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For [livejournal.com profile] lyuna.

"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizuo-kun!" Nothing good could ever come of his name being shouted like that. A vein throbbed in Shizuo's head and he ripped a street sign out of the ground before he turned to face that flea.

He stopped dead halfway through the swing.

Silence seemed to fall over Tokyo, like a backwards ripple effect spreading from the edges and eventually pinpointing the moment Shizuo's cigarette fell from his lips. Had anyone else been around they would have been able to hear it hit the ground. Or so Izaya, the only other person around at that time, would later swear.

'What are you wearing' sounded like he cared, so Shizuo considered and discarded that thought as quickly as he might consider and discard a potential weapon that was just too flimsy. 'FLEA' was full of rage but not what he wanted to shout right now. 'Put on some damn clothes!' would probably work but when Shizuo took a breath to shout it he was encumbered by one thin finger being pressed to his lips.

"Shhhh, Shizuo-kun." Izaya pressed his body up against Shizuo's, the bare skin of his mid-riff burning through the shirt and vest Shizuo was wearing to feel way too hot up against the blonde's crotch. "Don't let words come between us." Which sounded like shoujo manga romance novel crap but it must have worked because Shizuo just stared at Izaya speechlessly. Gossamer or whatever it was the sheer outfit was made out of it was kind of scratchy and Izaya made faint 'zzz zzz' noises as he moved. The pants ballooned over Izaya's small hips making it seem like he actually had some and the pointed shoes were… were stupid.

They had bells on them.

They tinkled.

"Ooh, is that for me?" Shizuo blinked, confused, and then Izaya ran a hand over the street sign and… and groped it. "What a big boy you are, Shizuo-kun."

The brain cells in Shizuo's brain just could not keep up. One by one they packed little suitcases and flagged down a little brain cell sized tour bus and all went off to visit the land down south where they began to take interesting pictures of the swell in Shizuo's pants. Without his brain-cells attempting to keep up however pure instinct took over.

"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

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