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kat8chaFor my meme. Questions and list under cut.
1) Tezuka
2) Yukimura
3) Fuji
4) Atobe
5) Hiyoshi
6) Itsuki
7) Saeki
8) Yanagi
9) Kite
10) Atsushi
1) Aiba
2) Irei
3) NakaMasa
4) Seto
5) Shirota
6) Wada
7) Katou Ryousuke
8) Kawai
9) Baba
10) Ono Kento
6 and 7 are in a Lewis and Clark AU, exploring the wild lands west of the Mississippi. They encounter a strange tribe of native americans. what do they do?
Pot: Itsuki and Saeki are in a Lewis and Clark AU... Well. Saeki SMILES at the indians, and Itsuki becomes their adorable choo-chooing god. And then they flee for their lives.
Myu: Katou Ryousuke and Wada... Wada uses his wisdom to become an honorary member of the tribe, while K.R. confuses the indians with his awesome finger powers.
4 and 7 are in a relationship, but 10 decides he wants 7. 10 gets the aid of 6 to seduce 4 so the couple breaks up. then 10 and 7 go on a double date with 4 and 6. Where do they go and how do the relationships work out?
Pot: Atobe and Saeki are in a relationship, but Atsushi decides he wants Saeki. Atsushi gets Itsuki to seduce Atobe, then they all go on a date. ...Atobe gets PWNED by Itsuki, and will suffer the endless questions with quiet dignity before kissing Itsuki into a silence. Atsushi will molest the hell out of Saeki, and get molested back, until Ryou catches wind of their love and tricks Saeki into thinking that Ryou is Atsushi and breaks them up.
Myu: Seto and KR are in a relationship, but Ono decides he wants KR. Ono gets Wada to seduce Seto so the couple breaks up. Then Ono and KR go on a date with Seto and Wada. ...they go for Katsudon, because HAH Ono has WON. ANd you know those Tenimyu boys love their puns. KR eventually realizes that he has no idea why he's dating a highschool boy and breaks it off. Wada and Seto go off to have strange kinky sex.
If 2 was asked if he finds 5 sexy what would he reply? (Yukimura, Hiyoshi. Irei, Shirota)
Pot: Yukimura: Well. Hiyoshi-kun has a wiry body... but no, I don't consider him sexy. He has potential though.
Myu: Irei: ...~COUGH~ D: Maybe? In the right light? Well. He is a half...
If 2 and 5 were in a gunfight, who wins? Would 4 be useful in treating their wounds? (Yukimura, Hiyoshi, Atobe. Irei, Shirota, Seto)
Pot: Yukimura wins, and Atobe's no good because if Yukimura's shooting Hiyoshi he's already shot Atobe dead.
Myu: ...AH HA HA. Seto would TRY to help with their wounds. And neither would win, they'd probably shoot each other in the foot or something.
8 decides they are completely in love with 1. How do they confess? (Yanagi/Tezuka, Kawai/Aiba)
Pot: Yanagi lists all the reasons why Tezuka should be with him, ranked by relevance.
Myu: ...Kawai sidles up to Aiba and says 'well we've both been in a BL movie with Saitou...'
3/9. Would you write it? Would you read it?
Pot: Fuji/Kite ... I might write Kite/Fuji. I'd READ Fuji/Kite though. XD
Myu: NakaMasa/Baba. XD DUH. YES I'D READ IT. Not so much writing it though.
You find 7's cellphone on a bus. What do you do with it?
Pot: Saeki's cellphone? ....I rifle through the photo gallery.
Myu: KR's cellphone? Return it of course! And ask for an autograph.
10 kidnaps 6. What happens?
Pot: Atsushi kidnaps Itsuki. Well. XD They got to an amusement park. Or something. And Atsushi keeps Itsuki until Rokkaku grovels for him back. KUSU KUSU!
Myu: Ono kidnaps Wada... and asks for advice from the Guru. XD
If 2 had tentacles, would 1 have sex with him?
