to go with Ryou and his brother
ChachiriNoDa: Atobe: *feels a tingle* Seme senses! It's . . oh holy fuck! It's Fuji!
KatBFair: Fuji: @.@
KatBFair: (I'm laughing so haaaaaaaaaard)
ChachiriNoDa: Ryoma: *doesn't notice because he's an uke*
ChachiriNoDa: (Me too. XD)
KatBFair: Tezuka: ....where's Fuji
ChachiriNoDa: (Must save this.)
KatBFair: (Hell, I'm gonna save and post it on LJ(
KatBFair: Mizuki: ~cackles and ties Fuji to his purple bed~
ChachiriNoDa: Taka: *spins about* Fujiko!!
KatBFair: Katsuo: NO! The one chance I had to loose my virginity to someone who wasn't Kachiro!
KatBFair: Yukimura: ~humms, taps chin~ I sense.... a disturbance in the force
ChachiriNoDa: Eiji: *abandons tattered Momo* I feel better. *molests Oishi*
KatBFair: Momo: ~cries~
ChachiriNoDa: Yanagi: A large one, Buchou. I knew you were going to say that.
ChachiriNoDa: Ryoma: *glances down at Momo* Mada mada da ne.
KatBFair: Jackal: What are you talking about?
KatBFair: Momo: ~clings to Ryoma's legs~
ChachiriNoDa: Bunta: Don't ask, Cocoa-chan. It'll hurt.
KatBFair: Jackal: ....whatever you say.
ChachiriNoDa: Niou: *mischievous glint* Now that the Pimpmaster Oji has passed. . .I can have free reign. . .
KatBFair: Yagyuu: ~smacks Niou~ Don't forget Banji-san
KatBFair: Banji: ~pimps out Dan~
ChachiriNoDa: Akutsu: . . . uke?
KatBFair: Dan: Hai Desu!
ChachiriNoDa: Banji: That'll be. . .*feels disturbance* Oji!
KatBFair: Sakaki: ... ~spins chair around~ Pimpmaster Oji has passed away... I must now form my plan to overpower the Tennis regions whores
ChachiriNoDa: Hyoutei: *shudder collectively*
ChachiriNoDa: Otori: *nervous* Kantoku! He's planning something, Shishido-sempai!
KatBFair: Oshitari: I fear for our safety
KatBFair: Hiyoshi: .... ~makes plans to transfer to Rikkai~
ChachiriNoDa: Shishido: Let's run off to Brazil! We'll be safe there!
ChachiriNoDa: Otori: *sparkle* You want to run away with me, sempai?
ChachiriNoDa: Shishido: . . . *hits Otori*
KatBFair: Jackal: So you think
ChachiriNoDa: Otori: *cries*
ChachiriNoDa: Shishido: *drags Otori to Brazil*
KatBFair: Gakuto: ~clings to Oshitari~ Kantoku's planning on pimping my ass! Save me!
ChachiriNoDa: Oshitari: *holds* I would, but he's going to pimp my ass too.
KatBFair: Hiyoshi: ~starts to sneak away~
KatBFair: Yukimura: ~calls Sakaki on his cell phone~ I would like to form an aliiance.
ChachiriNoDa: Atobe: *to Sanada* You wouldn't happen to want to join me down in the bomb shelter would you?
KatBFair: Sakaki: Ah, Seiichi-kun. ~steeples fingers~ Let me hear your proposal
KatBFair: Yanagi: ....Sanada, I know you will not abandon your post as fuku-buchou
ChachiriNoDa: Atobe: *beans Yanagi with tennis bag* Did you see THAT coming?
KatBFair: Inui: Yanagi's been hurt!
KatBFair: Yanagi: ~rubs head~ Yes. I made sure to duck so that it wouldn't knock me out
ChachiriNoDa: Mizuki: *pauses in the middle of molesting Fuji* I sense a disturbance in the Data Flow.
ChachiriNoDa: Atobe: Kabaji.
KatBFair: Fuji: ~thrashes under Mizuki, but is rather securely handcuffed and gagged~
KatBFair: Yuuta: ...my brother's in trouble. ~hides under blankets~ His boytoys will save him
ChachiriNoDa: Kabaji: *pulls shotgun from tennis bag and pops a cap in Yanagi's ass* Usu.
