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I blame Emi....

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kat8cha!

1. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Kat8cha!
2. Banging your head against Kat8cha uses 150 calories an hour!
Which head?
3. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Kat8cha!
4. Kat8cha can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis!
5. Kat8cha has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
6. Kat8cha is 984 feet tall.
7. Kat8cha is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
Damn right I am!
8. Kat8cha is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
9. Kat8cha kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
....guess all that time in vampire fandoms paid off.
10. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Kat8cha supply.
...not touching it...

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Fuji!

1. Fujiocracy is government by Fuji!
...Holy Fuck. That'd be scary.
2. California is the biggest exporter of Fuji in the world.
Not true!!!! Buchou writes Ryoma!!!
3. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Fuji at least three times a week!
~snicker~
4. It's bad luck for a flag to touch Fuji.
5. Fuji can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
~falls over laughing~ I wonder what he does with that tongue...
6. If you cut Fuji in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
....
7. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Fuji.
Scary thought... very scary.
8. Fuji is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.
9. If you toss Fuji 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
10. The fingerprints of Fuji are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ryoma!

1. Ryoma has a bifurcated penis.
o.O
2. If you toss Ryoma 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
3. In 1982 Time Magazine named Ryoma its 'Man of the Year'.
4. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Ryoma at least three times a week!
Damn. The boys *have* to be heart healthy.
5. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Ryoma.
...that's a small space station...
6. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Ryoma.
7. Ryoma can turn his stomach inside out.
... Urk...
8. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Ryoma supply!
^_^
9. Ryoma is the largest of Saturn's moons.
10. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Ryoma.

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