Pot: ...If Yukimura had tentacles, I don't think Tezuka would have a choice.
Myu: Irei has tentacles... yeah, Aiba'd still do him. XD
If 9 had sex with 5 who's in a relationship with 10, but 10 secretly loves 1 who's married to 4 who was 8's ex and is happily in a threesome with 2 and 3, why would 6 kill 7 in the kitchen with a candlestick?
Pot: Kite has sex with Hiyoshi who is dating Atsushi, but Atsushi loves Tezuka who is married to Atobe who is Yanag's ex and is in a threesome with Yukimura and Fuji why would Itsuki kill Saeki in the kitchen with a candlestick?
D: ITSUKI WOULDN'T.
Myu: Baba has sex with Shirota who's dating Ono, but Ono loves Aiba who's married to Seto who was Kawai's ex and is in a 3some with Irei and Nakamasa... why would Wada kill KR in the kitchen with a candle stick?
Well. Obviously KR didn't keep Irei's attention, and Wada's killing KR because now the D-boys baby has been DESPOILED. Also, Wada's sick of everyone but him getting some.
5 and 9 play chess. Who will win and how?
Pot: Hiyoshi and Kite.... XD Kite. Because if he does, somehow, begin to lose, he'll make a comment about Hiyoshi's school and/or lack of amazingness and Hiyoshi will throw the game while diving across the chess board to strangle Kite.
Myu: Baba and Shirota play chess... Baba wins. XD I can't see Shirota winning at TIDDLYWINKS so....
7 will bake something for 3 on Valentine's. What'll it be?
Pot: Saeki will bake Fuji a cupcake, decorate it like a tennis ball, and include a little note.
Myu: KR bakes NakaMasa something... slightly burnt cookies. XD Which aren't really for NakaMasa but somehow end up being given to him.
1 tells 2 that he's deathly ill. 3 hears it and tells 6, how do they all react?
Pot: Tezuka tells Yukimura that he's deathly ill. Fuji overhears and tells Itsuki. Well, Yukimura tells Tezuka to GET OVER IT and kick his illness in the ass. Fuji is upset that Tezuka didn't tell him, and tells Itsuki only because he knows Itsuki will let it slip to half of the tennis circuit in 5 minutes or less.
Myu: Aiba tells Irei he's deathly ill. NakaMasa overhears and tells Wada. Well, Irei's choked up, and tells Aiba that he'll PAY FOR THE HOSPITAL BILLS. NakaMasa tries to split Irei and AIba up by telling Shirota, but unfortunately gets Wada's extension number. Wada has no idea why someone is telling him Aiba is ill, but tells the rest of the D-boys regardless.
9 makes 7 pregnant and 4 is born. Would that be a nice and loving family?
Pot: Kite gets... Saeki pregnant... and Atobe is born. (Damn, one off from being KitSuki!) Well. Kite will be obligated to take care of Saeki and Atobe, but he wouldn't be the NICEST Dad. Atobe would probably hate him, and Saeki would be overworked
Myu: Baba gets KR pregnant and Seto is born... XD Ah ha ha, no, that would not be a nice loving family. I think KR would ditch as soon as Seto was born, and Baba would be a single parent. But Baba would LOOOVE his Seto.
5 is more likely to fall in love with 8 or 10?
Pot: Between Yanagi and Atsushi... Hiyoshi'd probably fall for Atsushi. Sneaky, yes, all powerful data master? No. Plus, Yanagi's from Rikkai, which is the ENEMY.
Myu: ...between Kawai and Ono? O-o Um. Well. Shirota... ....Ono I guess. Kawai's too seme for Shirota. XD
If 1 had a baby with 7, what would 10 name it?
Pot: Tezuka has a baby with Saeki. Atsushi names it 'Koji' because he's unimaginative and so am I.
Myu: Aiba has a baby with KR. Ono names it 'the accident'. XD And promptly gets beaten down.