KatBFair: Yanagi: ha! It's a good thing I wore bulletproof underwear today!
ChachiriNoDa: Atobe: *cries on Sanada* How can you suffer this?!
ChachiriNoDa: Kaidoh: What Yanagi doesn't know is that I poisoned his water bottle with my snake venom. . .it's been seeping through his system for an hour now. . .he'll be dead within minutes.
KatBFair: Sanada: Great force of will.
KatBFair: Yanagi: ~chokes~
ChachiriNoDa: Atobe: *cheers*
KatBFair: Inui: ~is torn between his boyfreinds~
ChachiriNoDa: Kaidoh: *licks Inui*
KatBFair: Inui: ~picks up Kaidoh, walks off to defile Higa chuu's buss
ChachiriNoDa: Taka: *breaks into Mizuki's room* BURNING!!! I'LL SAVE YOU FUJIKO!!!
KatBFair: Mizuki: AAAAAAAAAH!!!!
KatBFair: Fuji: Taka-san! I knew you loved me!
KatBFair: Yuuta: ~rolls over, covers ears~
ChachiriNoDa: Taka: *sets Mizuki and his purple sheets on fire as he dashes away with Fuji, bridal-style*
KatBFair: Fuji: Oh! Taka-san! It was horrible!
KatBFair: Yuuta: ~feels seme-senses itch, ignores them~
KatBFair: Akutsu: ...someone stole my bitch. ~molests Dan~
ChachiriNoDa: Taka: *holds Fuji* It's okay now, my Fujiko.
KatBFair: Fuji: ~sends wide teary eyes up at Taka~ Will you make me forget?
ChachiriNoDa: Banji: After much deep thought I've decided to join the Sakaki-Yukimura Coallition.
ChachiriNoDa: Taka: *lustful eyes* As you wish! *molests Fuji*
KatBFair: Sakaki: Welcome Banji-san
KatBFair: Seiichi: ~nods head~ Trio of Evil. First, we must dispose of the pimpmaster's apprentice
KatBFair: Fuji: YAY!
KatBFair: Ryoma: ~twitches~ .... mada mada dane fuji-senpai
ChachiriNoDa: Davide: *feels a darkness pass over* Pimpmaster is about to be mastered by pimps. Pft.
ChachiriNoDa: (*pets the bad pun*)
KatBFair: Bane: ...No! I must not be pimped!
KatBFair: Saeki: ~coughs~ Don't fight it Bane.
ChachiriNoDa: Ryou: *finds Atsushi* Peanuts? *offers bag* The team isn't using them.
KatBFair: Atsushi: ~takes a handful~ Thank you Aniki.
ChachiriNoDa: Davide: . . . I didn't soccer-kicked. . . .
ChachiriNoDa: Davide:. . . I feel oddly neglected.
KatBFair: Shinjou: ~kicks Davide, wanders off~
ChachiriNoDa: Kajimoto: *is all metrosexual and approaches Tezuka* I want to join your 5some.
KatBFair: Tezuka: ..... It depends. How low can you go?
KatBFair: Wakato: ~looks up from where he is having sex with the twins~ Eh? Where'd buchou go?
ChachiriNoDa: Kajimoto: *smirk* Shall I demonstrate?
KatBFair: Tezuka: Please. Do.
ChachiriNoDa: Youhei: What? Are we--
ChachiriNoDa: Kouhei: Not enough for you, bitch?
KatBFair: Ryoma: ~sneaks over to watch~
ChachiriNoDa: Kajimoto: *gets naked and gets LOW*
KatBFair: Wakato: ~pets twins~ Oh, you're more then enough. Now get back to what you were doing
KatBFair: Tezuka: ....I'll run it past the others. For now, consider yourself on a trial basis.
KatBFair: Ryoma: I vote... Hell Yes.
ChachiriNoDa: Atobe: *spots naked Kajimoto* Tell me Oresama gets to keep that.
KatBFair: Sanada: ....
KatBFair: Fuji: ~appears looking thoroughly debauched~ Oooo! Bendy Buchou!
