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kat8cha ([personal profile] kat8cha) wrote2009-11-14 01:36 pm

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Title: Hair Today
Pairing/Characters: Davide, Bane, Ryou, Itsuki (pairings if you squint)
Rating: PG-13 (for naked boys)
Warnings: (if any) ...none.
Disclaimer: Not mine! And if Konomi ever writes a scene like this I think we'll all nosebleed to death.
Summary: Davide reveals a beauty secret when he showers.
A/N: Written for Miundel @ Rokkaku Chu

Rokkaku's school showers had very little water pressure, and they were all dingy little metal shower heads in half-stalls. The tiles were old, and a few of them were cracked. Rokkaku did not have the money to repair such things. The only reason Rokkaku's school had managed to keep the tennis team on was because it was a consistently a Nationally ranked team and Ojii fought to keep it from getting cut. As Ojii had helped teach most of Chiba's politicians, the team stayed.

It did not mean they had water pressure though, but at least the hot water heater was large enough that the entire tennis team (first year fanboys included) could enjoy a nice hot shower after a long day.

Davide liked to take incredibly long showers. For one thing, he needed long showers in order to wash all the gel out of his hair. Then afterwards Davide would take his time and reapply the gel, shaping his hair until it was perfect. Ever since Ryou had shown him the wonders of hair gel (back when Ryou was around nine and Davide was eight) Davide had not gone without. He couldn't, his hair was so lank and volume-less otherwise!

Some of the other tennis team members preferred to take quick showers, just enough to wash the sweat off, and then rush home for a longer back. Some of the team simply changed their clothes and walked off. Most of the regulars stuck around to talk and chat while showering. Saeki would generally hang off either Ryou of Itsuki's doors, the towel slipping low on his hips while he chatted at the both of them. Itsuki took forever to shower because he tended to drop the soap, Ryou too his time because he had to shampoo, rinse, repeat, and then condition.

Bane generally finished quickly but spent the rest of the time it took Davide to shower lazing on the changing room bench dressed in just his boxers. Aoi tended to bounce around half in and out of his school clothes before finally rushing off with a shout about 'GIRLS' and 'HOME'.

Davide stepped out of his shower and wrapped his towel around his waist before walking to the cubby holes. He avoided the spot on the floor in front of Aoi's stall, Aoi always left a puddle and this meant that the floor was dangerous there. "He better slow up, otherwise he'll find himself running late." Davide said before laughing under his breath. His laughter was interrupted by a towel flick from Bane. "Ow! Sorry, Bane-san!"

"You always apologize for it." Bane scowled and wound his towel tightly around his knuckles. "But you never stop."

"If you want me to stop making jokes you shouldn't keep up the punishment, Bane-san." Davide didn't laugh, since it wasn't a very good pun, and this left Bane looking confused and torn between punishing Davide or brushing it off. Davide took the chance to drop his towel and quickly pull on underwear and his pants, before tossing on his white button up school shirt and grabbing his hair gel. Davide sat across from Bane on the bench and dug his fingers into the sticky, gooey substance. Davide pushed his fingers into his hair and began sculpting while ignoring the sounds of Ryou, Itsuki, and Saeki tumbling out of the showers and heading for their cubby holes.

"Did you shave your legs?" Davide blinked, looked at Bane, froze with his fingers halfway through his hair.

The club room became instantly quiet, even the creaking noises of the pipes settling down hushed so that everyone could put the full pressure of their questioning stares on Davide. Davide leisurely pushed his fingers through the rest of his hair, finishing up styling the strands on that side, before he placed the cap back on his hair gel.

"…so?" Davide asked, squirming a little uncomfortably. "And I have pants on, Bane-san, did you develop X-ray vision?"

"I noticed when you were getting dressed." Bane frowned at Davide. "Why the hell did you shave your legs?"

Ryou hit Bane upside the head, or more accurately he aimed a hit at Bane's head and hit Bane's mushrooming hair instead. Bane still bent forward and pretended it hurt though. Bane-san was a wimp, Davide would like to see how he handled getting kicked in the head multiple times a day.

"There's nothing wrong with shaving your legs." Ryou stated with a toss of his hair.

"But not too close a shave." Davide said, despite the fact that his legs were smooth shorn. "I couldn't stand to be without my legs."

Bane calmly thwacked Davide upside the head before leaning back. He was still dressed in only his boxer shorts, the pair that was black with red polka dots that the team had given him last Christmas. "There is too something wrong with shaving your legs. They're your legs! They look all…"

"Girly?" Ryou asked, and behind him Saeki looked like he was having a hard time holding back his laughter. Davide cracked a grin. The only reason he was shaving his legs was because Ryou said it cut down on wind resistance. And it was true! Davide was pretty sure he moved fasted with shaved legs. Not that he was going to shave the rest of his body hair off. He *liked* his hair.

Bane's face changed when he got a clue. "Ryou! Stop giving Davide stupid advice! You know he's young and impressionable."

"It isn't nearly as stupid as the advice that Davide should plait his hair before going to bed." Saeki chimed in. Ryou and Davide both shot Saeki a dirty look, and Saeki shrugged. "What? Davide doesn't have enough hair to plait it before sleep, Ryou."

Davide readied himself for his next pun by schooling his face into a deadpan expression. "You know what they say." Everyone looked at Davide warily, and Bane was already readying his hand for another smack. "Hair today, gone tomorrow."

Everyone groaned.

"That was neither funny, nor original." Bane stated darkly. He grabbed his towel and started winding it into a tight rat tail again. "Prepare to face your punishment."

"But Bane-san!" Davide shouted, already halfway across the clubroom and running towards the showers. Bane had blocked the other way out after all. "I just did my hair!