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[kat8cha]

Title: 10 Reasons Why Bananas Are Better Then Men
Author: Kat8Cha
Pairing: Chitose/Tachibana
Rating: R
Summary: 10 100 word drabbles of the Chitose/Tachibana relationship. Ranging from smut, to cute, to potty humor.

1)                  You don’t mind swallowing a banana

Chitose grinned as he stroked Tachibana’s cock. Tachibana was leaning against the wall; face red and eyes squinted shut. “Uhn…. Senri…” Shaking some of the long bleached hair out of his face Tachibana glanced down at Chitose. “Just… gonna lick me or gonna do something else?”

            “Tch.” Chitose snorted before starting to suck on the tip. Tachibana groaned, eyes sliding shut again Sucking harder Chitose kept his mouth open as while swallowing around Tachibana’s cock. Sliding further down on Tachibana’s cock Chitose sucked sweetly, and then gagged when jerked his hips, the other’s cock hitting the back of his throat.

2)                  It’s okay to have two bananas in bed with you

“Ni-san!” An-chan cried, running to hide behind her younger brother. Chitose had his hands in his pockets, sauntering after her. Tachibana rolled his eyes, glancing at his tearful sister before giving Chitose a scowl.

“What did you say to An?” Tachibana crossed his arms and glared. He had to scowl around Senri or he would end up grinning at the cute image of his tall friend in shorts. The uniform shorts were almost indecent on Chitose and not staring at long legs took effort.

“I told her you two should kiss!” Chitose snickered.

“EW!!!!!” Both Tachibana’s erupted in a squeal.

3)                  If a banana gets soft you get another one

Tachibana pushed at Chitose’s shoulders, squirming out from under them. “Hey.” Shoving Chitose off the bed he gave a small smirk at the sound of the others head connecting with something wooden. “Serves you right.”

“Ow….” Chitose whined as he sat up, rubbing at he back of his head. “What’d you do that for asshole?”

“I’m done Chitose.” Motioning at his groin Tachibana drew Chitose’s eyes to the others limp groin. “Sorry, but seven orgasms in two hours is it, I have to rest.” Tachibana rolled over and pulled the blanket up over his head.

“What a girl.” Chitose muttered.

4)                  A banana’s only purpose is to satisfy you

Chitose pouted at Tachibana, tugging on the ties holding him down to the bed. “Kippei!” Tachibana smirked, uncapping the tube of warming gel and pouring some over Chitose’s thighs. Rubbing the warm gel in he slowly worked it upwards until his slick warm hands were rubbing over Chitose’s balls and sliding up and down his cock. “Kippei!” Bucking his hips up into the others hands he moaned.

Smirking Tachibana worked Chitose until the others toes were curling and he was arching upward before letting go and shifting his hands away. “Not until I’ve had my fill Senri.” Chitose glared unhappily.

5)                  Bananas don’t know how to fart

“Hey.” Chitose lay on the couch in their dinky apartment. After middle school Chitose had transferred to Tokyo, his uncle had a small apartment and was allowing Chitose to room with him for a nominal fee. Chitose managed to pay it by working at a convenience store at the end of the block. “Pass the cheese curls.”

Chitose and Tachibana did not have anywhere to be the next day and so were spending the night eating junk food and lazing about. “Pass the cheese?” Tachibana snickered and there was a loud muffled noise emitted.

“Kippei! Gah!” Chitose held his nose.

6)                  Banana’s can last the whole night long

“Uhn…” Chitose grunted as he plowed into Tachibana. Kippei was fisting his hands in the sheets, pushing his hips backwards to meet Chitose’s slow thrusts. Clenching down on Chitose, Tachibana’s lips twitched into a smirk at the harsh groan.

“Gonna come yet?” Tachibana’s voice was rough, his question coming out in a growl. Chitose’s hands clenched Tachibana’s hips harshly which transformed Tachibana’s smirk into a grin. “Thought you said you could outlast me.”

“I… can…” Chitose groped around, wrapping his hand around Tachibana’s stout dick and stroking. Tachibana glanced at the clock, 5 more minutes and they’d break their record.

7)                  Another woman will never try and take your banana

“Kippei!” An whined, clinging to Tachibana’s arm. The high pitched voice transmitted poorly over the phone and Chitose winced, he held the phone away for a second before placing it back on his ear.

“An-chan?” Chitose could practically hear Tachibana’s eyebrow twitch at the question.

“Yes. She wants to go to the street courts.” Tachibana An off his arm.

“So, let her go.”

“I can’t just let her go alone Senri.” Tachibana rolled his eyes. “Look, I’ll have to call you back.” After saying goodbye Chiose pouted; Miyuki went to the street courts alone all the time, why couldn’t An?

8)                  A banana will never make you late for work

“Kippei.” Chitose folded his arms over his chest, closing his eyes and leaning against the wall. “I told you not to come see me at work.” He just hoped Kippei finished reacting by the time his break was over.

“Tight pants. Stylish tight pants.” Tachibana stared, his hands opening and closing like he wanted to grab something. “No shirt. Wet. And oh my god, your hair’s straight.”

“There’s this thing called a straightener…” Chitose blinked at cool air on his cock. Glancing down he stared at Tachibana on his knees, and instantly hardened. He was so going to be late.

9)                  A banana doesn’t mind laying on the wet spot

“Senri. Pssst, Senri!” Chitose groggily blinked his eyes open, glancing down into the clouded face of his bedmate. Oh yeah, he and Tachibana had sex last night. Really good sex too. Checking the clock Chitose amended that ‘last night’ to ‘half an hour ago’. “Shove over now.”

“Huh?” Chitose scooted to the side, rubbing at his left shoulder which had gone partially numb.

“More.” Chitose scooted a little more, and then a little more, and finally he was halfway falling off the edge of the bed. “Kippei what’s the matter?”

“I was in the wet spot.” Tachibana made a face.

10)              Even the smallest banana’s are at least 8 inches long

“….huh.” Chitose eyed Tachibana’s erection, rubbing his thumb over the slit.

“Huh, what?” Tachibana hissed, squirming against the shower room wall. His fingers scrabbled at the tile, the scratching noise overpowered by the dull pounding of the shower.

“I just, you know,” Chitose slid his hands down to the base of Tachibana’s dick, “expected more.”

“More?!” Tachibana’s hips jerked, his voice cracking. “You’ve seen me before Chitose.”

“I’m stroking your dick I think we’re on a first name basis Kippei.” Chitose shrugged, fondling Tachibana’s balls as well. “I heard you get longer when you’re hard. You’re just a little thicker.”