ChachiriNoDa: Atobe: *glances at Sanada* As if you don't wanna play with that.
KatBFair: Sanada: I maintain my silence
KatBFair: Tezuka: ~grunt~ If you want
ChachiriNoDa: Eiji: *steps out of the bushes with Oishi's fish print underwear on his head* Nya! That was fun.
ChachiriNoDa: Oishi: *steps out of same bushes, but forced to go commando* Aa, Eiji.
KatBFair: Gakuto: ~points~ No! I want underwear on my head!
KatBFair: ~pounces Eiji~
ChachiriNoDa: Oshitari: *stares*
ChachiriNoDa: Oshitari: *follows*
KatBFair: Gakuto: ~steals underwear, molests Eiji~
KatBFair: Oishi: o.O
ChachiriNoDa: Sengoku: . . .I'm so unlucky. . .all the sex and I'm not getting any. . . .
KatBFair: Kamio: ~wanders conviently by in short shorts~ Now... where'd my shirt go...
ChachiriNoDa: Sengoku: *whore sense tingle* *gasp* Kamio-kun!!!
KatBFair: Kamio: O.O Sengoku-san! .... ~covers chest~
ChachiriNoDa: Sengoku: Real Estate-san! *tackles Kamio*
KatBFair: Kirihihara: ~lifts head~ ...something tells me Kamio is in danger
ChachiriNoDa: Ishida: It's FUDOMINE-CHUU, bitch!
KatBFair: Kirihara: AAaaaaH! ~goes down~ Sen-Sengoku-san!
KatBFair: Tachibana: ~molests Shinji and Sakurai~
ChachiriNoDa: Ishida: . . .TACHIBANA-SAN!!! That's my doubles partner! *joins in*
KatBFair: Tachibana: We tried to wait.
KatBFair: Shinji: ~mumbles around Sakurai's cock~
ChachiriNoDa: Sakurai: Hn. . .such great head. . .
ChachiriNoDa: Ryou: *hat pull* Wanna go defile the playground?
KatBFair: Atsushi: ~looks at Ryou~ It'll be just like old times. ~hops up, grabs hand, pulls him along~ Swings of the gym set first?
ChachiriNoDa: Duck: *follows* Can I come?
ChachiriNoDa: Akazawa: Kaneda. . .I have a confession to make.
KatBFair: Kaneda: Yes Buchou?
ChachiriNoDa: Kaneda: *sparkle* Buchou?
KatBFair: (XD)
ChachiriNoDa: (Heheh(
KatBFair: Atsushi: ~looks at Ryou, looks at Shinya~ .... ~pouts~ Please Ryou?
ChachiriNoDa: Akazawa: I'm in love with you sister. We're engaged to be married.
ChachiriNoDa: Kaneda: . . . .
KatBFair: (Owwwwwwwww)
ChachiriNoDa: Kaneda: BAKAZAWA KONO YAROU!!
KatBFair: Kabaji: ~shoots furtive looks at Jirou and Kabaji's sister~
ChachiriNoDa: Kaneda: *murders Akazawa*
KatBFair: Mizuki: ~cleans up mess, hides body~ It's okay Kaneda-kun. ~pats back~
ChachiriNoDa: Kaneda: *cries* And I used to give him head. . .all the time. . .how could he not know?
ChachiriNoDa: (*ponders* Have we taken care of everyone?)
KatBFair: Mizuki: ~back pat~ How about we find you a nice new seme?
KatBFair: (... ~ponders~ Nomura)
KatBFair: (Mori, and the other one)
ChachiriNoDa: Kaneda: *sniffle* Where?
ChachiriNoDa: (Uchimura)
KatBFair: (Uh.... Taki)
ChachiriNoDa: Uchimura: *hat pull* The Fudomine orgy started without us, Mori. Again.
KatBFair: (No.... I think we got them)
KatBFair: Mori: ....damn them
ChachiriNoDa: Mori: It's because of that damn musical! Not casting us!
KatBFair: Mizuki: ~pulls Nomura out of shadows~ Watch. ~flips switch on Nomura's neck~
KatBFair: Nomura: ~leers~ Hello. Kaneda-kun
ChachiriNoDa: Kaneda: *stares*. . .Nomura-san?