Name 8's super-secret kink.
Pot: Yanagi's super secret kink... sensory deprivation OR having Pi recited.
Myu: Kawai's super secret kink? ...UUUUUUUUUHM. Collars. XD
How would 4 confess his feelings of love towards 9?
Pot: Atobe sends Kite several tight purple shirts, and expensive hair products.
Myu: Seto would compose a short, badly written, haiku, and sneak backstage and slip it into Baba's coat. There would probably be references to Seto being a duck of LOVE. Or something.
6 has taken over the world and needs a mate. Who is the lucky person?
Pot: Itsuki takes over the world... Well. XD Does he really have to chose? He'd have a harem. A nice little Rokkaku harem. And there wouldn't really be much mating going on...
Myu: Wada takes over the world... ME! ME ME ME ME! MEEEEEEEEEE!
Would 2 ever consider stalking anybody?
Pot: Yukimura.... HELL. YES. Probably Sanada. Which wouldn't really be stalking so much as 'following Sanada around'.
Myu: Irei. .... Yes. Aiba. Or NakaMasa. XD In a friendly non creepy way!
10 is having a secret affair with 3, who is already in a relationship with 7. Unfortunately, 1 knows this and plans to tell 7. What does 3 do?
Pot: Atsushi is having an affair with Fuji who is in a relationship with Saeki. Tezuka plans to tell. Well. Fuji frowns at Tezuka, and reveals that actually they were all involved in a threesome and would Tezuka like to join?
Myu: Ono is having an affair with NakaMasa who's in a relationship with KR. Aiba knows and is going to tell! ...NakaMasa seduces Aiba so Aiba has a secret as well. He's just that sexy.
Which sounds better: 9/10 or 10/9?
Pot: Kite/Atsushi or Atsushi/Kite ... I dunno, Atsushi's sneaky but... Kite/Atsushi. XD
Myu: Baba/Ono. Ono is the UKEST Myu boy ... besides Shouma.
1) Tezuka
2) Yukimura
3) Fuji
4) Atobe
5) Hiyoshi
6) Itsuki
7) Saeki
8) Yanagi
9) Kite
10) Atsushi
1) Aiba
2) Irei
3) NakaMasa
4) Seto
5) Shirota
6) Wada
7) Katou Ryousuke
8) Kawai
9) Baba
10) Ono Kento
6 and 7 are in a Lewis and Clark AU, exploring the wild lands west of the Mississippi. They encounter a strange tribe of native americans. what do they do?
Pot: Itsuki and Saeki are in a Lewis and Clark AU... Well. Saeki SMILES at the indians, and Itsuki becomes their adorable choo-chooing god. And then they flee for their lives.
Myu: Katou Ryousuke and Wada... Wada uses his wisdom to become an honorary member of the tribe, while K.R. confuses the indians with his awesome finger powers.
4 and 7 are in a relationship, but 10 decides he wants 7. 10 gets the aid of 6 to seduce 4 so the couple breaks up. then 10 and 7 go on a double date with 4 and 6. Where do they go and how do the relationships work out?
Pot: Atobe and Saeki are in a relationship, but Atsushi decides he wants Saeki. Atsushi gets Itsuki to seduce Atobe, then they all go on a date. ...Atobe gets PWNED by Itsuki, and will suffer the endless questions with quiet dignity before kissing Itsuki into a silence. Atsushi will molest the hell out of Saeki, and get molested back, until Ryou catches wind of their love and tricks Saeki into thinking that Ryou is Atsushi and breaks them up.
Myu: Seto and KR are in a relationship, but Ono decides he wants KR. Ono gets Wada to seduce Seto so the couple breaks up. Then Ono and KR go on a date with Seto and Wada. ...they go for Katsudon, because HAH Ono has WON. ANd you know those Tenimyu boys love their puns. KR eventually realizes that he has no idea why he's dating a highschool boy and breaks it off. Wada and Seto go off to have strange kinky sex.
