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So, apparently I shouldn't wear short skirts. Why? ...

So I was napping after breakfast, b/c my room was waaaaaaaaaaarm and I was like 'mmmph'. So, napping.

Weird dream. Weiiiiiiiiird dreeeeeeeaaam.

I had to go back to Beaumont for some sort of Health class. Now, 1) I've been a graduate for a few years, IDK why I'd go back now, 2) the class had been going on for a while apparently. There were some of my underclassmen from Beaumont there (I believe Tori was in the class) and some people that were my classmates (Laura). Anyway, it was definitely a Health class, and it was really easy. But there were notes all over the blackboard, and then two white boards on the sides of the classroom. For some reason I was wearing hte short skirt I wore yesterday, which is short enough to show off my underwear if I'm not careful.

And for some reason Dr. House was teaching my health class at some point, but most of the time it was this nice woman. (IDK who she was.)

Anyway, after class I started cleaning off the boards. IDK, b/c. I do that sometimes. The teacher commented on how nice it was, and I cleaned them all off... and afterwards we realized House had set up some sort of camera to peek up people's skirts. O-o;;; (It's an all female class, and I believe quite a few of us were in skirts.) Weiiiiiiiiiiiiiird.

Then someone came to get me, and this one other girl, a blond. And we had to walk side by side to the office, the receptionist warned us that 'this was an all girl school, we're very into hugging!' and IDK, my old french teacher said something. Then we sat down with someone in the administration who was like '...yeah, IDK why someone told you guys to come back to this. You're gold.'.


Weird dream.

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Tsunderekko (Harsh Outside-Gentle Inside)
[ ] You come off as sort of aloof to other people.
[x] In public, you intentionally refrain from showing much weakness.
[ ] You have a secret obsession with something cute.
[ ] You pretend that you hate your crush even though you really love him/her.
[x] You blush when people point out your sensitivities.
[ ] You blush when people tell sexual jokes.
Total: 2

Yanderekko (Gentle Outside-Harsh Inside)
[x] You’re very sweet and kind in public.
[ ] When romance becomes a topic of discussion, people say your personality changes drastically.
[ ] You know some sort of martial art, swordplay, or otherwise.
[ ] You have a crush who you’d literally kill for.
[x] You have a pet-peeve that makes you snap.
[ ] Bipolar?
Total: 2

Meganekko (Girl-with-Glasses Character)
[x] You have glasses.
[x] You can sometimes be clumsy, ditzy, or absent-minded.
[ ] You are always very polite in your speech.
[x] You are fairly intelligent in some field.
[ ] You take discipline seriously.
[x] You have some sort of fetish for something
Total: 4

Tsukkomi (Angry Guy)
[ ] You have a friend who often makes dumb or embarrassing remarks.
[x] You smack/beat up this friend in some way.
[ ] You do your best to maintain a calm façade, only to be thwarted by this friend.
[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yang”.
[x] You swear a lot.
[ ] You try to bring out the more serious side of your ridiculous friend.
Total: 2

Boke (Dumb Guy)
[x] You often make silly or embarrassing comments.
[x] You like annoying the heck out of your best friend.
[ ] You often get beaten up by your friend in some way, but you take it in good stride.
[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yin”.
[x] You are normally very laidback and carefree.
[x] You try to bring out the happier side of your angry friend.
Total: 4

Nadeshiko (Perfect Wife)
[ ] You are always, almost overly polite.
[x] You love traditional Japanese culture.
[ ] You often wear either a kimono, yukata (summer cotton kimono), or apron.
[x] You’re an excellent cook.
[x] You are hardly ever angry.
[ ] You have really long hair.
Total: 3

Tomboy Character
[ ] You feel comfortable in boy’s clothing.
[ ] You have short hair
[x] You have a crush whom you act friendly with rather than romantically.
[ ] You are really good at sport/s.
[x] You are admired by girls and boys for your talents, though you’re sort of in denial.
[ ] You show your girly features on rare occasions.
Total: 2

Sexy Character
[x] Your bust/package is...formidable.
[x] You like making sexual innuendos.
[x] You encourage trips to the beach, pool, or onsen
[x] There are some sexual things that you are ignorant to or need explained to you.
[ ] You’re an expert cosplayer.
[ ] You like the taste of alcohol.
Total: 4

Lolita/Shota Character
[x] You like sweets or chocolate.
[x] You adore cute things and/or the word “kawaii”.
[x] You use Japanese suffixes like “-chan,” “-tan,” “-sempai,” etc. (calling my cute underclassmen my 'kohai' doesn't count. ...but I do call Juliet 'Hime-sama' and sometimes I call Tori 'Tori-chan'... Oh hell.)
[ ] You add unnecessary suffixes to the ends of your sentences, like “nyo,” “nyu,” “un,” etc...
[x] You are considered gullible or naive. (I give off 'SAVE ME' or 'innocent' like nobodies business.)
[ ] You have a tall/powerful friend who protects you.
Total: 4

...so, no overall winners huh?

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I'm... avoiding life. SO.

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

OR


The thing is, when people look for stories, they always make it sound like badfic. Now, often that's because it really is badfic, but sometimes it's good and they just suck at describing the story.

So, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to summarize badly any one (or more!) of my stories and I'll try to guess which it is. You could even pretend you don't remember the pairing or fandom to make it harder to guess.

:D Distractions ahoy pleaaaaaaaaase? You could chose to do both, if you really wanted.