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Jan. 29th, 2010 01:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kat8cha"What are you DOING?!"
Oz supposed that, really, it was too much to hope for that they would be left alone to complete the act. Do the deed. Dance the horizontal tango. You know, have sex. Oz had finally, finally, convinced Elliot that having sex before marriage wasn't a bad thing, and that Elliot liked him. It had taken ages of awkward flirting from Elliot and Oz pretending to be clueless while still being seductive. (And by AGES Oz might mean months. But months was a really long time when you really wanted to FINALLY have sex! Oz was technically a twenty-five year old Virgin!) It had taken a lot of work, and Oz was going to reap what he had sown.
…except for the fact that Oz's life didn't work out that way. Ever.
"Knew I should have barred the door." Oz muttered under his breath before diving towards the end of the bed where the sheets had been tossed and pushed together. Elliot lay stock still on the bed, his eyes as wide as his wide open mouth. "Gil!" Oz covered up his groin, and then realized that Elliot's erection was uncovered. Hurriedly Oz dragged some blankets up to cover Elliot up too. "Gil, what are you DOING?"
"What am I-" Gil spluttered, one hand covering his eyes the other flailing around to emphasize a point. "Oz, you're having sex with my brother in MY BED!"
"Well we couldn't have sex at Sharon's house!" Oz huffed indignantly, like it was OBVIOUS. Elliot was still stuck with wide open eyes, but his mouth was now moving up and down like a fish. "And Alice would have barged in!"
Gill made a noise a bit like a tea kettle. "Just. Just hang a tie on the door next time!" Then Gil backed out of the room and slammed the door hard enough to rattle the paintings on the wall.
Oz let the silence sit for a second, broken only by the distant thumps of Gil leaving the apartment and shutting the door behind him.
"Well, I guess we have his blessing then!" Oz said with a cheerful smile. Then he pounced Elliot before Elliot could think to protest.
Virginity BE GONE!
Oz supposed that, really, it was too much to hope for that they would be left alone to complete the act. Do the deed. Dance the horizontal tango. You know, have sex. Oz had finally, finally, convinced Elliot that having sex before marriage wasn't a bad thing, and that Elliot liked him. It had taken ages of awkward flirting from Elliot and Oz pretending to be clueless while still being seductive. (And by AGES Oz might mean months. But months was a really long time when you really wanted to FINALLY have sex! Oz was technically a twenty-five year old Virgin!) It had taken a lot of work, and Oz was going to reap what he had sown.
…except for the fact that Oz's life didn't work out that way. Ever.
"Knew I should have barred the door." Oz muttered under his breath before diving towards the end of the bed where the sheets had been tossed and pushed together. Elliot lay stock still on the bed, his eyes as wide as his wide open mouth. "Gil!" Oz covered up his groin, and then realized that Elliot's erection was uncovered. Hurriedly Oz dragged some blankets up to cover Elliot up too. "Gil, what are you DOING?"
"What am I-" Gil spluttered, one hand covering his eyes the other flailing around to emphasize a point. "Oz, you're having sex with my brother in MY BED!"
"Well we couldn't have sex at Sharon's house!" Oz huffed indignantly, like it was OBVIOUS. Elliot was still stuck with wide open eyes, but his mouth was now moving up and down like a fish. "And Alice would have barged in!"
Gill made a noise a bit like a tea kettle. "Just. Just hang a tie on the door next time!" Then Gil backed out of the room and slammed the door hard enough to rattle the paintings on the wall.
Oz let the silence sit for a second, broken only by the distant thumps of Gil leaving the apartment and shutting the door behind him.
"Well, I guess we have his blessing then!" Oz said with a cheerful smile. Then he pounced Elliot before Elliot could think to protest.
Virginity BE GONE!
