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Okay, so, last night/this morning I had this amazingly awesome dream. Which I kept meaning to write up and post. Because it was amazingly twisted and OH MY BRAIN.
IDK what was going on in the beginning of the dream, since I only really remember the end, and even that's a little sketchy, but here goes. There was something about a war between two kingdoms. The kingdom I was a part of was the 'bad' or at least 'morally not right' kingdom, and the kingdom we were fighting was, obviously, the goody-two-shoes kingdom. I was some sort of close adviser to the king. Like, close close. There were three people the king trusted, me, my friend, and this hot girl. We'd all grown up together.
I seemed to have some sort of... crush? On the king? Like, was secretly in love with him except it was SO NOT A SECRET. I'm pretty sure I was having sex with him. (And, since I couldn't pick a gender to be... yeah.)
Anyway, my friend and I had made the decision to defect to the Morally Upright kingdom, because (in the words of Shouichi) what our king was doing was wrong. IDK what he was doing, but, he was doing something... and it was wrong. So we decided to defect, especially since the king was going to be choosing his queen soon, and we figured we could get out in the excitement caused by the announcement. I was... really upset about that, like, really upset. Because I was crushing on the king but knew he'd choose the hot girl.
The king sent the friend and I special outfits, or IDK, maybe they were the outfits we were SUPPOSED to wear all the time. Anyway, they were color coded (I'm pretty sure the friend got yellow, but I don't remember what color my clothes were) and had moon jewelry on them. Part of the outfit was a dress/tunic thing with a belt around it that had a large crescent moon belt buckle. I think there was a choker too. The crescent moon was some part of the kingdom's crest...?
We go to meet with the king, and I'm TOTALLY bummed when the king and the hot girl come in together, talking and flirting and she's GIGGLING... But it's alright, because we're going to defect. (Because what he's doing is wrong...)
So then he's all 'yeah, so I gotta choose my queen, etc, etc...' and this page comes in with a ruby and is like 'this is a gift from ___ to the queen'
And IDK, I remember thinking it's weird because 'rubies don't suit her' or something. But I'm eager to appear to be my normal self, so I walk across the room to the page, and grab the ruby, and present it to the hot girl, who is sitting on the arm of the king's throne. She takes it and talks about it's beautiful color. And somehow the ruby becomes two earrings? Dream logic, the ruby is now two earrings, and it's STILL not something she'd wear. But the friend and I are complimenting the king on the present, and the hot girl is still saying how well they'll 'suit the queen' and... well, we start to get the message that SOMETHING is up. And then hot girl gets off the throne and is walking over to us, and the king's all like 'meaningful evil stare'
And then says something along the lines of 'don't you get it yet? she's not going to be my queen, you are'.
And uh... the message is 'I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO DEFECT AND NOW YOU'RE SCREWED'
The hot chick totally INSERTS THE EARRINGS INTO MY EAR WITHOUT MY PERMISSION...
And then I pass out. Or wake up. :( So sad. Totally hot king was gonna have his way with me.
IDK what was going on in the beginning of the dream, since I only really remember the end, and even that's a little sketchy, but here goes. There was something about a war between two kingdoms. The kingdom I was a part of was the 'bad' or at least 'morally not right' kingdom, and the kingdom we were fighting was, obviously, the goody-two-shoes kingdom. I was some sort of close adviser to the king. Like, close close. There were three people the king trusted, me, my friend, and this hot girl. We'd all grown up together.
I seemed to have some sort of... crush? On the king? Like, was secretly in love with him except it was SO NOT A SECRET. I'm pretty sure I was having sex with him. (And, since I couldn't pick a gender to be... yeah.)
Anyway, my friend and I had made the decision to defect to the Morally Upright kingdom, because (in the words of Shouichi) what our king was doing was wrong. IDK what he was doing, but, he was doing something... and it was wrong. So we decided to defect, especially since the king was going to be choosing his queen soon, and we figured we could get out in the excitement caused by the announcement. I was... really upset about that, like, really upset. Because I was crushing on the king but knew he'd choose the hot girl.
The king sent the friend and I special outfits, or IDK, maybe they were the outfits we were SUPPOSED to wear all the time. Anyway, they were color coded (I'm pretty sure the friend got yellow, but I don't remember what color my clothes were) and had moon jewelry on them. Part of the outfit was a dress/tunic thing with a belt around it that had a large crescent moon belt buckle. I think there was a choker too. The crescent moon was some part of the kingdom's crest...?
We go to meet with the king, and I'm TOTALLY bummed when the king and the hot girl come in together, talking and flirting and she's GIGGLING... But it's alright, because we're going to defect. (Because what he's doing is wrong...)
So then he's all 'yeah, so I gotta choose my queen, etc, etc...' and this page comes in with a ruby and is like 'this is a gift from ___ to the queen'
And IDK, I remember thinking it's weird because 'rubies don't suit her' or something. But I'm eager to appear to be my normal self, so I walk across the room to the page, and grab the ruby, and present it to the hot girl, who is sitting on the arm of the king's throne. She takes it and talks about it's beautiful color. And somehow the ruby becomes two earrings? Dream logic, the ruby is now two earrings, and it's STILL not something she'd wear. But the friend and I are complimenting the king on the present, and the hot girl is still saying how well they'll 'suit the queen' and... well, we start to get the message that SOMETHING is up. And then hot girl gets off the throne and is walking over to us, and the king's all like 'meaningful evil stare'
And then says something along the lines of 'don't you get it yet? she's not going to be my queen, you are'.
And uh... the message is 'I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO DEFECT AND NOW YOU'RE SCREWED'
The hot chick totally INSERTS THE EARRINGS INTO MY EAR WITHOUT MY PERMISSION...
And then I pass out. Or wake up. :( So sad. Totally hot king was gonna have his way with me.