Chiquita MADNESS. -_-
Aug. 23rd, 2007 10:05 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kat8chaTachibana's eyes narowed. "What the *hell*." Muttering to himself Tachibana strode over to where Chitose was being pressed up against by some sleazy guy. The sleazy guy was even grabbing Chitose's ass! That was Tachibana's property, and since there wasn't much to grab *only* Tachibana's.
"My boyfriend's back!" Chitose pointed, directing the sleazy guy's attention away. "See? I wasn't lying. He exists, so you can get going now." Chitose shot Tachibana pleading puppy eyes as he attempted to pry the molester's hand off his ass. The sleaze ball must have had suction cups attached to his fingers or something because Chitose was having no luck.
"This shrimp?" Tachibana raised an eyebrow. He might not have been as tall as Chitose, but he was taller then a lot of his age group... and most of the country. He was certainly taller then this asshole. "You can do better."
Then the guy freaking *squeezed*.
"S'cuse me." Tachibana tapped the asshole's shoulder politely, waiting until the bastard turned to sneer at him. Then he cocked his arm back and landed a sweet solid punch to the sleaze ball's jaw.
Later, after the resulting brawl got them kicked out, Tachibana turned to raise an eyebrow and scowl at Chitose. While Tachibana was going to have a black eye and a couple of bruises Chitose had of course gotten off scott free. "What the hell Senri? You couldn't have taken care of the asshole?"
Chitose shifted, sticking his hands in his pockets as they waited for their late night train to arrive. "Hey, c'mon, you know you like being my big butch boyfriend."
Tachibana rolled his eyes. Okay, occasionally playing the butch boyfriend was fun... most of the time... okay, Tachibana loved doing it, but still.
"Besides," Chitose continued. "You know it's against my religion to hurt people."
Tachibana shot Chitose a look as the train screeched into the station. "You're against religion Chitose."
"Only the organized kind."
"My boyfriend's back!" Chitose pointed, directing the sleazy guy's attention away. "See? I wasn't lying. He exists, so you can get going now." Chitose shot Tachibana pleading puppy eyes as he attempted to pry the molester's hand off his ass. The sleaze ball must have had suction cups attached to his fingers or something because Chitose was having no luck.
"This shrimp?" Tachibana raised an eyebrow. He might not have been as tall as Chitose, but he was taller then a lot of his age group... and most of the country. He was certainly taller then this asshole. "You can do better."
Then the guy freaking *squeezed*.
"S'cuse me." Tachibana tapped the asshole's shoulder politely, waiting until the bastard turned to sneer at him. Then he cocked his arm back and landed a sweet solid punch to the sleaze ball's jaw.
Later, after the resulting brawl got them kicked out, Tachibana turned to raise an eyebrow and scowl at Chitose. While Tachibana was going to have a black eye and a couple of bruises Chitose had of course gotten off scott free. "What the hell Senri? You couldn't have taken care of the asshole?"
Chitose shifted, sticking his hands in his pockets as they waited for their late night train to arrive. "Hey, c'mon, you know you like being my big butch boyfriend."
Tachibana rolled his eyes. Okay, occasionally playing the butch boyfriend was fun... most of the time... okay, Tachibana loved doing it, but still.
"Besides," Chitose continued. "You know it's against my religion to hurt people."
Tachibana shot Chitose a look as the train screeched into the station. "You're against religion Chitose."
"Only the organized kind."
