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Okay, so tonight was fun. Sami had her eighteenth birthday party. And it was fun, I was the first one there and then this guy named Tim showed up. Cute! I kinda, sorta, flirted but then he cut out to pick up Cousin Billy. (Ours not his) There was this guy named Justin who I met at Sami’s after party and kinda flirted with and he’s interested but I’m not. So I sorta steered clear of that one. Eventually we all headed downstairs and chatted and sat. Michelle and Julie from Music Ministers were there, as was Moneit. We bitched about Rachel Ianni because I told Michelle she ruined my academic career because of the death threat. Michelle thought that was hysterical and Sami had apparently not heard about it either. Huh, so I’m not ‘The Slasher’, not that I ever thought I was. Anyhow we talked and I ate Cupcakes!!! And Deidre and Moneit cut off my sugar when I started vibrating, but not for long.
Anyway, Tim had to leave to babysit his cousin’s and I was half-tempted to offer to help but figured that just cause he had a cute ass did not mean he was easy. (Hee hee) But we hung out and talked. At some point I went upstairs and sat down for a conversation with Lily and Joe, Joe’s this fun guy who makes offensive comments all the time it’s great. So they started a poke war, but Lily was arguing she had ‘nudged’ him with her toe instead of poking with a finger. So I’m like ‘there’s a lot of appendages you can use to poke someone’ purposefully worded. And Justin and Joe laughed, and asked if I was getting said pokage, and I’m like ‘nope’ Justin coughed ‘bullshit’ out and I got offended. Anyway after a lot of innuendo on my part Joe made the comment about my boy friend being a lucky guy, and I’m like got none, and he’s like well your girlfriend must be a lucky lady and I’m like don’t have one of those either. So he made another comment about me spending a fortune on dirty mags. Ha! I don’t own a single porno mag! I just read smut and lots of it!
Oh! And there was this cute guy Rob that I talked to who totally looked like Sean Asten as Samwise! He’s going into History, Education and I’m like ‘you’re my god!’ cause I mean history-awesome, teenagers-not. So I called him Rob the God. Flirted like hell, he was kinda uncomfortable with it but went along with it. Oh! And while laying on the couch I got sat one by Nate(Maggie’s current and in my opinion best boyfriend), Fischbach and Joe? I can’t remember who the third guy was. Anyway, on my hips not that bad but Fisch made a comment and I lunged but Nate grabbing my wrists and held them above my head. Hee hee! Then he kinda ground down so in order to get out I kinda sort squirmed. He was on top! Not my fault! I got out anyway.
I am such a whore.

Oh! And I got to grab Mikey's ass!! Very fun. Nice ass, but totally not interested

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