If 2 was asked if he finds 5 sexy what would he reply? (Yukimura, Hiyoshi. Irei, Shirota)
Pot: Yukimura: Well. Hiyoshi-kun has a wiry body... but no, I don't consider him sexy. He has potential though.
Myu: Irei: ...~COUGH~ D: Maybe? In the right light? Well. He is a half...
If 2 and 5 were in a gunfight, who wins? Would 4 be useful in treating their wounds? (Yukimura, Hiyoshi, Atobe. Irei, Shirota, Seto)
Pot: Yukimura wins, and Atobe's no good because if Yukimura's shooting Hiyoshi he's already shot Atobe dead.
Myu: ...AH HA HA. Seto would TRY to help with their wounds. And neither would win, they'd probably shoot each other in the foot or something.
8 decides they are completely in love with 1. How do they confess? (Yanagi/Tezuka, Kawai/Aiba)
Pot: Yanagi lists all the reasons why Tezuka should be with him, ranked by relevance.
Myu: ...Kawai sidles up to Aiba and says 'well we've both been in a BL movie with Saitou...'
3/9. Would you write it? Would you read it?
Pot: Fuji/Kite ... I might write Kite/Fuji. I'd READ Fuji/Kite though. XD
Myu: NakaMasa/Baba. XD DUH. YES I'D READ IT. Not so much writing it though.
You find 7's cellphone on a bus. What do you do with it?
Pot: Saeki's cellphone? ....I rifle through the photo gallery.
Myu: KR's cellphone? Return it of course! And ask for an autograph.
10 kidnaps 6. What happens?
Pot: Atsushi kidnaps Itsuki. Well. XD They got to an amusement park. Or something. And Atsushi keeps Itsuki until Rokkaku grovels for him back. KUSU KUSU!
Myu: Ono kidnaps Wada... and asks for advice from the Guru. XD
If 2 had tentacles, would 1 have sex with him?
Pot: ...If Yukimura had tentacles, I don't think Tezuka would have a choice.
Myu: Irei has tentacles... yeah, Aiba'd still do him. XD
If 9 had sex with 5 who's in a relationship with 10, but 10 secretly loves 1 who's married to 4 who was 8's ex and is happily in a threesome with 2 and 3, why would 6 kill 7 in the kitchen with a candlestick?
Pot: Kite has sex with Hiyoshi who is dating Atsushi, but Atsushi loves Tezuka who is married to Atobe who is Yanag's ex and is in a threesome with Yukimura and Fuji why would Itsuki kill Saeki in the kitchen with a candlestick?
D: ITSUKI WOULDN'T.
Myu: Baba has sex with Shirota who's dating Ono, but Ono loves Aiba who's married to Seto who was Kawai's ex and is in a 3some with Irei and Nakamasa... why would Wada kill KR in the kitchen with a candle stick?
Well. Obviously KR didn't keep Irei's attention, and Wada's killing KR because now the D-boys baby has been DESPOILED. Also, Wada's sick of everyone but him getting some.
5 and 9 play chess. Who will win and how?
Pot: Hiyoshi and Kite.... XD Kite. Because if he does, somehow, begin to lose, he'll make a comment about Hiyoshi's school and/or lack of amazingness and Hiyoshi will throw the game while diving across the chess board to strangle Kite.
Myu: Baba and Shirota play chess... Baba wins. XD I can't see Shirota winning at TIDDLYWINKS so....
7 will bake something for 3 on Valentine's. What'll it be?
Pot: Saeki will bake Fuji a cupcake, decorate it like a tennis ball, and include a little note.
Myu: KR bakes NakaMasa something... slightly burnt cookies. XD Which aren't really for NakaMasa but somehow end up being given to him.
1 tells 2 that he's deathly ill. 3 hears it and tells 6, how do they all react?
