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Directions: Pick 10 characters from a certain fandom, arrange or write their names down in random order, then answer the questions. No peeking at the questions first, okay
1) Hiyoshi Wakashi
2) Kai Yuujirou
3) Kite Eishirou
4) Itsuki Marehiko
5) Saeki Koujirou
6) Fuji Syuusuke
7) Tezuka Kunimitsu
8) Atobe Keigo
9) Yanagi Renji
10) Yukimura Seiichi
Q1: Describe the children of #3 (Kite Eishirou) and #7 (Tezuka Kunimitsu). Are they good parents?
…their children are TENNIS GODS. O_O …and Tezuka is, he's a little stern, yeah, but a good parent. Kite's more of the 'as long as they're not playing with nail gun's they're fine' school of parenting.
Q2: Describe #5 (Saeki Koujirou) and #1 (Hiyoshi Wakashi)'s first kiss.
…ah ha ha. XD HA HA. Saeki'd get decked man. DECKED. Hiyoshi'd be summering in Chiba, or vacationing, or Rokkaku'd be playing Hyotei or something… and Saeki'd decide that Hiyoshi needs to loosen up, so he goes over and plants a BIG WET ONE on Hiyoshi, who is shocked, splutters, turns red, and SLAMS his fist into Saeki's face.
Q3: How would #2 (Kai Yuujirou) react if #6 (Fuji Syuusuke) were pregnant with #10 (Yukimura Seiichi)'s baby?
First off, Kai'd laugh his ass off. Then Kai'd laugh his ass off again. Then Kai'd ask if the baby was gonna voodoo his ass. And THEN Kai'd laugh his ass off AGAIN.
Q4: How does #4 (Itsuki Marehiko) convince #7 (Tezuka Kunimitsu) to go with him/her on a date?
…why won't you date me? Why? Why aren't you answering, Tezuka-san? Tezuka-san, do you not like to date? Etc. Etc. Etc. Oh, Ittchan.
Q5: #6 (Fuji Syuusuke) is in love with #1 (Hiyoshi Wakashi). #3 (Kite Eishirou) confesses his/her love to #6 (Fuji Syuusuke). Who does the latter choose? And does #8 (Atobe Keigo) think he/she made the right decision?
…bwahahaha. UM. Well. Fuji's in love with Hiyoshi b/c of how kickass he is, AND he's got that cute little uke tush. But Fuji's a switch, and let's face it, Kite's totally a better match. So they'd hook uip, and NO Atobe wouldn't, b/c Atobe thinks Hyotei/Higa. (Alternatively, Fuji could get Kite to help him seduce Hiyoshi and they could have one big threesome.)
Q6: #5 (Saeki Koujirou) and #2 (Kai Yuujirou) must pretend to be a married couple. Why?
…B/c Kai can't reveal that he's ACTUALLY dating Eiji from Seigaku, and for some reason Higa's more accepting of Rokkaku, and Saeki's putting up with it all because Kai's paying him in pineapples. *They get found out though, and Kite kicks Kai's ass before asking Saeki out.)
Q7: #10 (Yukimura) is moving in with #9 (Yanagi Renji). What do they fight about the most?
The fact that Yukimura's scrapbooking materials get everywhere, and Yanagi's strange and obscure diets.
Q8: How will #4 (Itsuki Marehiko) prove his/her love to #1 (Hiyoshi Wakashi)?
Asking endless questions about Hiyoshi and looking ATTENTIVE when Hiyoshi answers him. ^_^
Q9: #7 (Tezuka Kunimitsu) and #4 (Itsuki Marehiko). Love at first sight?
…pffffffffffft. Itsuki's not really Tezuka's type? Nor is Tezuka Ittchan's. (There would be no beach frolicking here. Srs toast is srs.)
Q10: What would #2 (Kai Yuujirou) get #9 (Yanagi Renji) for Valentine's Day?
A new haircut. Some homemade jewelry. Prolly a pendant of some sort.
