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kat8chaTitle: Warmth
Author: K8
Pairing: Shinjuurou/Renji
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The nurses are preparing a party, and need a little bait.
A/N: I have no excuse. Also, if you can't remember the women like me... Azuki, Yukari(pigtails) and Madoka(syringe nurse), Koyuki (doctor who hates them)
Azuki crossed her arms and huffed. “I don’t see why we’re throwing a ‘Welcome to the Team’ party for that cockroach.” Never the less when Madoka motioned Azuki over to help tack up the banner Azuki came and helped. She didn’t like Shinjuurou, but she couldn’t deny he was a good janitor, and if the other nurses wanted to welcome him to the team it was their bad decision to make.
“Oh no!” Yukari squeaked and hurried into the room from where she had been standing outside on look out. “Shinjuurou’s not scheduled to come here! How are we going to get him inside for a surprise party!” Doctor Koyuki followed Yukari, her arms crossed over her chest. While Doctor Koyuki hadn’t agreed to the party, she seemed to be sticking around because she had nothing better to do. The hospital was having a slow day.
“We could send someone as bait.” Madoka said, sending a significant glance Azuki’s way. Azuki, of course, noticed and glared.
“I’m not leading him to this party! I’m not participating at all! He’s a pervert!”
“Well we can’t send Yukari! She’d ruin the surprise.”
“There is another option.” Koyuki stated from where she was glancing out into the hallway. Madoka, Azuki, and Yukari crowded up to the door, watching Renji Kobayashi walk by.
“…!!!”
--
Renji had been minding his own business when he suddenly found himself pulled out of the hallway and hustled into a room decorated for a party. “Kobayashi-san. We need your help.”
Blinking rapidly Renji attempted to figure out who he was surrounded by. The nurses, and in the distance, Koyuki. Suddenly everything became blurry as his glasses were pulled from his face. “Excuse me…” Renji started, but one of the nurses shushed him. Blinking in surprise Renji watched as the blurry faintly female figures started getting things out of a box. “I don’t have time for this.”
“Oh, lighten up Shinigami.” Koyuki stated, and Renji would bet she was smirking. “This is for Shinjuurou-kun.”
Renji clapped his mouth shut, worried that Koyuki might tell Shinjuurou’s secret, or worse, might tell Renji’s. Though Renji was relatively sure his own secret was safe.
“Stay still Kobayashi-san! This won’t hurt a bit.”
--
Shinjuurou whistled as he pushed his cart through the hallway. Today was a sad day for him. No Azuki-chan! Or Madoka-chan, or Yukari-chan! How was Shinjuurou to live without fine female company? There were no cute patients either. Sighing in desolation Shinjuurou almost gave up… that was until he her the distinctive clip-clop of a woman in a sexy pair of high heels. Lifting his head Shinjuurou caught sight of a beauty quickly disappearing around the corner.
Grinning deviously Shinjuurou slipped away from his cart and padded after the mystery woman. She was tall, taller then Shinjuurou, and a little unsteady on her feet. Her legs were long, and encased in fishnets a little too small for them, showing off the fine muscles of her legs. Shinjuurou bet she was a wild cat in bed.
“Excuse me miss!” Shinjuurou called out as he lightly tapped the girl on the shoulder. She made a surprised, and surprisingly manly, noise, and turned. Shinjuurou blinked. “Eh? Renji?”
--
Azuki cursed silently. If only Kobayashi had been faster in his heels. They probably should have given him one of the nurses own flat pairs of white shoes to wear, but that would have been too obvious, especially with the fishnets. She had been surprised at how much Kobayashi had cooperated with them, but she supposed shock had something to do with it. Still, it was obviously his first time in heels and Kobayashi had wobbled several times on his way down the hall, allowing Shinjuurou valuable time to catch up.
And now the cockroach was pressing Kobayashi up against the wall, or rather Kobayashi had fallen against it and Shinjuurou had followed the other. Maybe… maybe the pervert didn’t realize that Kobayashi was a man?
“Oh my gosh!” Yukari squealed breathlessly. “It’s like midnight dramas!”
--
Renji was sure he was going to die of embarrassment, except then Shinjuurou would have to embalm him and he would probably put Renji in a skirt for a joke. “The nurses made me.” Renji stated defensively, leaning against the wall and wondering how girls could walk around in shoes like this every day.
