Hapy B-day dynastic!

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Dino couldn't do this. It just… it wasn't right. He was contributing to the delinquency of a minor and while Dino wasn't actually sure how old Hibari was (Hibari refused to tell him and Dino had only found out Hibari's birthday by asking Romario to ask Kusakabe) Dino was pretty sure Hibari was still a minor. By Japan's standards Hibari would be a minor for at least another 3 years, though it might have been four. Still.

Well.

It was Hibari and Dino just wanted to be sure he was safe. Sure, Namimori had sex ed classes (at least Dino was pretty sure they did. Did they? Health classes at least…) but there was some stuff you didn't learn unless you, you know, participated in it. The last thing Dino wanted was for Hibari to get hurt, and so Dino had set about finding the types of educational materials he had been using at Hibari's age.

Good, old fashioned, porn. "Do you think Hibari would appreciate 'Buxom Blonds Babefest' or 'Darknesses Delights'?" Dino turned to smile at Romario, and was mildly surprised when all he received was a face full of cold hard metal.

Huh. Never thought Hibari would be wandering around this section of town.