Q11: Under what circumstances would #3 (Kite Eishir) and #5 (Saeki Koujirou) have a happy end?
If Kite used his Okinawan brainwashing skills to brainwash Saeki into forgetting about that whole 'beating up your really old coach' thing. And if Rokkaku never found out.
Q12: What does #8 (Atobe Keigo) want to change about #10 (Yukimura Seiichi)? Does the latter approve?
…Atobe'd like to change Yukimura's 'holier than thou' attitude. Also, that headband SO went out last weekend. And no, Yukimura does not approve.
Q13: #2 (Kai Yuujirou) and #7 (Tezuka Kunimitsu) are together. Who is more protective over the other?
Pffffffffft. Um. Tezuka is protective of Kai, b/c Fuji wants to kick his ass.
Q14: Who is going to say 'I love you' first, #1 (Hiyoshi Wakashi) or #9 (Yanagi Renji)?
…neither. It will be IMPLIED through Hiyoshi's gruff, grumpy statements (And Hiyoshi will IMPLY it first) and Yanagi's creepy data-fu.
Q15: Describe #10 (Yukimura Seiichi) and #4 (Itsuki Marehiko)'s perfect romantic outing.
…um. O_o Well fuck yo… …They play tennis? >_
Q16: Who suffers from pre-wedding jitters, #3 (Kite Eishirou) or #8 (Atobe Keigo)? How does the bridesmaid/best man #10 (Yukimura Seiichi) soothe them?
AH HA HA. Atobe. Atobe suffers from pre-wedding jitters. Yukimura tells him to suck it up, and then slips him some booze.
Q17: #6 (Fuji Syuusuke) is a secret admirer. What presents does he/she give?
…wasabi filled chocolates. Or wasabi peas. Or apple flavored dick pops.
1) Gokudera Hayato
2) Yamamoto Takeshi
3) Sawada Tsunayoshi
4) Rokudo Mukuro
5) Belphegore
6) Irie Shouichi
7) Byakuran
8) Hibari Kyouya
9) Lambo
10) Chrome
Q1: Describe the children of #3 (Sawada Tsunayoshi) and #7 (Byakuran). Are they good parents?
O_O Um. Spiky haired. …and evil? Potentially evil. Potentially evil and potentially good (to not quote Good Omens)
Q2: Describe #5 (Belphegore) and #1 (Gokudera Hayato)'s first kiss.
Well, during the ring battle while Bel's got Gokudera all tied up and bloody… MMMMWAH! A nice wet one, right on the lips. Nice bloody wet one. Alternatively, Bel waits until Gokudera's like… legal, and then goes to claim his princess. And they share another bloody kiss.
Q3: How would #2 (Yamamoto Takeshi) react if #6 (Irie Shouichi) were pregnant with #10 (Chrome)'s baby?
…well, first off, he'd wonder how Chrome got Shouichi pregnant. I mean, she's a girl right? Though she possessed by Mukuro… ha ha ha. And ha ha, isn't Shouichi a guy? ~insert Smily Yamamoto face~
Q4: How does #4 (Rokudo Mukuro) convince #7 (Byakuran) to go with him/her on a date?
I think it's more a matter of 'how does Mukuro convince Bykauran the date is OVER' with those two…
Q5: #6 (Irie Shouichi) is in love with #1 (Gokudera Hayato). #3 (Sawada Tsunayoshi) confesses his/her love to #6 (Irie Shouichi). Who does the latter choose? And does #8 (Hibari Kyouya) think he/she made the right decision?
…um. Hibari doesn't really care. And Shouichi choses neither, b/c he's not INTERESTED in Sawada, kthx, and b/c he was spited by Gokudera Shouichi falls for Byakuran and they go on to destroy the world. (Which explains perfectly why Gokudera thinks it's Shouichi's fault)
Q6: #5 (Belphegore) and #2 (Yamamoto Takeshi) must pretend to be a married couple. Why?
To piss Squalo off.
Q7: #10 (Chrome) is moving in with #9 (Lambo). What do they fight about the most?