Shinjuurou was smirking now, and after a few seconds he put his hands on Renji’s hips and leaned close. Renji sucked in a breath, holding himself very still. For years Shinjuurou had joked about sleeping with Renji if there were no women around, and Shinjuurou had been interested in that transvestite (at least until he’d realized that it was a man) but still, Shinjuurou had never stood this close to him and just… breathed. Renji couldn’t let himself breath, as he knew that it would cause his chest to brush against Shinjuurou’s and that would be too much for Renji. Shinjuurou leaned closer then, his chin briefly nuzzling the side of Renji’s jaw before his lips brushed up against Renji’s ear and he breathed out one word. “Angel.”
--
Shinjuurou couldn’t resist. Renji was just… so adorable when he was off kilter, and so sexy in a skirt. Renji’s hips were hardly girly, but they Shinjuurou’s hands curved over them easily, and the warmth radiating off of Renji’s body felt right. In fact, Shinjuurou felt warmer pressed up against Renji then he had in ages.
“What?” Renji’s voice was shaky, and Shinjuurou realized that breathing his private nickname for Renji into Renji’s ear might have been a bad idea. “Do you think that should be my hooker name or something?”
“Nothing like that.” Shinjuurou backed off. “Just thought that was what you look like. But I guess that proves a skirt makes lots of people look good.” Which wasn’t true, some girls looked bad in skirts. “So! What are the nurses planning that made you dress up like… that.”
Renji’s cheeks were a unhealthy shade of red, and Shinjuurou realized suddenly that someone had taken Renji’s glasses. No wonder Renji could barely walk down the hallway, he was blind and…
“Did they put make up on you?” Shin-chan exploded into laughter. Renji was even wearing bright red lipstick! It was just too funny. Or at least it was up until Renji grabbed him by the cheeks and held him still while planting a big kiss on his lips.
--
“Shin-chan’s gay?!” Madoka and Yukari were hissing at each other. Azuki couldn’t let go of the door handle she was desperately clinging to in order to stay upright. Koyuki was leaning over her shoulder, Koyuki’s ringlets tickling the top of Azuki’s ear.
“Well, I guess that solves one mystery.” Koyuki murmured, and Azuki bit her lip. Turning to face the doctor she was surprised to find Koyuki smirking and pressing the door closed behind Azuki. “Why don’t we get the two of them some privacy?”
“What?” Madoka squeaked, darting for the door around Koyuki and Azuki and pulling it open. “Oh no they’re gone!”
--
“Shinjuurou,” Renji tried to protest, he really did, but he was finding breathlessness to be a serious impediment. That and he was running out of reasons to protest. “We can’t do this in a janitors closet!” Renji finally managed to force out shortly before Shinjuurou managed to remove the high heels Renji had been wearing.
“Why not?” Shinjuurou grinned, tickling the sole of Renji’s foot. Renji twitched, pulling himself further back on the low shelf he was seated on. The shelf didn’t go back far though, so attempting to escape Shinjuurou’s mischievous fingers was futile. “I am a janitor. And this is a janitor’s closet. And I think it’s the perfect place to do this.”
“You’re not serious.” Renji gasped when Shinjuurou’s fingers trailed up his thigh and wriggled under Renji’s knee. Curling forward Renji batted at Shinjuurou’s hands, trying to stop the maddening tickling, and unable to contain the giggles bursting forth from his mouth.
“I’m totally serious.” Shinjuurou deadpanned. “Deadly serious even.” Then Shinjuurou stopped tickling him and instead tipped Renji’s chin up for a kiss.
--
Renji sighed into the kiss, and Shin-chan bit back a whoop. Renji never was big for admitting he had lost, but he would always give a sign, just one, that he knew. A sigh, a roll of eyes, the shrug of his shoulder… Speaking of shoulders, Shinjuurou ran his hand down Renji’s shoulder, stroking the smooth fabric of the shirt he was wearing. Shinjuurou didn’t know where the nurses had gotten it, but it fit Renji well, and it even brought out his eyes. Undoing the buttons with ease Shinjuurou pushed it down Renji’s arms and onto the low shelf.
“Shin…” Renji started, breaking the kiss and shivering a little. The hospital might have been warm, but the janitors closet was hardly a place to be shirtless.
“Shh.” Shinjuurou ran fingers down Renji’s ribs, counting them. One, two, three… “I’ll warm you up.”
