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Sep. 18th, 2009 11:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kat8cha"It's time for you to know." His grandmother said, setting down a steaming bowl of ramen in front of him. Kawahira had just turned 16, and he liked ordering ramen from the shop with the cute delivery girl. She was, like, twelve at the time, but Kawahira could see that she was going to grow up to be a beauty. Plus, she was feisty. One time she smashed a bowl of hot ramen into some punk's face because he was getting rough.
"Know what?" Kawahira slurped down the ramen, brother slashed and a fishcake stuck to his cheek.
"Where you come from."
Kawahira blinked at his grandmother. Like. Really? "I've already had health class. I know where babies come from."
The old woman waved her hand back and forth. "No, no, no. It's much more complicated. You see, you come from the sperm of two very great mafia me-"
Kawahira choked on a mouthful of noodles. "SPERM?!" Wait, that couldn't be right. She must have meant from ONE great mafia… mafia?
"I told you he wouldn't get it." One shadowy figure appeared behind his grandmother, tipping up a broad rimmed fedora.
"He gets that close-minded-ness from you." The scruffy green shadowy figure responded.
Kawahira blinked. He was so going to need some more ramen.
"Know what?" Kawahira slurped down the ramen, brother slashed and a fishcake stuck to his cheek.
"Where you come from."
Kawahira blinked at his grandmother. Like. Really? "I've already had health class. I know where babies come from."
The old woman waved her hand back and forth. "No, no, no. It's much more complicated. You see, you come from the sperm of two very great mafia me-"
Kawahira choked on a mouthful of noodles. "SPERM?!" Wait, that couldn't be right. She must have meant from ONE great mafia… mafia?
"I told you he wouldn't get it." One shadowy figure appeared behind his grandmother, tipping up a broad rimmed fedora.
"He gets that close-minded-ness from you." The scruffy green shadowy figure responded.
Kawahira blinked. He was so going to need some more ramen.
