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Jul. 1st, 2009 03:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kat8chaMarui was feeling jumpy.
Why was he feeling jumpy? Instinct. Instinct was why he was feeling jumpy. Marui could feel that today was gonna be one of those days. One of those days where he played the straight man on his whacked up insane team. These days weren't few and far between, but they also didn't come as often as not. This type of day was… sort of a half-way point between rare and often. … was there even a word for that?
Sometimes. These days came sometimes.
Anyway, Marui could tell it was just going to be one of those days. Nothing he did was going to stop it. Hell, cutting practice wouldn't stop it, because he still had Niou in his goddamn classroom. Niou'd been snickering in his direction all day, which was just one of the things that tipped Marui off. During lunch Marui'd hopped up and run off to hide behind Jackal, but eventually that hadn't been any good either because Marui had needed to go BACK to his classroom. With Niou.
"God, I wonder if I'm going to make it through today alive." Marui dragged his feet as he walked to the changing rooms. He needed to get changed, and then out on the court. The last thing he wanted was Yukimura's attention today. Yukimura could make being the straight man damn painful.
"The odds of that are one hundred percent, Marui-kun." Yanagi's voice was just plain CREEPY when it came out of nowhere. Marui jumped, and spun around.
"I told you to stop sneaking UP on me-" Marui shouted before he could stop himself, even though his brain was already processing what he could see. "… goddamn it Niou."
Niou smirked at Mari, and then waved the Yanagi hand puppet in his face. "I only do it so I can categorize your reactions, Marui-kun. It's data to improve your tennis."
Marui rolled his eyes and pushed the puppet out of his face. Ever since Niou'd made the puppets he had taken every opportunity possible to break them out. Every opportunity possible and THEN some. "Niou, stop being a jerk alright? I know you have a puppet fetish already." The way Niou waved the puppets around, and the weird flirtation he'd developed between Niou!puppet and Yagyuu!puppet (which Marui knew was pretty true to form) just made Marui twitchy. Puppets were not supposed to be used as sex toys.
Marui ignored Niou's 'hurt' face, and the way Niou was now cuddling the Yanagi puppet (and seriously, why would you cuddle a puppet of the team's resident data master?) Marui fished in his pockets for some green apple bubble gum.
"You make our love sound so dirty!" Niou decried, but he was fighting snickers, even as the puppet planted a 'kiss' on his cheek.
"Our love is legal in all corners of the world." Yanagi puppet intoned, just like the real Yanagi might have, if questioned about a sock puppet and a man making love. Marui made a mental note to never, ever ask Yanagi if a man and his puppet were allowed to make love. "You are going to be 1.6 minutes late to practice, Marui-kun."
Marui checked his watch. "SHIT!" Turning around Marui bolted. He was so gonna kill Niou for this. "YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE TOO YOU JERK." Niou and Yanagi puppet just waved as Marui vanished around the corner.
Damn it all to hell and back, Marui inwardly cursed, Niou probably had a *teacher's note*. Forged, of course, but it was still a note. Well Marui wasn't going to take this lying down! Niou'd be getting his 'you are late' laps AND laps for that performance at the library. Marui's little bro had taped it on his cell and youtube'd it. Let's see how Yukimura felt about Princess Yuki's tragic sleeping sickness, and Samurai Genichirou's quest for true love.
Why was he feeling jumpy? Instinct. Instinct was why he was feeling jumpy. Marui could feel that today was gonna be one of those days. One of those days where he played the straight man on his whacked up insane team. These days weren't few and far between, but they also didn't come as often as not. This type of day was… sort of a half-way point between rare and often. … was there even a word for that?
Sometimes. These days came sometimes.
Anyway, Marui could tell it was just going to be one of those days. Nothing he did was going to stop it. Hell, cutting practice wouldn't stop it, because he still had Niou in his goddamn classroom. Niou'd been snickering in his direction all day, which was just one of the things that tipped Marui off. During lunch Marui'd hopped up and run off to hide behind Jackal, but eventually that hadn't been any good either because Marui had needed to go BACK to his classroom. With Niou.
"God, I wonder if I'm going to make it through today alive." Marui dragged his feet as he walked to the changing rooms. He needed to get changed, and then out on the court. The last thing he wanted was Yukimura's attention today. Yukimura could make being the straight man damn painful.
"The odds of that are one hundred percent, Marui-kun." Yanagi's voice was just plain CREEPY when it came out of nowhere. Marui jumped, and spun around.
"I told you to stop sneaking UP on me-" Marui shouted before he could stop himself, even though his brain was already processing what he could see. "… goddamn it Niou."
Niou smirked at Mari, and then waved the Yanagi hand puppet in his face. "I only do it so I can categorize your reactions, Marui-kun. It's data to improve your tennis."
Marui rolled his eyes and pushed the puppet out of his face. Ever since Niou'd made the puppets he had taken every opportunity possible to break them out. Every opportunity possible and THEN some. "Niou, stop being a jerk alright? I know you have a puppet fetish already." The way Niou waved the puppets around, and the weird flirtation he'd developed between Niou!puppet and Yagyuu!puppet (which Marui knew was pretty true to form) just made Marui twitchy. Puppets were not supposed to be used as sex toys.
Marui ignored Niou's 'hurt' face, and the way Niou was now cuddling the Yanagi puppet (and seriously, why would you cuddle a puppet of the team's resident data master?) Marui fished in his pockets for some green apple bubble gum.
"You make our love sound so dirty!" Niou decried, but he was fighting snickers, even as the puppet planted a 'kiss' on his cheek.
"Our love is legal in all corners of the world." Yanagi puppet intoned, just like the real Yanagi might have, if questioned about a sock puppet and a man making love. Marui made a mental note to never, ever ask Yanagi if a man and his puppet were allowed to make love. "You are going to be 1.6 minutes late to practice, Marui-kun."
Marui checked his watch. "SHIT!" Turning around Marui bolted. He was so gonna kill Niou for this. "YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE TOO YOU JERK." Niou and Yanagi puppet just waved as Marui vanished around the corner.
Damn it all to hell and back, Marui inwardly cursed, Niou probably had a *teacher's note*. Forged, of course, but it was still a note. Well Marui wasn't going to take this lying down! Niou'd be getting his 'you are late' laps AND laps for that performance at the library. Marui's little bro had taped it on his cell and youtube'd it. Let's see how Yukimura felt about Princess Yuki's tragic sleeping sickness, and Samurai Genichirou's quest for true love.