Author: K8
Pairing: Shinjuurou/Renji
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The nurses are preparing a party, and need a little bait.
A/N: I have no excuse. Also, if you can't remember the women like me... Azuki, Yukari(pigtails) and Madoka(syringe nurse), Koyuki (doctor who hates them)
Azuki crossed her arms and huffed. “I don’t see why we’re throwing a ‘Welcome to the Team’ party for that cockroach.” Never the less when Madoka motioned Azuki over to help tack up the banner Azuki came and helped. She didn’t like Shinjuurou, but she couldn’t deny he was a good janitor, and if the other nurses wanted to welcome him to the team it was their bad decision to make.
“Oh no!” Yukari squeaked and hurried into the room from where she had been standing outside on look out. “Shinjuurou’s not scheduled to come here! How are we going to get him inside for a surprise party!” Doctor Koyuki followed Yukari, her arms crossed over her chest. While Doctor Koyuki hadn’t agreed to the party, she seemed to be sticking around because she had nothing better to do. The hospital was having a slow day.
“We could send someone as bait.” Madoka said, sending a significant glance Azuki’s way. Azuki, of course, noticed and glared.
“I’m not leading him to this party! I’m not participating at all! He’s a pervert!”
“Well we can’t send Yukari! She’d ruin the surprise.”
“There is another option.” Koyuki stated from where she was glancing out into the hallway. Madoka, Azuki, and Yukari crowded up to the door, watching Renji Kobayashi walk by.
“…!!!”
--
Renji had been minding his own business when he suddenly found himself pulled out of the hallway and hustled into a room decorated for a party. “Kobayashi-san. We need your help.”
Blinking rapidly Renji attempted to figure out who he was surrounded by. The nurses, and in the distance, Koyuki. Suddenly everything became blurry as his glasses were pulled from his face. “Excuse me…” Renji started, but one of the nurses shushed him. Blinking in surprise Renji watched as the blurry faintly female figures started getting things out of a box. “I don’t have time for this.”
“Oh, lighten up Shinigami.” Koyuki stated, and Renji would bet she was smirking. “This is for Shinjuurou-kun.”
Renji clapped his mouth shut, worried that Koyuki might tell Shinjuurou’s secret, or worse, might tell Renji’s. Though Renji was relatively sure his own secret was safe.
“Stay still Kobayashi-san! This won’t hurt a bit.”
--
Shinjuurou whistled as he pushed his cart through the hallway. Today was a sad day for him. No Azuki-chan! Or Madoka-chan, or Yukari-chan! How was Shinjuurou to live without fine female company? There were no cute patients either. Sighing in desolation Shinjuurou almost gave up… that was until he her the distinctive clip-clop of a woman in a sexy pair of high heels. Lifting his head Shinjuurou caught sight of a beauty quickly disappearing around the corner.
Grinning deviously Shinjuurou slipped away from his cart and padded after the mystery woman. She was tall, taller then Shinjuurou, and a little unsteady on her feet. Her legs were long, and encased in fishnets a little too small for them, showing off the fine muscles of her legs. Shinjuurou bet she was a wild cat in bed.
“Excuse me miss!” Shinjuurou called out as he lightly tapped the girl on the shoulder. She made a surprised, and surprisingly manly, noise, and turned. Shinjuurou blinked. “Eh? Renji?”
--
Azuki cursed silently. If only Kobayashi had been faster in his heels. They probably should have given him one of the nurses own flat pairs of white shoes to wear, but that would have been too obvious, especially with the fishnets. She had been surprised at how much Kobayashi had cooperated with them, but she supposed shock had something to do with it. Still, it was obviously his first time in heels and Kobayashi had wobbled several times on his way down the hall, allowing Shinjuurou valuable time to catch up.
And now the cockroach was pressing Kobayashi up against the wall, or rather Kobayashi had fallen against it and Shinjuurou had followed the other. Maybe… maybe the pervert didn’t realize that Kobayashi was a man?
“Oh my gosh!” Yukari squealed breathlessly. “It’s like midnight dramas!”
--
Renji was sure he was going to die of embarrassment, except then Shinjuurou would have to embalm him and he would probably put Renji in a skirt for a joke. “The nurses made me.” Renji stated defensively, leaning against the wall and wondering how girls could walk around in shoes like this every day.
