![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
(no subject)
Note to all prospective parents -
Name your children after dead gods and goddesses.
OKAY, so, Calliope is just one of the muses. She still counts.
If case a (Loki) and case b (Calliope) hold true, then naming your kid, like, Baal should get them laid constantly.
XD Sorry, just, 4 year old who was a far more impressive lit kid than ANY 5 year old I've dealt with.
Best Part of the Night:
Me: Okay, okay, what about this word? What's this? (points at TUBE)
Calliope: ...Tu-bay?
Me: XD I don't think that's a word...
Calliope: IT IS! Like Toby in Labyrinth!
Me: ...
Later:
Me: Okay, and that's a...
Calliope: Bow! Like David Bowie, the best singer ever.
...
Yeah. This kid has won my heart. ♥
Name your children after dead gods and goddesses.
OKAY, so, Calliope is just one of the muses. She still counts.
If case a (Loki) and case b (Calliope) hold true, then naming your kid, like, Baal should get them laid constantly.
XD Sorry, just, 4 year old who was a far more impressive lit kid than ANY 5 year old I've dealt with.
Best Part of the Night:
Me: Okay, okay, what about this word? What's this? (points at TUBE)
Calliope: ...Tu-bay?
Me: XD I don't think that's a word...
Calliope: IT IS! Like Toby in Labyrinth!
Me: ...
Later:
Me: Okay, and that's a...
Calliope: Bow! Like David Bowie, the best singer ever.
...
Yeah. This kid has won my heart. ♥