
So, I had a weird dream last night. (This morning? Whatever.)
The part where I start remembering stuff is when there's this group of people building a pyramid out of wood around this mound of dirt. Apparently the dirt is a tomb? And we're building the pyramid (out of like HUGE logs) to burn it and cleanse the evil spirit?
And the PoV I was in was all 'lol the tomb is already there and we're building another one' and then the spirit acts up and like, PUSHES the logs away.
Next scene? We're underground. Like deeeeeeeeeeeep underground. O_o Like in an underground cavern, and there's this hole up above that's the only source of light (besides some torches?) And this obelisk thing (that.. was the tomb?) is being lowered down into the underground cavern where there's like, waist deep water. We're all standing in it and there's a little girl (or at least a young girl) standing in it with us. The obelisk reaches the bottom and is sunk into the water and the hero guy (who is not my PoV I am the PoV of a guy who looked like Guy Gardner) is all 'I know you guys wanted to take care of it out in the sunshine but in my dreams there's always rain'... or something like that?
And then he whips out this little silver chain and he starts hitting the other two members of the expedition and they start... hissing? Like they were possessed. And he hits the obelisk too so that a door appears and he goes into it.
And the little girl is all freaked out and clinging to me/Guy Gardner going 'I shouldn't have come down here!' and I'm all 'no, probably not'.
Next scene is the... villains lair? She's a spidery woman in this ridiculous headpiece and she has some sort of evil manservant doing her bidding. She's holding this little black box with a red button which is some form of communicator for the people in the expedition? It's apparently the hero's. So she presses the button and talks to the people in HQ.
PoV change! Next I'm in HQ watching like... the whole where the obelisk was lowered? And it's this neat round hole surrounded by paving stones in the middle of all this green, and then it's like a hand wiped it off of an etch-a-sketch? It gets smoothed over all into green. And then she's making demands or something?
And the next thing that happens is I blow up some sort of cathedral and I'm all 'I'm sorry hero's name!'
It was epic. And since I had it HOURS AGO...