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Matthew was rather sure that sitting next to his brother in a packed theater while perhaps a hundred people clung to their seats was not how he wanted to spend a Saturday afternoon.( this was funnier in my head )

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~sigh~

Today was just... lame. I couldn't sleep last night, the best I did was drift in and out of consciousness between 4 and 6, and then I DID manage to get some more in between 7 and 11.

Not stressed out or anything, just... bleh.

Classes today were lame, lame, and more lame.

Oh, and I really need to get my room cleaned.( depressing reason why, don't click unless you want to be drepressed )

Leafy gave me this link though. And I think it is my new favorite mountain. I think I need an icon dedicated to Mt. Wank.

...I have to imagine there's a reason why Germany has 'Wank' and Austria has 'Fucking' and they're both swearwords. XD

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"I learned a Red Snapper, Kamikaze, Long Island Ice Tea, Black Russian, Fuzzy Navel, and a Sex On The Beach. Bloody Mary, Margarita, Slow Gin Fizz. Learn to make 'em all on the rocks with a twist. There's a school to attend, and I highly recommend you call 1-800-BARTEND"

...I am SADDENED that I cannot find this goddamn commercial on youtube.

SERA FOUND ME ONE.

It's not the same one, but it's close.

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I'm madly in love with the one with glasses and flippy hair. (The one who says 'what's up Dimeketra')

...now if only he was 10-15 years older than he actually is.