KatBFair: Taki: ~hair flips~ Hiyoshi! Where are you going!
ChachiriNoDa: Kaneda: . . .Mizuki-sempai? . . .
KatBFair: Nomura: ~leer~ For you baby, I can be anyone
KatBFair: Mizuki: ~shrug~ he's a little faulty, but he can do the job until we find someone better.
ChachiriNoDa: Kaneda: Can he play UNO and call me Sparkly-kun?
KatBFair: Mizuki: .... ~smacks Nomoru upside the head~
ChachiriNoDa: (*is hurting self*)
KatBFair: Nomura: Of course!!!
KatBFair: (ha! We got them all! ....I think!)
KatBFair: (We didn't get Higa Chu... or Ginka.... but who cares)
ChachiriNoDa: (All that matter. . .Jyousai still has a doubles team.)
ChachiriNoDa: (But no one cares about them.)
KatBFair: (Ah.... oh! The Jimmies!)
ChachiriNoDa: (*kicksself*)
KatBFair: (>< We're so baaaaad)
ChachiriNoDa: (It's rather ironic we forgot them, isn't it?)
KatBFair: (XD Yep)
ChachiriNoDa: Muromachi: Oi! Minami-buchou! Banji's gone!
KatBFair: (Um... what's the otehr doubles team for Yamabuki? because I think we missed both of them)
KatBFair: Minami: ....gone?
ChachiriNoDa: (Nitobe. . .and the other one.)
ChachiriNoDa: Muromachi: *nods*
KatBFair: Minami: Was there a note?
ChachiriNoDa: Masami: That means his toybox is free game!
ChachiriNoDa: Nitobe & Partner: *already in the toybox*
KatBFair: Minami: ....whoot!!!
ChachiriNoDa: Muromachi: No note.
KatBFair: Sengoku: ~pats pocket full of toys~
ChachiriNoDa: Hanamura: Now, now. . .I'll have to join the Sakaki-Yukimura-Banji Coallition to create all new masterpieces!!
KatBFair: Yukimura: ~shivers~
KatBFair: Ryuuzaki: ~drafts plans~ I must protect my boys asses
ChachiriNoDa: Niou: That Coallition is too strong, Hiroshi.
ChachiriNoDa: Yagyuu: Yes. We should stick to ourselves and defile clubrooms.
KatBFair: (XD)
ChachiriNoDa: Niou: Sure. Which one are we on?
ChachiriNoDa: Yagyuu: SeiRu, I believe.
ChachiriNoDa: Niou: Let's go!
KatBFair: Tomoko: ~looks up~ RYOOOOOOOOOMA-SAMA!
ChachiriNoDa: (*Tomoka)
KatBFair: Mizuki: ...the clubroom is in danger. ~sets up cameras~
KatBFair: (mou... oops)
ChachiriNoDa: (s'okay)
ChachiriNoDa: Sakuno: Mou. . . Ryoma-kun. . . .
KatBFair: Tomoka: ~drags Sakuno away~ I have a really cute new outfit for you! It's sure to grab Ryoma's attention!
ChachiriNoDa: Nanjiroh: *storms into the Coallition office* How dare there be a pimp coallition without me?!
KatBFair: Sakaki: ~stares at Nanjiroh~ .... Itteyosh
ChachiriNoDa: (*snickers*)
ChachiriNoDa: (Ok. . .that's everyone. . .)
KatBFair: (Noooo.)
KatBFair: Karupin: Meow
KatBFair: (Now. We're done)
ChachiriNoDa: (Jyousai's doubles pair. . . .)
KatBFair: (....We don't even know their name)
KatBFair: (Oh! Oota!)
ChachiriNoDa: Oota & Partner: *get hit by the Higa chuu bus as it races home*
KatBFair: (And.... other one!)
KatBFair: (XD)
ChachiriNoDa: (hehehe)
ChachiriNoDa: (Yay!!)
KatBFair: (Noooooooooow we're done?)
ChachiriNoDa: (Done!!!)
KatBFair: XD