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Sep. 30th, 2004 03:51 pm~does this evil little laugh~ Hee hee, I have a really funny (but only to sleep deprived people like me) about my buddy Amanda.
She's a whore!
Not really but that's the joke. See she's on Crew at school and so she bought all these funny tee-shirts at the last regata she was at. Not of her Crew boat but of other teams. One of the guys at Krav or something saw one and it was the 'Burning River' crew, and so he asked her if she was on it. She said no, and he then said she had bought the shirt to pretend to be on it. Her response is 'well since it's an all guy team' and laughed it off. Next comment from the guy is 'so you earned your shirt', and she's all like Yeah! Like thinking it meant she had earned it by being a good rower but it clicked a moment later.
Next she was at Krav, its an Israeli martial art, and wearing a different shirt. This one was top 10 reasons I like Crew. #5 was that she liked putting her hands on a 'long, hard shaft' now during Krav one of her freinds told an instructor to read that reason on her shirt. For the exercise Manda was doing she had her eyes closed so the instructor leans over and rumbles in her ear 'do you want to be my freind?' and she's like What the Hell! Cause he eyes are closed and she had not heard them telling him to read the shirt.
Another one was when she wore her 'we're the fast girls your mother warned you about' shirt to Krav so everyone thinks she's a whore. So I'm cracking up at the end of Bio II class and its like 'poor Manda-bear'.
She's a whore!
Not really but that's the joke. See she's on Crew at school and so she bought all these funny tee-shirts at the last regata she was at. Not of her Crew boat but of other teams. One of the guys at Krav or something saw one and it was the 'Burning River' crew, and so he asked her if she was on it. She said no, and he then said she had bought the shirt to pretend to be on it. Her response is 'well since it's an all guy team' and laughed it off. Next comment from the guy is 'so you earned your shirt', and she's all like Yeah! Like thinking it meant she had earned it by being a good rower but it clicked a moment later.
Next she was at Krav, its an Israeli martial art, and wearing a different shirt. This one was top 10 reasons I like Crew. #5 was that she liked putting her hands on a 'long, hard shaft' now during Krav one of her freinds told an instructor to read that reason on her shirt. For the exercise Manda was doing she had her eyes closed so the instructor leans over and rumbles in her ear 'do you want to be my freind?' and she's like What the Hell! Cause he eyes are closed and she had not heard them telling him to read the shirt.
Another one was when she wore her 'we're the fast girls your mother warned you about' shirt to Krav so everyone thinks she's a whore. So I'm cracking up at the end of Bio II class and its like 'poor Manda-bear'.
