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May. 18th, 2007 12:44 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Ryou wanted to be a mad doctor when he grew up.
The fault of this lay in the black and white television show he and Atsushi had watched last night where some crazy foreigner brought a crazier foreigner back to life. Borrowing the chemistry set Atsushi had gotten for their birthday Ryou had to pause.
Mad scientists needed helpful assistants named Igor. Ryou guessed he could ask Atsushi but…. Petting a lock of hair, Ryou chewed on his bottom lip. Atsushi wouldn't do, he wasn't ugly enough, and you couldn't have your brother as an evil assistant! Atsushi would just have to be one of the townsfolk. Still… who to be his assistant?
"Ittchan!" Atsushi was hanging over the fence on the edge of their lawn waving.
"Hi Atsushi-kun." A small whistling noise preceded Itsuki stepping up to the fence and Ryou snapped his fingers.
"Ittchan! Come here and be my assistant!" Ittchan blinked, blushing and glancing at Atsushi. Ryou never wanted to play with Ittchan, at least not without sufficient bribes, and being ordered to come play made Ittchan nervous.
"Go on." Atsushi pulled Ittchan through the gate and tugged him over to where Ryou had set up the chemistry set. "What are you doing brother?"
"An experiment." Ryou made his voice sound important like the mad scientist had last night. "Go stand by the tree Sushi, you're supposed to be a townsperson. Ittchan, hold this." Ryou handed Itsuki a vial full of powder. Atsushi and Itsuki traded another glance but Atsushi shrugged and headed for the tree while Itsuki carefully handled the test tube.
"Okay, now when I say so…." Ryou swirled a stick in a larger container of liquid. "Pour it in." Itsuki nodded, and glad that his assistant was being helpful Ryou started in on his evil laughter.
"Ksu ksu ksu ksu ksu!" Then he signaled for Itsuki to dump the vial.
The flash was surprising as was the bang and foul smell. The billowing chalky green cloud was to be expected, though Ryou hadn't realized it would be hitting his face. Backing away Ryou wrinkled his nose.
"Your faces!" Atsushi cackled, collapsing to the ground and pointing at the two of them. Itsuki's bangs were sticking straight up and his face was covered in a light film of green dust. Ryou's eyes widened in horror with the knowledge his face must look the same.
This was so not how it worked in the movies.
Mad scientists needed helpful assistants named Igor. Ryou guessed he could ask Atsushi but…. Petting a lock of hair, Ryou chewed on his bottom lip. Atsushi wouldn't do, he wasn't ugly enough, and you couldn't have your brother as an evil assistant! Atsushi would just have to be one of the townsfolk. Still… who to be his assistant?
"Ittchan!" Atsushi was hanging over the fence on the edge of their lawn waving.
"Hi Atsushi-kun." A small whistling noise preceded Itsuki stepping up to the fence and Ryou snapped his fingers.
"Ittchan! Come here and be my assistant!" Ittchan blinked, blushing and glancing at Atsushi. Ryou never wanted to play with Ittchan, at least not without sufficient bribes, and being ordered to come play made Ittchan nervous.
"Go on." Atsushi pulled Ittchan through the gate and tugged him over to where Ryou had set up the chemistry set. "What are you doing brother?"
"An experiment." Ryou made his voice sound important like the mad scientist had last night. "Go stand by the tree Sushi, you're supposed to be a townsperson. Ittchan, hold this." Ryou handed Itsuki a vial full of powder. Atsushi and Itsuki traded another glance but Atsushi shrugged and headed for the tree while Itsuki carefully handled the test tube.
"Okay, now when I say so…." Ryou swirled a stick in a larger container of liquid. "Pour it in." Itsuki nodded, and glad that his assistant was being helpful Ryou started in on his evil laughter.
"Ksu ksu ksu ksu ksu!" Then he signaled for Itsuki to dump the vial.
The flash was surprising as was the bang and foul smell. The billowing chalky green cloud was to be expected, though Ryou hadn't realized it would be hitting his face. Backing away Ryou wrinkled his nose.
"Your faces!" Atsushi cackled, collapsing to the ground and pointing at the two of them. Itsuki's bangs were sticking straight up and his face was covered in a light film of green dust. Ryou's eyes widened in horror with the knowledge his face must look the same.
This was so not how it worked in the movies.