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[kat8cha]

The Sexy Terror Of The Snow

It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Chitose and Tachibana went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Chitose hit Tachibana in his finger with a big musty iceball. It hurt a lot, but Chitose kissed it whorishly and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow man.

"We'll make a really bitchy snow man!" Chitose said.

"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Tachibana said. "That would be more golden and politically correct."

"I know," Chitose said. "We can make a snow monkey. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."

So they rolled the snow up painfully and made an amazing snow monkey. Chitose put on a spoon for the cock. The monkey was almost as big as Tachibana.

"It looks smoky," Chitose said annoyingly. "But it seems like it's missing something."

"Here," Tachibana said and held up a great couch. "I found this sitting there." He put the couch onto the monkey's head.

It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the monkey, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like the cheer a rainbow spreads after heavy rain.

Tachibana screamed arousingly and ran but the snow monkey chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow monkey whacked him sexily.

"Nobody does that to my little Blond Monkey," Chitose screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow monkey through the hair. It fell down and Chitose kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.

"You saved me!" Tachibana said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The couch lay in the yard until a hippy child picked it up and took it home.