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- dcu,
- dick,
- dick grayson,
- drabble,
- drabbles,
- kid flash,
- robin,
- superboy,
- wally,
- wally west
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5 times someone mentioned Wally's flirting was out of line and 1 time he caught on
(No, I don't support calling Wally a sexual harrasser, I just wrote this fill)
"Dude." Robin pulled Kid flash aside by his elbow. Kid Flash looked longingly at the redhead who was now looking vaguely uncomfortable and prepared to hide behind Superboy. Typical, everyone wanted to hide in Superboy's arms, but did they want to bound into Kid Flash's arms… nooooooooo… "That was kind of out of line."
"What?" Wally glanced back at the redhead. "All I asked was if she wanted to get a change of clothes, she looked wet!"
"After you've been hitting on her for the past five minutes?" Robin hissed. "Wally, that's practically sexual harassment!"
"Wet, not…" He blinked. "Oh…"
--
"Son." Uncle Barry's hand was on his arm and it was heavy with the weight of responsibility and other weighty things. Wally wilted a little and looked up at his uncle who gave him one of those reassuring all-American hero smiles. "I expect this behavior from Green Lantern, not you."
The behavior in question was Wally's flirting with the Bank owner's daughter. Wally hadn't thought it was inappropriate! Girls liked compliments! And her pants had been really tight and made of some sort of silvery material…
"I don't think GL'd have to ask if a woman was wearing space pants."
--
"But she was-" Wally pointed back at the slippery siren.
"No, Kid Flash." Kaldur kept a tight grip on Wally's arm.
"Oh c'mon, she was totally…"
Kaldur kept dragging him further and further away from the shoreline. "I said no, Kid Flash."
"It was only just a little-"
"You offered to taste her back, Kid Flash." Kaldur jerked on Wally's arm and forced him to walk faster. "And I will have you know she was not offering to eat you in a sexual manner. Her kind often feasts on the flesh of land folk. They consider it a delicacy, actually."
--
Miss Martian's slap hurt. Like, hurt a lot. Wally definitely had a big red handprint on his face right now, and he was probably going to bruise. He was actually kind of surprised she hadn't dislocated his jaw.
"She's my sister!" Miss Martian wrapped her arms around the tall, willowy green Martian beside her.
"I was just saying I liked her shirt! It's all red and white instead of white and red!" Wally rubbed a hand over his cheek and winced. "Ow, Megan!"
"I told Superboy I liked his shirt."
Wally blinked, not sure what she meant. "I'm so confused."
--
If the floor in the training room was made of dirt, Wally would be eating it. As it was the floor was made of high-tech hard to break touch-screen like material that transferred information to the training room computer and analyzed who had been pinned and how. Right now, the room was ringing with 'KO, Kid Flash'.
Black Canary had a hand on the back of Wally's head and a knee in the middle of his back digging into his spine. "Word of advice. Ladies like a little respect, and I'd prefer if you didn't make blonde jokes around me."
--
"So, are you having a good St. Patrick's day?" Kid Flash asked Artemis, unsurprised when she gave him a look and then tossed her hair over one shoulder. They were running security on the St. Patrick's day parade in Central City and the streets were packed. There was beer flowing and plenty of drunks being stupid.
Wally was about to shoot another flirtatious line Artemis' way, but then he heard a drunk ask if the woman next to him wanted 'a little Irish in her'.
And he decided it was a bad idea.
It wasn't like he was Irish anyway.
(No, I don't support calling Wally a sexual harrasser, I just wrote this fill)
"Dude." Robin pulled Kid flash aside by his elbow. Kid Flash looked longingly at the redhead who was now looking vaguely uncomfortable and prepared to hide behind Superboy. Typical, everyone wanted to hide in Superboy's arms, but did they want to bound into Kid Flash's arms… nooooooooo… "That was kind of out of line."
"What?" Wally glanced back at the redhead. "All I asked was if she wanted to get a change of clothes, she looked wet!"
"After you've been hitting on her for the past five minutes?" Robin hissed. "Wally, that's practically sexual harassment!"
"Wet, not…" He blinked. "Oh…"
--
"Son." Uncle Barry's hand was on his arm and it was heavy with the weight of responsibility and other weighty things. Wally wilted a little and looked up at his uncle who gave him one of those reassuring all-American hero smiles. "I expect this behavior from Green Lantern, not you."
The behavior in question was Wally's flirting with the Bank owner's daughter. Wally hadn't thought it was inappropriate! Girls liked compliments! And her pants had been really tight and made of some sort of silvery material…
"I don't think GL'd have to ask if a woman was wearing space pants."
--
"But she was-" Wally pointed back at the slippery siren.
"No, Kid Flash." Kaldur kept a tight grip on Wally's arm.
"Oh c'mon, she was totally…"
Kaldur kept dragging him further and further away from the shoreline. "I said no, Kid Flash."
"It was only just a little-"
"You offered to taste her back, Kid Flash." Kaldur jerked on Wally's arm and forced him to walk faster. "And I will have you know she was not offering to eat you in a sexual manner. Her kind often feasts on the flesh of land folk. They consider it a delicacy, actually."
--
Miss Martian's slap hurt. Like, hurt a lot. Wally definitely had a big red handprint on his face right now, and he was probably going to bruise. He was actually kind of surprised she hadn't dislocated his jaw.
"She's my sister!" Miss Martian wrapped her arms around the tall, willowy green Martian beside her.
"I was just saying I liked her shirt! It's all red and white instead of white and red!" Wally rubbed a hand over his cheek and winced. "Ow, Megan!"
"I told Superboy I liked his shirt."
Wally blinked, not sure what she meant. "I'm so confused."
--
If the floor in the training room was made of dirt, Wally would be eating it. As it was the floor was made of high-tech hard to break touch-screen like material that transferred information to the training room computer and analyzed who had been pinned and how. Right now, the room was ringing with 'KO, Kid Flash'.
Black Canary had a hand on the back of Wally's head and a knee in the middle of his back digging into his spine. "Word of advice. Ladies like a little respect, and I'd prefer if you didn't make blonde jokes around me."
--
"So, are you having a good St. Patrick's day?" Kid Flash asked Artemis, unsurprised when she gave him a look and then tossed her hair over one shoulder. They were running security on the St. Patrick's day parade in Central City and the streets were packed. There was beer flowing and plenty of drunks being stupid.
Wally was about to shoot another flirtatious line Artemis' way, but then he heard a drunk ask if the woman next to him wanted 'a little Irish in her'.
And he decided it was a bad idea.
It wasn't like he was Irish anyway.