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Mar. 2nd, 2007 09:40 pmEvery time I watch a Barbie made film I die a little. I've seen Fairytopia, and the Nutcracker, and they both made me TT_TT. Though Fairytopia wasn't that bad, at least it was an ORIGINAL plot (mostly) instead of them RAPING MY CLASSICS. ><;;;;;
Barbie: Oh, oh! Harder!
Swan Lake: ~pumps in and out, can't figure out WHY it's having slut with this BLONDE BOTOX SLUT~
><:;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; SRSLY. BARBIES FACE MAKES ME CRY. It looks like someone SEWED HER DIMPLES INTO PLACE.
Fiona: Barbie's so pretty.....
Me: ~FACEPALM~
Barbie's not pretty. SHE'S HAD ONE TOO MANY FACELIFTS. Her hair looks GRAFTED ON. ><;;;;;;; and it's so goddamn BLOND. Nothing against blondes, I just... I've met a lot of fake blonde bitches who made me twitch.
And srsly, THEY RAPED SWAN LAKE. ><; The Swan Princess by Disney? Not that bad, I actually remember liking it. At least when Disney rapes classics I ENJOY the rape. With Barbie it's like a painful experience.
Barbie: Oh, oh! Harder!
Swan Lake: ~pumps in and out, can't figure out WHY it's having slut with this BLONDE BOTOX SLUT~
><:;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; SRSLY. BARBIES FACE MAKES ME CRY. It looks like someone SEWED HER DIMPLES INTO PLACE.
Fiona: Barbie's so pretty.....
Me: ~FACEPALM~
Barbie's not pretty. SHE'S HAD ONE TOO MANY FACELIFTS. Her hair looks GRAFTED ON. ><;;;;;;; and it's so goddamn BLOND. Nothing against blondes, I just... I've met a lot of fake blonde bitches who made me twitch.
And srsly, THEY RAPED SWAN LAKE. ><; The Swan Princess by Disney? Not that bad, I actually remember liking it. At least when Disney rapes classics I ENJOY the rape. With Barbie it's like a painful experience.