Mukuro keeps popping in and leaving creepy messages on the mirror when Lambo steams up the bathroom. And Lambo freaks out and yells at Chrome about them.
Q8: How will #4 (Rokudo Mukuro) prove his/her love to #1 (Gokudera Hayato)?
Repeated bouts of tentacle rape.
Q9: #7 (Byakuran) and #4 (Mukuro). Love at first sight?
XD Chyeaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Q10: What would #2 (Yamamoto) get #9 (Lambo) for Valentine's Day?
Chocolate covered grapes.
Q11: Under what circumstances would #3 (Tsuna) and #5 (Belphegore) have a happy end?
…if Tsuna admitted Bel was a prince, and gave him half of his kingdom?
Q12: What does #8 (Hibari) want to change about #10 (Chrome)? Does the latter approve?
The fact that she's an herbivore. And yeah, Chrome grows into it.
Q13: #2 (Yamamoto) and #7 (Byakuran) are together. Who is more protective over the other?
…More like 'possessive'… Byakuran'd probably mindfuck Yamamoto into the next CENTURY.
Q14: Who is going to say 'I love you' first, #1 (Gokudera) or #9 (Lambo)?
Lambo. Repeatedly. With lots of hugs. (Gokudera does not approve)
Q15: Describe #10 (Chrome) and #4 (Mukuro)'s perfect romantic outing.
^_^ DREAM ROMP WITH FLOWERS
Q16: Who suffers from pre-wedding jitters, #3 (Tsuna) or #8 (Hibari)? How does the bridesmaid/best man #10 (Chrome) soothe them?
Tsuna. Tsuna. A LOT of Tsuna jitters. And Chrome pets Tsuna's head and tells him it'll be all right, Kyoko loves him, and no Mukuro-sama won't destroy the wedding he promised, and yes, Gokudera's out there with the rings, and Chrome'll go back to Kyoko now, she was just worried about you boss.
Q17: #6 (Shouichi) is a secret admirer. What presents does he/she give?
…Not flowers. UM. Robots. Little, amazing, robots.
ALTERNATIVELY. Giant doomsday machines.
1) Hiyoshi Wakashi
2) Kai Yuujirou
3) Kite Eishirou
4) Itsuki Marehiko
5) Saeki Koujirou
6) Fuji Syuusuke
7) Tezuka Kunimitsu
8) Atobe Keigo
9) Yanagi Renji
10) Yukimura Seiichi
Q1: Describe the children of #3 (Kite Eishirou) and #7 (Tezuka Kunimitsu). Are they good parents?
…their children are TENNIS GODS. O_O …and Tezuka is, he's a little stern, yeah, but a good parent. Kite's more of the 'as long as they're not playing with nail gun's they're fine' school of parenting.
Q2: Describe #5 (Saeki Koujirou) and #1 (Hiyoshi Wakashi)'s first kiss.
…ah ha ha. XD HA HA. Saeki'd get decked man. DECKED. Hiyoshi'd be summering in Chiba, or vacationing, or Rokkaku'd be playing Hyotei or something… and Saeki'd decide that Hiyoshi needs to loosen up, so he goes over and plants a BIG WET ONE on Hiyoshi, who is shocked, splutters, turns red, and SLAMS his fist into Saeki's face.
Q3: How would #2 (Kai Yuujirou) react if #6 (Fuji Syuusuke) were pregnant with #10 (Yukimura Seiichi)'s baby?
First off, Kai'd laugh his ass off. Then Kai'd laugh his ass off again. Then Kai'd ask if the baby was gonna voodoo his ass. And THEN Kai'd laugh his ass off AGAIN.
Q4: How does #4 (Itsuki Marehiko) convince #7 (Tezuka Kunimitsu) to go with him/her on a date?
…why won't you date me? Why? Why aren't you answering, Tezuka-san? Tezuka-san, do you not like to date? Etc. Etc. Etc. Oh, Ittchan.