Shinjuurou was smirking now, and after a few seconds he put his hands on Renji’s hips and leaned close. Renji sucked in a breath, holding himself very still. For years Shinjuurou had joked about sleeping with Renji if there were no women around, and Shinjuurou had been interested in that transvestite (at least until he’d realized that it was a man) but still, Shinjuurou had never stood this close to him and just… breathed. Renji couldn’t let himself breath, as he knew that it would cause his chest to brush against Shinjuurou’s and that would be too much for Renji. Shinjuurou leaned closer then, his chin briefly nuzzling the side of Renji’s jaw before his lips brushed up against Renji’s ear and he breathed out one word. “Angel.”
--
Shinjuurou couldn’t resist. Renji was just… so adorable when he was off kilter, and so sexy in a skirt. Renji’s hips were hardly girly, but they Shinjuurou’s hands curved over them easily, and the warmth radiating off of Renji’s body felt right. In fact, Shinjuurou felt warmer pressed up against Renji then he had in ages.
“What?” Renji’s voice was shaky, and Shinjuurou realized that breathing his private nickname for Renji into Renji’s ear might have been a bad idea. “Do you think that should be my hooker name or something?”
“Nothing like that.” Shinjuurou backed off. “Just thought that was what you look like. But I guess that proves a skirt makes lots of people look good.” Which wasn’t true, some girls looked bad in skirts. “So! What are the nurses planning that made you dress up like… that.”
Renji’s cheeks were a unhealthy shade of red, and Shinjuurou realized suddenly that someone had taken Renji’s glasses. No wonder Renji could barely walk down the hallway, he was blind and…
“Did they put make up on you?” Shin-chan exploded into laughter. Renji was even wearing bright red lipstick! It was just too funny. Or at least it was up until Renji grabbed him by the cheeks and held him still while planting a big kiss on his lips.
--
“Shin-chan’s gay?!” Madoka and Yukari were hissing at each other. Azuki couldn’t let go of the door handle she was desperately clinging to in order to stay upright. Koyuki was leaning over her shoulder, Koyuki’s ringlets tickling the top of Azuki’s ear.
“Well, I guess that solves one mystery.” Koyuki murmured, and Azuki bit her lip. Turning to face the doctor she was surprised to find Koyuki smirking and pressing the door closed behind Azuki. “Why don’t we get the two of them some privacy?”
“What?” Madoka squeaked, darting for the door around Koyuki and Azuki and pulling it open. “Oh no they’re gone!”
--
“Shinjuurou,” Renji tried to protest, he really did, but he was finding breathlessness to be a serious impediment. That and he was running out of reasons to protest. “We can’t do this in a janitors closet!” Renji finally managed to force out shortly before Shinjuurou managed to remove the high heels Renji had been wearing.
“Why not?” Shinjuurou grinned, tickling the sole of Renji’s foot. Renji twitched, pulling himself further back on the low shelf he was seated on. The shelf didn’t go back far though, so attempting to escape Shinjuurou’s mischievous fingers was futile. “I am a janitor. And this is a janitor’s closet. And I think it’s the perfect place to do this.”
“You’re not serious.” Renji gasped when Shinjuurou’s fingers trailed up his thigh and wriggled under Renji’s knee. Curling forward Renji batted at Shinjuurou’s hands, trying to stop the maddening tickling, and unable to contain the giggles bursting forth from his mouth.
“I’m totally serious.” Shinjuurou deadpanned. “Deadly serious even.” Then Shinjuurou stopped tickling him and instead tipped Renji’s chin up for a kiss.
--
Renji sighed into the kiss, and Shin-chan bit back a whoop. Renji never was big for admitting he had lost, but he would always give a sign, just one, that he knew. A sigh, a roll of eyes, the shrug of his shoulder… Speaking of shoulders, Shinjuurou ran his hand down Renji’s shoulder, stroking the smooth fabric of the shirt he was wearing. Shinjuurou didn’t know where the nurses had gotten it, but it fit Renji well, and it even brought out his eyes. Undoing the buttons with ease Shinjuurou pushed it down Renji’s arms and onto the low shelf.
“Shin…” Renji started, breaking the kiss and shivering a little. The hospital might have been warm, but the janitors closet was hardly a place to be shirtless.
“Shh.” Shinjuurou ran fingers down Renji’s ribs, counting them. One, two, three… “I’ll warm you up.”
