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edit: Just realized, no mention of sex at all. GOD.
I just can't write pr0n lately. Brain not in right place.
"What is that?" Bel stared accusingly at the black monstrosity blocking the Varia's driveway. It was big, and black, with wheels covered in treads. The car body was swoopy, and it was low to the ground. "Fran."
Fran hopped out of the open door, which lifted up like an old American car. "You don't like it, senpai?" Fran asked, his voice deliberately sulky as always. It made Bel grind his teeth together in frustration. One day Fran'd give Bel the proper respect. Maybe after Bel had stabbed him a thousand times. "I thought it was cool."
Bel kicked the stupid car's siding, and then jolted back when the car *growled* at him. Was it alive? HOLY SHIT WAS IT ALIVE?
"I had the Vongola's stupid genius make it." Fran stroked a hand over the car's hood. "I'm gonna call it the Franmobile."
Bel growled back at the car. "What a stupid name."
I just can't write pr0n lately. Brain not in right place.
"What is that?" Bel stared accusingly at the black monstrosity blocking the Varia's driveway. It was big, and black, with wheels covered in treads. The car body was swoopy, and it was low to the ground. "Fran."
Fran hopped out of the open door, which lifted up like an old American car. "You don't like it, senpai?" Fran asked, his voice deliberately sulky as always. It made Bel grind his teeth together in frustration. One day Fran'd give Bel the proper respect. Maybe after Bel had stabbed him a thousand times. "I thought it was cool."
Bel kicked the stupid car's siding, and then jolted back when the car *growled* at him. Was it alive? HOLY SHIT WAS IT ALIVE?
"I had the Vongola's stupid genius make it." Fran stroked a hand over the car's hood. "I'm gonna call it the Franmobile."
Bel growled back at the car. "What a stupid name."