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Sep. 17th, 2007 11:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kat8chaThe sex almost makes up for all the puns.
It's easy to forget, when Davide's laid out under him and sweat runs in rivulets over his body, that when Davide's not gasping out moans he's undoubtedly thinking up bad puns about cum and jizz and how masterful Bane is being. It doesn't matter because Bane's too busy driving Davide to distraction to worry about what the next big pun.
Sex doesn't last forever though. Bane's hips stutter to a halt as he comes, and the dingy storage room echoes their pants. Pushing himself out of Davide, Bane lurches to the side, joining Davide in staring up at the ceiling. The storage room behind the gym might not be the best place to have sex, but they have relative privacy there and the gymnastic mats are cushy enough that neither of them ends up bruised.
Bane makes a face as he unrolls the used condom, tossing it in the vague direction of a trashcan he knows is there. Bane knows it's coming, Davide's breaths are slowing down and becoming quieter. Bane can even tell when Davide starts actively thinking about the pun, he has a very intellectual air about him when he thinks these things up.
"My parents installed virus protection last night." Bane is already reaching up, prepared to hit davide and be over with it. Still, that… didn't quite make sense.
"What?" Bane blinks, dumbfounded. What the hell had Davide just said?
Davide's face was deadpan as he continued. "I don't think it works, since I was just invaded by a Trojan."
It takes Bane a minute to get the joke, and by that point Davide's already snickered and started to make a fast get away. "DAVIDE! NOT FUNNY!"
Sex doesn't last forever though. Bane's hips stutter to a halt as he comes, and the dingy storage room echoes their pants. Pushing himself out of Davide, Bane lurches to the side, joining Davide in staring up at the ceiling. The storage room behind the gym might not be the best place to have sex, but they have relative privacy there and the gymnastic mats are cushy enough that neither of them ends up bruised.
Bane makes a face as he unrolls the used condom, tossing it in the vague direction of a trashcan he knows is there. Bane knows it's coming, Davide's breaths are slowing down and becoming quieter. Bane can even tell when Davide starts actively thinking about the pun, he has a very intellectual air about him when he thinks these things up.
"My parents installed virus protection last night." Bane is already reaching up, prepared to hit davide and be over with it. Still, that… didn't quite make sense.
"What?" Bane blinks, dumbfounded. What the hell had Davide just said?
Davide's face was deadpan as he continued. "I don't think it works, since I was just invaded by a Trojan."
It takes Bane a minute to get the joke, and by that point Davide's already snickered and started to make a fast get away. "DAVIDE! NOT FUNNY!"