Pot: Tezuka tells Yukimura that he's deathly ill. Fuji overhears and tells Itsuki. Well, Yukimura tells Tezuka to GET OVER IT and kick his illness in the ass. Fuji is upset that Tezuka didn't tell him, and tells Itsuki only because he knows Itsuki will let it slip to half of the tennis circuit in 5 minutes or less.
Myu: Aiba tells Irei he's deathly ill. NakaMasa overhears and tells Wada. Well, Irei's choked up, and tells Aiba that he'll PAY FOR THE HOSPITAL BILLS. NakaMasa tries to split Irei and AIba up by telling Shirota, but unfortunately gets Wada's extension number. Wada has no idea why someone is telling him Aiba is ill, but tells the rest of the D-boys regardless.
9 makes 7 pregnant and 4 is born. Would that be a nice and loving family?
Pot: Kite gets... Saeki pregnant... and Atobe is born. (Damn, one off from being KitSuki!) Well. Kite will be obligated to take care of Saeki and Atobe, but he wouldn't be the NICEST Dad. Atobe would probably hate him, and Saeki would be overworked
Myu: Baba gets KR pregnant and Seto is born... XD Ah ha ha, no, that would not be a nice loving family. I think KR would ditch as soon as Seto was born, and Baba would be a single parent. But Baba would LOOOVE his Seto.
5 is more likely to fall in love with 8 or 10?
Pot: Between Yanagi and Atsushi... Hiyoshi'd probably fall for Atsushi. Sneaky, yes, all powerful data master? No. Plus, Yanagi's from Rikkai, which is the ENEMY.
Myu: ...between Kawai and Ono? O-o Um. Well. Shirota... ....Ono I guess. Kawai's too seme for Shirota. XD
If 1 had a baby with 7, what would 10 name it?
Pot: Tezuka has a baby with Saeki. Atsushi names it 'Koji' because he's unimaginative and so am I.
Myu: Aiba has a baby with KR. Ono names it 'the accident'. XD And promptly gets beaten down.
Name 8's super-secret kink.
Pot: Yanagi's super secret kink... sensory deprivation OR having Pi recited.
Myu: Kawai's super secret kink? ...UUUUUUUUUHM. Collars. XD
How would 4 confess his feelings of love towards 9?
Pot: Atobe sends Kite several tight purple shirts, and expensive hair products.
Myu: Seto would compose a short, badly written, haiku, and sneak backstage and slip it into Baba's coat. There would probably be references to Seto being a duck of LOVE. Or something.
6 has taken over the world and needs a mate. Who is the lucky person?
Pot: Itsuki takes over the world... Well. XD Does he really have to chose? He'd have a harem. A nice little Rokkaku harem. And there wouldn't really be much mating going on...
Myu: Wada takes over the world... ME! ME ME ME ME! MEEEEEEEEEE!
Would 2 ever consider stalking anybody?
Pot: Yukimura.... HELL. YES. Probably Sanada. Which wouldn't really be stalking so much as 'following Sanada around'.
Myu: Irei. .... Yes. Aiba. Or NakaMasa. XD In a friendly non creepy way!
10 is having a secret affair with 3, who is already in a relationship with 7. Unfortunately, 1 knows this and plans to tell 7. What does 3 do?
Pot: Atsushi is having an affair with Fuji who is in a relationship with Saeki. Tezuka plans to tell. Well. Fuji frowns at Tezuka, and reveals that actually they were all involved in a threesome and would Tezuka like to join?
Myu: Ono is having an affair with NakaMasa who's in a relationship with KR. Aiba knows and is going to tell! ...NakaMasa seduces Aiba so Aiba has a secret as well. He's just that sexy.
Which sounds better: 9/10 or 10/9?
Pot: Kite/Atsushi or Atsushi/Kite ... I dunno, Atsushi's sneaky but... Kite/Atsushi. XD
Myu: Baba/Ono. Ono is the UKEST Myu boy ... besides Shouma.