Q5: #6 (Fuji Syuusuke) is in love with #1 (Hiyoshi Wakashi). #3 (Kite Eishirou) confesses his/her love to #6 (Fuji Syuusuke). Who does the latter choose? And does #8 (Atobe Keigo) think he/she made the right decision?
…bwahahaha. UM. Well. Fuji's in love with Hiyoshi b/c of how kickass he is, AND he's got that cute little uke tush. But Fuji's a switch, and let's face it, Kite's totally a better match. So they'd hook uip, and NO Atobe wouldn't, b/c Atobe thinks Hyotei/Higa. (Alternatively, Fuji could get Kite to help him seduce Hiyoshi and they could have one big threesome.)
Q6: #5 (Saeki Koujirou) and #2 (Kai Yuujirou) must pretend to be a married couple. Why?
…B/c Kai can't reveal that he's ACTUALLY dating Eiji from Seigaku, and for some reason Higa's more accepting of Rokkaku, and Saeki's putting up with it all because Kai's paying him in pineapples. *They get found out though, and Kite kicks Kai's ass before asking Saeki out.)
Q7: #10 (Yukimura) is moving in with #9 (Yanagi Renji). What do they fight about the most?
The fact that Yukimura's scrapbooking materials get everywhere, and Yanagi's strange and obscure diets.
Q8: How will #4 (Itsuki Marehiko) prove his/her love to #1 (Hiyoshi Wakashi)?
Asking endless questions about Hiyoshi and looking ATTENTIVE when Hiyoshi answers him. ^_^
Q9: #7 (Tezuka Kunimitsu) and #4 (Itsuki Marehiko). Love at first sight?
…pffffffffffft. Itsuki's not really Tezuka's type? Nor is Tezuka Ittchan's. (There would be no beach frolicking here. Srs toast is srs.)
Q10: What would #2 (Kai Yuujirou) get #9 (Yanagi Renji) for Valentine's Day?
Q11: Under what circumstances would #3 (Kite Eishir) and #5 (Saeki Koujirou) have a happy end?
If Kite used his Okinawan brainwashing skills to brainwash Saeki into forgetting about that whole 'beating up your really old coach' thing. And if Rokkaku never found out.
Q12: What does #8 (Atobe Keigo) want to change about #10 (Yukimura Seiichi)? Does the latter approve?
…Atobe'd like to change Yukimura's 'holier than thou' attitude. Also, that headband SO went out last weekend. And no, Yukimura does not approve.
Q13: #2 (Kai Yuujirou) and #7 (Tezuka Kunimitsu) are together. Who is more protective over the other?
Pffffffffft. Um. Tezuka is protective of Kai, b/c Fuji wants to kick his ass.
Q14: Who is going to say 'I love you' first, #1 (Hiyoshi Wakashi) or #9 (Yanagi Renji)?
…neither. It will be IMPLIED through Hiyoshi's gruff, grumpy statements (And Hiyoshi will IMPLY it first) and Yanagi's creepy data-fu.
Q15: Describe #10 (Yukimura Seiichi) and #4 (Itsuki Marehiko)'s perfect romantic outing.
…um. O_o Well fuck yo… …They play tennis? >_
Q16: Who suffers from pre-wedding jitters, #3 (Kite Eishirou) or #8 (Atobe Keigo)? How does the bridesmaid/best man #10 (Yukimura Seiichi) soothe them?
AH HA HA. Atobe. Atobe suffers from pre-wedding jitters. Yukimura tells him to suck it up, and then slips him some booze.
Q17: #6 (Fuji Syuusuke) is a secret admirer. What presents does he/she give?
…wasabi filled chocolates. Or wasabi peas. Or apple flavored dick pops.
1) Gokudera Hayato
2) Yamamoto Takeshi
3) Sawada Tsunayoshi
4) Rokudo Mukuro
5) Belphegore
6) Irie Shouichi
7) Byakuran
8) Hibari Kyouya
9) Lambo
10) Chrome
Q1: Describe the children of #3 (Sawada Tsunayoshi) and #7 (Byakuran). Are they good parents?
