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[kat8cha]

I. Am. God. XD Okay, so, I enter the Tenihime chat earlier today, and it was like... blank for a bit, as it usually is before someone talks. So...

Kat8cha ....let there be life
Kat8cha And there was life
Kat8cha And it was good
Sera!: you = god?
lonelymaiden *blinks* Oh my, Kat is god.
Sera!: I'm an athiest and I'm willing to worship Kat.
lonelymaiden Who wouldn't be?
Kat8cha: :D
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Rena!mun: ... :-?
Kat8cha: ~emits godly sparkles~
Shroud Ohhh I'd like to 'worship' kat >D
lonelymaiden Ooooh, shiny~ *bows down in worship*
Kat8cha: ^_~ You worship me all the time Shroud.
Eva: why are we worshipping kat?
Kat8cha: Cause I'm GodShroud for she is god
Eva: i mean, besides the fact that she's awesomes
Eva: oh
Eva: i see
Shroud but you like my brand of worshipping *smirks*
Kat8cha: :-\ You don't smirk at God.
Kat8cha: You do what Shu's doing
Shroud sure I do
Shroud I even spank god
Shroud and god tells me thank you ^^
Kat8cha: .... XD You're SATAN!
Shroud ...well duh
Kat8cha: .... ~cough~ I'm not mixing Bible Slash in here
Kat8cha: Nope
Shroud XD
Kat8cha: >( God blesses Shu
Kat8cha: And tosses Shroud into a firey pit (w/ convenient chains)
lonelymaiden *beams and worships more*
Shroud *has chains and lots of naughty people to try them out on*
Kat8cha: XDD
Kat8cha: I'm giggling so hardShroud ^_^
lonelymaiden ...Damn, religious conflict. Satan is so tempting now.
Shroud we do aim to please...or maim - but usually please
Rena!mun: * is thinking of anything but this, head in the clouds lalalalalalaaaaa... *
Kat8cha: :( God has angels
Kat8cha: Bishies
Kat8cha: Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiishies
Shroud *rattles cloud* Come to the fetish side of the force!
lonelymaiden ... can I mix and match?
lonelymaiden Take the best from both
Shroud We have demons ...naughty bishies Shroud ..nope
lonelymaiden Damn.
Kat8cha: But. Sparkly shiny bishies. Blond ones.
Kat8cha: With wings.
Shroud Satan was the blondest one of them all - with the best ass ever
Kat8cha: Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig white feathery wings. ~primps wings~ :DShroud boooooring
Kat8cha: :\ True. God was sad to punish him.
Shroud Satan preens
Kat8cha: Michael's a nice replacement. He's fieryShroud he has idigestion that is all
lonelymaiden Oh screw it, I'll go to satan now and repent on my deathbed for angel bishies in the afterlife.
Kat8cha: XDDD
Kat8cha: Wait, :o*
Shroud that's cheating
lonelymaiden Nuh-uh
Shroud Satan likes it
Kat8cha: :( Well, God takes all comers
Shroud boo
Kat8cha: God <3's yo uall
Shroud god cheats too
Kat8cha: Even those who don't <3 God
Kat8cha: Yup. Don't play poker w/ God. You'll lose
Shroud Satan pouts
Rena!mun: And Gabriel? And Raphael? And Uriel? And the Virgin Mary? And...?
Kat8cha: Satan's just jealous God doesn't have to strip.
Kat8cha: Oooooh. Gabriel. :D He's loud
Kat8cha: XD
Kat8cha: So easy to slash the bible.
Shroud Satan doesn't want to see his pale white ass anyway
Shroud yup XD
Kat8cha: God's tan
Kat8cha: No cloud cover.
Kat8cha: :D And God likes being nekkid. For Man is made in his image. And man is nekkid.
Kat8cha: Nekkid
Rena!mun: I'm the one who was 12-years-old and thought David and Jonathan were SO gay for each other - before she even knew what slash was. X-D
Shroud Satan might steal a peek
Kat8cha: XDDD
Kat8cha: I had a little comic book bible. :( The ghei
Kat8cha: Oh Satan will? Naughty. :)
Shroud of course
Shroud We ARE talking about the devil here
Kat8cha: God says he knows Satan's looking
Shroud ...he's a lot like Niou Kat8cha: He also knows when you're awake
Shroud now I'm scared :X
Kat8cha: He knows if you've been bad or goodShroud XD
Kat8cha: ....lolz, Niou is Satan
Shroud He's santa!
Kat8cha: :D Of course God's Santa! Jesus was Christmas Gift!
Kat8cha: This is... the most cracked conversation I think we've had in this chatroom to date.
Shroud I'm sure the woman with the contractions was VERY happy about it
Shroud well we had a sins discussion in here too
Kat8cha: :( Oh, c'mon, Jesus' birth was painless. He came out clean and wrapped in swaddling.
Kat8cha: Yus. But this is pretty odd.
Shroud ,,,wrapped in swaddling? That's got to be uncomfortable
Kat8cha: Probably.
Kat8cha: And then the 3 Emporers of Rikkai arrived
Kat8cha: and gifted Jesus with stuff
Kat8cha: ...I mean 3 Kings of Orient really
Shroud XD sure you do
Kat8cha: Of course! :\ Though I wouldn't put it past Renji and Yukimura to have been there at Jesus' birth
Kat8cha: Just to, you know, smite logic
Shroud absolutely
Sera! XD
Shroud and Sanada goes wherever Yukimura goes
Kat8cha: Sanada wants Yukimura's babies
Shroud Sanada wants Yukimura anyway he can have him
Shroud except my Sanada cause I suck :(
Kat8cha: ~head pat~ Sanada is Yukimura's sekhrit Ninja servant.
Shroud I thought that was Kiri
Shroud he even has the spiffy Ninja outfit
Kat8cha: :\ I've always considered Kirihara the naughty pet.
Rena!mun: ... You're ot leaving the Data Master out of this, do you? :-/
Rena!mun: *not
Kat8cha: Nooooooooooope
Rena!mun: :DDDDDD
Kat8cha: :D Renji is the Karma Sutra
Sera! we should all play
Kat8cha: XD if that makes sense
Shroud I should take a shower
Kat8cha: Hmm. Or maybe he's Merlin to Yukimura's Lancelot
Shroud lancelot sucked
Kat8cha: He had sex
Shroud with his king's wife
Kat8cha: Other people too! And and and, so much cooler then Arthur::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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