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I had a delicious, delicious falafel for lunch.

We went to the West Side Market so I bought one and this time they weren't out of hummus! So, spicy jumbo falafel with hummus.

Oooooooooh man. It wasn't like swallowing liquid fire but it was *nice* and hot. My chest still feels warm. And it was sooo fucking delicious tasting.

And I'll be honest, easiest fucking way to make me love you? Food. Good food. I will swear to high heaven that 'yes officer this blood splattered person was with me all night we like rough sex' if you ply me with good food.

:( Tasty.

And then we picked up stuff for dinner and such. Yadda yadda.

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Me: Tiiiiiiighty whities
It's adorable
Kaiti: xD yes
teeny dick
Me: Teeny teeny dick

What're we talking about?

This.

Don't worry, it's work safe, unless your work doesn't want you looking at adorable superheroes on company time.