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Yesterday Niou had handled Yanagi, the day before Niou had taken care of Marui, Jackal had been Tuesday, and he had handled Sanada on Monday. Niou was not going to touch Yukimura, because he knew that the other would resist any and all of his attempts. Sanada had been too tempting a target though, all stoic and clueless, but Niou knew he would be getting retribution. As soon as Yukimura could pin it on him anyway.

Approaching the spot where Yagyuu was sitting reading Niou made sure to be extra sneaky.

“Hello Niou.” Yagyuu spoke as he turned a page, seemingly absorbed in his book. Niou pouted, hopping over the bench Yagyuu was seated on to sit beside him.

“Freaky skills gentleman.” Niou intentionally leaned too close as he spoke, but Yagyuu did not move. In fact Yagyuu barely paid him any attention at all. He just kept reading, a few seconds of Niou breathing down his neck passing before he flipped the page.

“Is there something you want?” Niou pouted more at Yagyuu’s dispassionate tone, then grinned.

“Yeah, just thought I should tell you-”

“No, I am not related to Shitenhouji’s Konjiki Koharu, glasses do not make you a pervert, and I’m not interested in the story of when you put Brazilian itching powder in Jackal’s shorts.” Another page turn. “Now is that all?”

Niou’s lips flapped for a bit, gaping as his legs were cut out from under him. “That’s not fair.” Grumping Niou crossed his arms. “There’s one more though.”

Yagyuu turned his head, tipping it to the side in inquiry.

“Yanagi wants to know if you could turn your cosplay fetish to copying Inui from Seigaku, he says he’d do you.” Niou hopped off the bench, there had been no visible change to Yagyuu’s face, but Niou could tell from the tightened grip on his book and the stiffness of his shoulders that Yagyuu was sufficiently disturbed. “Ta!” Sticking his hands in his pockets Niou slouched off, chuckling maniacally under his breath.

That was even better then the look on Kirihara’s face when Niou had said Mizuki probably approved of him beating Tachibana. The poor thing was probably scarred for life for doing something that his evil cousin liked.