O_O Um. Spiky haired. …and evil? Potentially evil. Potentially evil and potentially good (to not quote Good Omens)
Q2: Describe #5 (Belphegore) and #1 (Gokudera Hayato)'s first kiss.
Well, during the ring battle while Bel's got Gokudera all tied up and bloody… MMMMWAH! A nice wet one, right on the lips. Nice bloody wet one. Alternatively, Bel waits until Gokudera's like… legal, and then goes to claim his princess. And they share another bloody kiss.
Q3: How would #2 (Yamamoto Takeshi) react if #6 (Irie Shouichi) were pregnant with #10 (Chrome)'s baby?
…well, first off, he'd wonder how Chrome got Shouichi pregnant. I mean, she's a girl right? Though she possessed by Mukuro… ha ha ha. And ha ha, isn't Shouichi a guy? ~insert Smily Yamamoto face~
Q4: How does #4 (Rokudo Mukuro) convince #7 (Byakuran) to go with him/her on a date?
I think it's more a matter of 'how does Mukuro convince Bykauran the date is OVER' with those two…
Q5: #6 (Irie Shouichi) is in love with #1 (Gokudera Hayato). #3 (Sawada Tsunayoshi) confesses his/her love to #6 (Irie Shouichi). Who does the latter choose? And does #8 (Hibari Kyouya) think he/she made the right decision?
…um. Hibari doesn't really care. And Shouichi choses neither, b/c he's not INTERESTED in Sawada, kthx, and b/c he was spited by Gokudera Shouichi falls for Byakuran and they go on to destroy the world. (Which explains perfectly why Gokudera thinks it's Shouichi's fault)
Q6: #5 (Belphegore) and #2 (Yamamoto Takeshi) must pretend to be a married couple. Why?
To piss Squalo off.
Q7: #10 (Chrome) is moving in with #9 (Lambo). What do they fight about the most?
Mukuro keeps popping in and leaving creepy messages on the mirror when Lambo steams up the bathroom. And Lambo freaks out and yells at Chrome about them.
Q8: How will #4 (Rokudo Mukuro) prove his/her love to #1 (Gokudera Hayato)?
Repeated bouts of tentacle rape.
Q9: #7 (Byakuran) and #4 (Mukuro). Love at first sight?
XD Chyeaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Q10: What would #2 (Yamamoto) get #9 (Lambo) for Valentine's Day?
Chocolate covered grapes.
Q11: Under what circumstances would #3 (Tsuna) and #5 (Belphegore) have a happy end?
…if Tsuna admitted Bel was a prince, and gave him half of his kingdom?
Q12: What does #8 (Hibari) want to change about #10 (Chrome)? Does the latter approve?
The fact that she's an herbivore. And yeah, Chrome grows into it.
Q13: #2 (Yamamoto) and #7 (Byakuran) are together. Who is more protective over the other?
…More like 'possessive'… Byakuran'd probably mindfuck Yamamoto into the next CENTURY.
Q14: Who is going to say 'I love you' first, #1 (Gokudera) or #9 (Lambo)?
Lambo. Repeatedly. With lots of hugs. (Gokudera does not approve)
Q15: Describe #10 (Chrome) and #4 (Mukuro)'s perfect romantic outing.
^_^ DREAM ROMP WITH FLOWERS
Q16: Who suffers from pre-wedding jitters, #3 (Tsuna) or #8 (Hibari)? How does the bridesmaid/best man #10 (Chrome) soothe them?
Tsuna. Tsuna. A LOT of Tsuna jitters. And Chrome pets Tsuna's head and tells him it'll be all right, Kyoko loves him, and no Mukuro-sama won't destroy the wedding he promised, and yes, Gokudera's out there with the rings, and Chrome'll go back to Kyoko now, she was just worried about you boss.
Q17: #6 (Shouichi) is a secret admirer. What presents does he/she give?
…Not flowers. UM. Robots. Little, amazing, robots.
ALTERNATIVELY. Giant doomsday machines.